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Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by generalbush(m): 10:25am On Aug 12, 2016
I have followed the White House race like my life depends on it. The controversies and words thrown across each other, Democratic and Republican is something that gives me pleasure. Having watched their various conventions, followed up on their various interviews, I can boldly say that Americans are in the same situation that Nigeria was in 2015 general elections! They are between the devil and the Bemuda Triangle.

Lets Analyse the Candidates

Hillary Clinton: A woman who has served in successive governments for a long period of time. She knows the in and out of American politics. She has been involved in every government, achieving things she believes as wonderful. Democrats sees her as a "Loving Mother", "kind Hearted" and above all, Someone they can trust. But Hillary has a record of being corrupt according to Donald Trump. Like Trump says, She and Obama are the real "Founders" of ISIS and also partners to the policies that has made America fall from Grace to Grass.

Donald Trump: A "successful" business Man, who has achieved a lot, building businesses and making great brands. Trump is known for his radical Nature and his being insensitive to little things that matters. In his words, he has portrayed America as a "FAILED" country that needs a Savior known as "Donald trump". He believes that alot of immigrants are the reason for Poor security, Low Jobs for American citizens, and other problems arising in America. He has also castigated Muslims, Black African Migrants,etc.

The real issue is that Judging from their portfolios, I can say that Hillary is likened to Our erstwhile president Goodluck Jonathan while Trump is likened to our current President Buhari.

Trump practically has nothing worthwhile to offer the Economy. Instead of focusing on his plans for the America Economy, he has only resorted to the tactics APC used during the last general Elections. Throwing insults to a sitting president and cajoling all his policies and making it look as if the country is in shambles. Under the Obama Administration, we see how the dollars has risen in value as compared to some other local currencies including the Naira all because of the Mis-Administration of the Buhari's regime.

Now people ask me why I want Donald Trump to win, I tell Them....

That will be the escape route for Nigeria. Trump doesnt know what he wants. He will totally ruin America, and when he handles it like the way Buhari is handling Nigeria, That might be the only way that $1 will become 1 naira.

Buhari might be a prophet after all... cool

Written by Mike Bush!.

lalasticlala

Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by 9jii(m): 10:29am On Aug 12, 2016
There's nothing stopping Trump from winning Like his mouth.

He ll make you believe that he doesn't want be a US president.may he just having fun with his money or hired to make more money
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by michazy(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2016
What's this one saying?? You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir. Are you God? Baba park well.

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Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by michazy(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2016
What's this one saying?? You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir. Are you God? Baba park well.
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by lytech1(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2016
Funny op!!!
Am going with the op...
A Country as great as american must not be ruled by a woman...
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by iamsparrow(m): 10:34am On Aug 12, 2016
This thread should be in the Jokes section

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Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by generalbush(m): 10:39am On Aug 12, 2016
michazy:
What's this one saying??
You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir.
Are you God?
Baba park well.

You think so??

Lets see a 100meters race... few seconds to the finishing line, you trip and fall...

What happens to the person behind you??... He takes your place!

The fall of dollars is all we pray for... Trump will help us with that. cool
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by generalbush(m): 10:40am On Aug 12, 2016
iamsparrow:
This thread should be in the Jokes section

Really?

Explain why to me cheesy
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by Jessidaisy4(f): 10:42am On Aug 12, 2016
In Rae sremmurd's voice "Up like Donald Trump"
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by malele(m): 10:44am On Aug 12, 2016
generalbush:
I have followed the White House race like my life depends on it. The controversies and words thrown across each other, Democratic and Republican is something that gives me pleasure. Having watched their various conventions, followed up on their various interviews, I can boldly say that Americans are in the same situation that Nigeria was in 2015 general elections! They are between the devil and the Bemuda Triangle.

