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How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 10:13am On Aug 13, 2016
To me its like fire in my bones grin A deep seated smouldering heat that refuses to go out no matter how cold the environment is. My hands tremble and i lose appetite. I suddenly have x-ray vision for every passing female form wether dressed in bum-shorts or wearing a hijab grin Sometimes when the urge is too much i feel like i'm going crazy. shocked
Solution (when the obvious isnt available) is to dip my head in a bucket of coooold water and hold my breath for as long as i can, in order words, simulate drowning grin

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by domopps(m): 10:14am On Aug 13, 2016
Sorry what's Konji?





Cheeeeers
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by IamLEGEND1: 10:16am On Aug 13, 2016
my body go begin dey scratch me bt sometimes na because I never baff.....so there's that.

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by DR1SKLEF(m): 10:17am On Aug 13, 2016
Smh!
What is conji?
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by MUVA(m): 10:23am On Aug 13, 2016
Receive Christ in your life bro. smiley

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by hahn(m): 10:26am On Aug 13, 2016
I am married and I work at home so I get pvssy regularly grin
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by sinaj(f): 10:27am On Aug 13, 2016
Lwkmd! Op u no well o! grin
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 13, 2016
Konji na bastard grin

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 13, 2016
grin

Anytime I feel it building, my left ear begins to itches. I find myself spinning, and I can only think about easing that tingly warm feeling. So what I do is I try to relax by taking deep lungfull of air before holding my breath.
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by stiflerdrug: 10:41am On Aug 13, 2016
My tiny eyes close more sad
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 10:55am On Aug 13, 2016
domopps:
Sorry what's Konji?





Cheeeeers
Virgin.
Lucky u.
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 10:56am On Aug 13, 2016
DR1SKLEF:
Smh!

What is conji?
Another virgin.
U dont know what u are in for.
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 10:57am On Aug 13, 2016
MUVA:
Receive Christ in your life bro. smiley
cool
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 11:00am On Aug 13, 2016
hahn:
I am married and I work at home so I get pvssy regularly grin
I hear say na married men konji dey catch pass!

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Nobody: 11:00am On Aug 13, 2016
What's the essence of this thread? You guys should watch football instead.
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 11:00am On Aug 13, 2016
sinaj:
Lwkmd! Op u no well o! grin
Konji dey do woman sef?
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by hahn(m): 11:02am On Aug 13, 2016
5minsmadness:

I hear say na married men konji dey catch pass!

Na true sha.

Like when she walks around in just panties and bra.

I immediately need to cum tongue grin
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 11:03am On Aug 13, 2016
lofty900:
Konji na bastard grin
Na real bastard my brother.
My friend say konji dey do am, e no know when e come dey wink for one small orange seller grin
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Clinton594(m): 11:04am On Aug 13, 2016
I don't think OP is telling the truth sha, I'd wish to experience konji if it's not a myth
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 11:05am On Aug 13, 2016
hahn:


Na true sha.

Like when she walks around in just panties and bra.

I immediately need to cum tongue grin

shocked

Choooooiii cry

She better give it up else she make a nigga run madt angry

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 13, 2016
5minsmadness:

Na real bastard my brother.
My friend say konji dey do am, e no know when e come dey wink for one small orange seller grin
lol
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by ichommy(m): 11:10am On Aug 13, 2016
hahn:

Na true sha.
Like when she walks around in just panties and bra.
I immediately need to cum tongue grin

Hahn Baba grin

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 11:17am On Aug 13, 2016
Clinton594:
I don't think OP is telling the truth sha, I'd wish to experience konji if it's not a myth
Wait until one cold rainy morning when u are eighteen. It will hit you like a trailer grin

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by DR1SKLEF(m): 2:55pm On Aug 13, 2016
5minsmadness:

Another virgin.
U dont know what u are in for.
Team virgin mehn. cool
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by aloobright17: 4:14pm On Aug 13, 2016
Never experienced it
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Clinton594(m): 4:50pm On Aug 13, 2016
5minsmadness:

Wait until one cold rainy morning when u are eighteen. It will hit you like a trailer grin

Finally you've just confirmed it's a myth cos 7yrs ago when I was eighteen, I experienced so many rainy mornings without it hitting me grin grin

Or maybe you're still 18 and as tender as your brain is, you think that getting drenched by early morning rain is getting hit by konji like a trailer undecided undecided
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Fkforyou(m): 5:12pm On Aug 13, 2016
No comment... grin
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Sabretooth1(m): 5:25pm On Aug 13, 2016
at dis stage na me dey do konji, e no reach
Re: How Does Konji Do You? by 5minsmadness: 5:57pm On Aug 13, 2016
Clinton594:


Finally you've just confirmed it's a myth cos 7yrs ago when I was eighteen, I experienced so many rainy mornings without it hitting me grin grin

Or maybe you're still 18 and as tender as your brain is, you think that getting drenched by early morning rain is getting hit by konji like a trailer undecided undecided

You've just confirmed u have hormone problem! If at the age of 25 you are yet to experience konji then u need to do testosterone levels asap grin

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Re: How Does Konji Do You? by Clinton594(m): 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2016
5minsmadness:


You've just confirmed u have hormone problem! If at the age of 25 you are yet to experience konji then u need to do testosterone levels asap grin

Lol my sarcasm ends here bro, you don dey introduce wetin pass my dictionary

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