slimzypink:

I have never been rejected by a guy they flock around me

Dellusion. ..continue...

drnairalov:
...Short story, *itchyfingers* So there is this beautiful Igbo girl, with the right curves and smile, not too chubby not too slim, she was quite thick fam! who wouldn't wanna moonwalk into her life. Oh yea I tried, she was in Uni...ok fast forward >>> we acted like we in a relationship although not official, just friend levels lowkey since i just knew her. One day she called and goes, O.V there is this show coming up. bla bla bla, D banj was coming, Olamide, phyno her man crush and loads of other. I wasn't the show type, i said i will think of it. well I agreed, and she was like it's VIP ticket she wants, Odiegwu!!! Why I go buy VIP ticket to see D banj and Tonto Dikeh? I thought to my self. I declined said we will just go for the normal ticket. " I am cool with it she said.

The day came, My Barrister friend tagged along, closed my office, changed clothes, was about to move, I no come see my wallet again my 17,000# my ATM, my drivers licence geez!! all in all my friend said he will handle the bills, we went to her Uni (U.I) girl popped in looking like Agbani Darego well dressed to match the occasion. Even though I was gloomy her beauty brightened the night. told her about my wallet. We went to the location that was were the rejection started.

As we entered the gate, my friend was trying to pay for the tickets only for her to say she has a ticket already. Hmm not so bad in my mind, we entered girl told me to excuse her, she saw a friend she wanted to greet, one handsome dude like that, my brother and sister that was the last i saw of her till ending of show, my friend was even more angry than I, girl wey I bring come show another guy she come tag with.. I saw her and the guy at the V.I.P seats why me and my nigga, dey regular. to top it all one mumu comedian came in and said we men in regular we no dey shame, those in VIP get 2 heads? it was a joke but the thing pain me 2 the bone.

Show ended, Time for club, celebs were going to club in a nearby club, my guy said i should leave the girl, but fam this girl is just 19, Her father is one top rich official like that, I couldn't leave her in the night. Ok I didn't leave her, she later came into the car, but before I left for the club my nigga angrily asked why she did that rubbish back in the show... Fam she said... she said she said she only asked me to drive her here. No strings attached. *grabs tissue* it is then i knew I was just a mere driver...driver!!! * let me stop here and not say what further happened. On a side note, I saw my wallet 2 days after with my money intact. some old man saw it.
Moral of the story

You know that weird feeling you get, when you are starting to like somebody, that is common sense leaving your body

What happened now?

slimzypink:


don't know about other girls,but at least in this nigeria no man can reject me

Well, excuse me Mrs. Halle Berry