Lets Analyse the Candidates

Hillary Clinton: A woman who has served in successive governments for a long period of time. She knows the in and out of American politics. She has been involved in every government, achieving things she believes as wonderful. Democrats sees her as a "Loving Mother", "kind Hearted" and above all, Someone they can trust. But Hillary has a record of being corrupt according to Donald Trump. Like Trump says, She and Obama are the real "Founders" of ISIS and also partners to the policies that has made America fall from Grace to Grass.

Donald Trump: A "successful" business Man, who has achieved a lot, building businesses and making great brands. Trump is known for his radical Nature and his being insensitive to little things that matters. In his words, he has portrayed America as a "FAILED" country that needs a Savior known as "Donald trump". He believes that alot of immigrants are the reason for Poor security, Low Jobs for American citizens, and other problems arising in America. He has also castigated Muslims, Black African Migrants,etc.

The real issue is that Judging from their portfolios, I can say that Hillary is likened to Our erstwhile president Goodluck Jonathan while Trump is likened to our current President Buhari.

Trump practically has nothing worthwhile to offer the Economy. Instead of focusing on his plans for the America Economy, he has only resorted to the tactics APC used during the last general Elections. Throwing insults to a sitting president and cajoling all his policies and making it look as if the country is in shambles. Under the Obama Administration, we see how the dollars has risen in value as compared to some other local currencies including the Naira all because of the Mis-Administration of the Buhari's regime.

Now people ask me why I want Donald Trump to win, I tell Them....

That will be the escape route for Nigeria. Trump doesnt know what he wants. He will totally ruin America, and when he handles it like the way Buhari is handling Nigeria, That might be the only way that $1 will become 1 naira.

Buhari might be a prophet after all... cool

Written by Mike Bush!.

lalasticlala


So u want another country to fall before ur countrx can progress?
U have a shallow mind
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by generalbush(m): 10:54am On Aug 12, 2016
malele:



So u want another country to fall before ur countrx can progress?
U have a shallow mind

You and your president that have deep minds, Whats up?

how market cool
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by sainttwist1(m): 11:17am On Aug 12, 2016
lytech1:
Funny op!!!
Am going with the op...
A Country as great as american must not be ruled by a woman...
Hmmmm.....am sorry for the female folks around you.....Op, pls dont compare buhari with Trump. compare buhari with hitler or stalin or any dictator
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by 989900: 11:34am On Aug 12, 2016
Letting a lunatic like Trump have access to nuclear launch codes sounds about the greatest idea ever to "make America great again". SMH

BTW, before 35 states count, Trump would have lost. Trump is good for comic relief, and we know all that, when the chips are down, people won't clown their lives away.

"Trump is a man with a vision for America, not a specific vision, a great vision...the best vision...Trump has a plan to make this country great again....What plan??....a great plan...a plan that will work because it's the best plan.....Why... because Trump knows good people...which people....the best people....people that are not stupid like other people....people who know how to get deals done...what deals...great deals...the biggest deals... because I know words... What words...I have the best words... I get my information from watching TV... I consult with myself because I have a great brain... A great brain...the best brain...Trump will also build a big wall to keep Mexicans out and he will make Mexico pay for it!...How.... its all part of the great plan!...ISIS will be gone very, very quickly...How... I won't tell you.. It's a secret !!!... (This guy is a “one-man circle jerk” and he is only about entertaining the uneducated who love him and his great plan. He's all air - no substance. And he is their “Champion”.)"
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by Nobody: 11:39am On Aug 12, 2016
Trump? I think supporting Trump for President is like supporting Buhari for President. The world doesn't need such a person as leader of the most powerful on earth.
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by 989900: 11:40am On Aug 12, 2016
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Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by 989900: 11:40am On Aug 12, 2016
You ask Donald Trump anything and he's always the best at it.
"Donald, have you ever tossed monkeys?"
"I have Wolf, and let me tell you I've tossed so many monkeys, I'm the best monkey tosser on this stage, Wolf.

