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How To Avoid Dying In School As A Cultist ... by northvietnam(m): 6:48am On Aug 05, 2016
I came up with this piece after reading one post by one Donald3d on how to avoid and stay safe from the Big boys...

To be sincere, I won't say am a saint but me as a person was pained after seeing that imsu guy in his own pool of blood inside a gutter..

I will take us back Memory Lane on how I was deceived into gambling my life just for political power.
I contested for faculty fin sec ( Engineering) way back in school and during the campaign I spent so much money but upon all my campaigning and spending I was still losing support.

At a time my pocket got empty and at this juncture I was not ready to loose or step down cz I have invested so much into the campaign.

I called a meeting of my closest friends/campaign structure on how to raise fund and somebody suggested I should meet the class rep, that he could be of help. though we raised small money.

on thT Sunday morning I visited my class rep in his house to solicit for fund... to cut it short, he advised me that there is an easy way out...

let's I forget, only delegates like class reps , departmental presidents & secretary are eligible to vote in faculty elections in my school.

He took me to a formal SUG president of the uni (the guy is highly influential even after leaving school, the then Governor even gave him Toyota hilux & Hyundai all with government plate number) and the guy Assured me of land slide victory.

I took the hard way and I won, my election party was superb and I never spent a dime.

I made so much enemies and friends.
it wasn't easy but I learnt from the best and this is how to survive.

.. before you leave house in the, always pray to what ever you believe in.

..never you stay alone in school campus..
staying with two or more guys strikes fear into any team that might be on stand by to pull the trigger.. even when u don't have any thing on
you , they will always think you guys are loaded and waiting to counter them.

always make calls before you come to school to know what's up.
Never you have a dead battery in your phone..

mobility is highly essential, be it bike, keke , car, standby taxi man that can always pick you up when ever you call him..

have a mole in your class that is not in the game.
this person takes care of submission of assignments term paper etc.

Don't carry mattaaa for head... cs no body has a spare life.

have a permanent gf and make sure you tell her whom you are and also introduce her to your friends. any strange face that she does not recognise or strange movement around ur Bonk should be reported to you immediately.

let me stop here for now.
but before you start bashing me, I graduated and served my father land(4years ago).

you are free to add yours.

God has been so faithful till date.., his grace is more than sufficient for me....


Cultism doesn't PAY... , and there is nothing like freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDOM..

have a splendid weekend Nlanders
Re: How To Avoid Dying In School As A Cultist ... by youngest85(m): 6:55am On Aug 05, 2016
go and cook ursef 4 baba place
Re: How To Avoid Dying In School As A Cultist ... by ifex370(m): 7:59am On Aug 05, 2016
Tell them ooh..
Re: How To Avoid Dying In School As A Cultist ... by Kaycee625(m): 7:00pm On Oct 29, 2016
even the bible says in all that you get, ensure to get wisdom, whether you are rugged or you are a jew man, endeavour to be wise.
nevertheless luck plays some part, some rugged men graduated in flying colors and are even doing well professionally, whereas some jew men got down due to mistaken identity, but the truth is freedom is sweet, and when u dont belong to any frat you are very free, much more than any rugged fellow who would always look over his back

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