Not every prince is charming.
Sometimes your prince can be such an a**hole, you end up breaking up with him. A popular saying:
“ You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince. ”
This holds true for many Nigerian girls. We have to go through several Yoruba demons before we find our Nigerian angel. It is utterly exhausting. These are the things every Nigerian girl does after a breakup (a breakup ritual really):
1. Deleting galore
The first thing to succumb to the deleting galore is the phone number. Then we remove all the pictures and then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from your universe”.
2. Waterworks
We may not cry in front of people because
“ big girls don’t cry ”
But trust me, the waterworks come through at some point. Maybe in the shower or when we’ve had too much to drink with our girlfriends.
3. Stalking
Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They may even be chatting with us via our totally new accounts.
4. Drunk texting
In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex. This happens if they did the breaking up. But we’re usually back to our “big girl” status and mentality when we sober up.
5. Upgrading a bro from the friend zone
They say the easiest way to get over an old guy is to move on to a new one. And believe me, many Nigerian girls have friend zoned dozens of guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship.

6. Posting happy pictures of her selves and male friends or male colleagues at work

7 Dressing to kill so as to impress the ex that she's doing fine....to let him see what he is missing

8 Going on a one night stand.

no. 5 though......
I remember sumtin.....

Op you forgot to add some of them on nairaland, open threads, bemoaning their fate and cursing their ex

I DON'T CARE, SINGLE AND SINGLE, STILL SINGLE, AND SINGLE AND HAPPYYYYY

onto the next one …….no time

youngest85:
no. 5 though......

I remember sumtin.....

the story must be interesting. Share with us na

mhisbliss:
I DON'T CARE, SINGLE AND SINGLE, STILL SINGLE, AND SINGLE AND HAPPYYYYY

and that was how aunty ijeoma clocked 50 with no husband...

khristals:



and that was how aunty ijeoma clocked 50 with no husband...

linda ikeji is ma role model, go and listen to neyos miss independent you get a picture of me, theres more to life than marriage abeg

mhisbliss:
linda ikeji is ma role model, go and listen to neyos miss independent you get a picture of me, theres more to life than marriage abeg

my best guess is ur still a teen, young, energetic and full of crazy ideas.. you will learn soon enough

khristals:


my best guess is ur still a teen, young, energetic and full of crazy ideas.. you will learn soon enough

ehn keep guessing but don't stress yourself over my matter like its your life savings, i dont take nairaland that serious so you're saying all this for nothing, now run along

mhisbliss:
ehn keep guessing but don't stress yourself over my matter like its your life savings, i dont take nairaland that serious so you're saying all this for nothing, now run along

time will come when u will take NL seriously, creating threads seeking young devout god-fearing men even though jobless for serious a relationship... nonetheless your life ur rules, I couldn't give a rat's hairy bottom what you do with it!..

khristals:



time will come when u will take NL seriously, creating threads seeking young devout god-fearing men even though jobless for serious a relationship... nonetheless your life ur rules, I couldn't give a rat's hairy bottom what you do with it!..

lol you wish, if you don't give whatever you just jumbled up there, then why so pained, na by force? abeg unto the next matter and move trash into recycle bin.

skarlett:
Op you forgot to add some of them on nairaland, open threads, bemoaning their fate and cursing their ex

Halfricandy
I believe I didn't spell it right, so make nobody bewitch me

youngest85:
no. 5 though......
I remember sumtin.....

oya share

khristals:


and that was how aunty ijeoma clocked 50 with no husband...

Lol

True talk especially dat No 5

yetty247:
Not every prince is charming.
Sometimes your prince can be such an a**hole, you end up breaking up with him. A popular saying:
“ You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince. ”
This holds true for many Nigerian girls. We have to go through several Yoruba demons before we find our Nigerian angel. It is utterly exhausting. These are the things every Nigerian girl does after a breakup (a breakup ritual really):
1. Deleting galore
The first thing to succumb to the deleting galore is the phone number. Then we remove all the pictures and then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from your universe”.
2. Waterworks
We may not cry in front of people because
“ big girls don’t cry ”
But trust me, the waterworks come through at some point. Maybe in the shower or when we’ve had too much to drink with our girlfriends.
3. Stalking
Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They may even be chatting with us via our totally new accounts.
4. Drunk texting
In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex. This happens if they did the breaking up. But we’re usually back to our “big girl” status and mentality when we sober up.
5. Upgrading a bro from the friend zone
They say the easiest way to get over an old guy is to move on to a new one. And believe me, many Nigerian girls have friend zoned dozens of guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship.

Not all op

Hell yeah,very right