In fact I've got people in Washington tossing monkeys right now; and you know what? They only toss the best monkeys and if I become President I'm gonna toss the most monkeys out of anybody and the people are going to love my monkeys, they will be the most beautiful monkeys, Wolf.
And the government will PAY for those monkeys to be tossed. In fact the Monkeys will be tossed 10 feet higher and we'll have MEXICO pay for those high tossed monkeys! Its going to be beautiful, fantastic, the best, we're going to win again at tossing monkeys."

And the Trump fans go, "OMG, this man is going to make monkey tossing great again!"

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Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 12, 2016
A thrash section should be created for threads like this.
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by Noneroone(m): 12:01pm On Aug 12, 2016
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generalbush:
I have followed the White House race like my life depends on it. The controversies and words thrown across each other, Democratic and Republican is something that gives me pleasure. Having watched their various conventions, followed up on their various interviews, I can boldly say that Americans are in the same situation that Nigeria was in 2015 general elections! They are between the devil and the Bemuda Triangle.

Lets Analyse the Candidates

Hillary Clinton: A woman who has served in successive governments for a long period of time. She knows the in and out of American politics. She has been involved in every government, achieving things she believes as wonderful. Democrats sees her as a "Loving Mother", "kind Hearted" and above all, Someone they can trust. But Hillary has a record of being corrupt according to Donald Trump. Like Trump says, She and Obama are the real "Founders" of ISIS and also partners to the policies that has made America fall from Grace to Grass.

Donald Trump: A "successful" business Man, who has achieved a lot, building businesses and making great brands. Trump is known for his radical Nature and his being insensitive to little things that matters. In his words, he has portrayed America as a "FAILED" country that needs a Savior known as "Donald trump". He believes that alot of immigrants are the reason for Poor security, Low Jobs for American citizens, and other problems arising in America. He has also castigated Muslims, Black African Migrants,etc.

The real issue is that Judging from their portfolios, I can say that Hillary is likened to Our erstwhile president Goodluck Jonathan while Trump is likened to our current President Buhari.

Trump practically has nothing worthwhile to offer the Economy. Instead of focusing on his plans for the America Economy, he has only resorted to the tactics APC used during the last general Elections. Throwing insults to a sitting president and cajoling all his policies and making it look as if the country is in shambles. Under the Obama Administration, we see how the dollars has risen in value as compared to some other local currencies including the Naira all because of the Mis-Administration of the Buhari's regime.

Now people ask me why I want Donald Trump to win, I tell Them....

That will be the escape route for Nigeria. Trump doesnt know what he wants. He will totally ruin America, and when he handles it like the way Buhari is handling Nigeria, That might be the only way that $1 will become 1 naira.

Buhari might be a prophet after all... cool

Written by Mike Bush!.

lalasticlala
[/s] trashest!

Someone who is incapable of voting a sane human being for a president is now telling educated and enlightened people in a far away country who to vote.

Your hypocrisy smells like hypo
Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by khSteel: 12:35pm On Aug 12, 2016
989900:
You ask Donald Trump anything and he's always the best at it.
"Donald, have you ever tossed monkeys?"
"I have Wolf, and let me tell you I've tossed so many monkeys, I'm the best monkey tosser on this stage, Wolf.

In fact I've got people in Washington tossing monkeys right now; and you know what? They only toss the best monkeys and if I become President I'm gonna toss the most monkeys out of anybody and the people are going to love my monkeys, they will be the most beautiful monkeys, Wolf.
And the government will PAY for those monkeys to be tossed. In fact the Monkeys will be tossed 10 feet higher and we'll have MEXICO pay for those high tossed monkeys! Its going to be beautiful, fantastic, the best, we're going to win again at tossing monkeys."

And the Trump fans go, "OMG, this man is going to make monkey tossing great again!"

I bet you have been watching Trumps' "The Apprentice".

You know the guy wella.

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Re: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by LoveMachine(m): 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
Black man you are on your own. The sooner you realize that the sooner you'll start winning. They don't care about nor love you.

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