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15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:03am On Jul 29, 2016
Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

Me: Mum there is no food in the pot?

Mum: Your mates are all married, go and marry!

me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Mummy see Mr Biggs

Mum: There is Food at Home
Me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Mum, the light in the kitchen has stopped working, bring some money, I will call Adamu to fix it

Mum: You studied Elect. Elect, or are you not an engineer

Me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Mum, I'm feeling headache (trying to extort some money)

Mum: There is panadol is the drawer!

Me; Na me fuuuck up

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 29, 2016
Oya ma sit down 4here wu haf toothpick

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2016
Me; I want to go and play with my friends

Mum: You're not going out, Play with junior (younger brother)

then

Me and stubborn junior

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Mummy, I want Biscuit
Mum: I don't pluck money from trees

Me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:07am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Mum, I want a selfie stick

Mum: Kelechi Use one of your hangers

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:08am On Jul 29, 2016
salabscholar01:
typing..................
You haf spoilt ya thread wif..
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by decatalyst(m): 9:16am On Jul 29, 2016
Coming back here..
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:26am On Jul 29, 2016
You: (After returning from school terribly hungry and exhausted) mum am hungry

Your mum: I bought some bean from the market earlier on, go and put it on fire, after that help me peel the yam close to the cupboard

You:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Ajoke, go and tell mum you wan't to eat meat pie cool

Ajoke; Mum, Kebiru wants to eat meat pie embarassed

Mum: Tell him I will buy a hundred of it for him

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:33am On Jul 29, 2016
My sister Crying in her room

Mum; Kemi, What is the problem?

Kemi; Lekan said he is no more interested in the relationship cry

Mum: The kitchen is dirty and you know it.

Kemi;

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:33am On Jul 29, 2016
Me: Am hungry

Mum:



Me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by kiddoiLL(m): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2016
lwkmd!! dat no 4 tho! i've been there..afterwards i was like y i talk say headache?
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:56am On Jul 29, 2016
After failing Jamb Three times

Mum: Pass the remote control to me

Me; Passes

Mum: At least you can pass something

me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:02am On Jul 29, 2016
Mum: What is your class position position this time around?

Me: sixth

Mum: I am not surprised cos you sleeps in the kitchen

me:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:10am On Jul 29, 2016
Mum: What is our hope this year? Wanting my sister to marry

My sister; mummy, I don't want to marry now

Mum: Men may be liking you for the right reasons.

My sister:

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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:12am On Jul 29, 2016
C: lalasticlala

Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong.
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:12am On Jul 29, 2016
C: lalasticlala, mynd44

Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong.
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Tynasparks(f): 11:11am On Jul 29, 2016
God bless our mothers
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Harwoyeez(m): 11:21am On Jul 29, 2016
So true of our mothers, God bless all
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Acepen(m): 5:47pm On Jul 29, 2016
salabscholar01:
Me: Am hungry

Mum:



Me:
na this one pain me pass:-D
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Hawwah(f): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2016
StunchLord:
You: (After returning from school terribly hungry and exhausted) mum am hungry

Your mum: I bought some bean from the market earlier on, go and put it on fire, after that help me peel the yam close to the cupboard

You:


Sweet jeez!!! I can imagine
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Mopricelezz(f): 8:35pm On Aug 08, 2016
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Cornerstone001: 1:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Oh boy, na this one dey always pain person pass.
Coman Eat me grin grin

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