AT LONG LAST AN ACTING VC HAS EMERGED

Thursday, July 21
11:15a.m

Among relevant stakeholders, the question of who emerges as the next top man of Obafemi Awolowo University has been the most popular question lately, and perhaps, a very difficult one for anyone to accurately answer. However, with no doubt, it brings me great joy to announce to you that an acting VC has been elected finally, after so much turmoil in the Senate building. The meeting lasted for roughly six-hours (6), where twenty-seven (27) qualified professors were screened as to finally arriving at the most qualified candidate who was also the most accepted by all the three arms of the union comprising SSANU ASSU and NASU.

Without much dilly-dallying and shilly-shallying, the newly elected acting VC of Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), ile-ife, is no other person than Professor Morgan, from the Faculty of Pharmacy and the department of Pharmacology.
Prof. Morgan has been found to meet all necessary requirement laid down in Section 24 subsection 3b regarding the election of a new Vice-chancellor. He has served in several tiers far and wide around the globe. He was the HOD of Pharmacy in SHELLS for 10years and also the hod in TOTAL NLNG and CHEVRON for 5years, 7years and 12years respectively.

He bagged his doctorate at a youthful age of 20years and finally became a prof two years after, after his famous discovery of the solution to HIV/AIDS, CANCER and EBOLA. he was also the Dean of the Faculty of pharmacy in three different tenures which further increased his points duuring the screening. He has vowed to pay all debt concerning NASU, promising all students a strike-free tenure! He also vowed an early resumption date, after he addresses the public on Monday.

Culled from http://www.the punchnews/oaunewactingvc/search.html