yeah wait

Eniola, U have to value that asset like DVD, make u no dey play am like cassette!

Ladies: What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

i agree wit my2cents show us the damn thing

Na real wah for this life oooo,What some are looking for,someone wan give am away,Chinese girl go fit trade her life to have such booty.My sincere advice is that you should please appreciate yourself.Stop seeing yourself from the eyes of others.
Wear more of traditional attires than oyinbo stuffs.
Safe.

And this made the front page?? *rollseyes*

Well, Miss bootylicious.

If you say you are bootylicious, i espect you to Grab every part of that booty of yours and Adore it. Bootylicious sistahs don't see their booties as a nuisance or as something they need to get rid off.

Now, i don't know you or anything, but i still wanna ask you if you are sure this men are looking at your booty and are getting aroused by it, or are they looking at it because it simply is just ridiculously large?

There's a difference between booty, and big yansh.

On how to reduce your bum, I would say, start wearing flowing dresses, lose skirts, and flaired tops over tight pants/jeans.

Except of course you wanna go under the knife.

hot-angel:


On how to reduce your bum, I would say, start wearing flowing dresses, lose skirts, and flaired tops over tight pants/jeans.

So you can really [b]"reduce" [/b]your bum by doing them stuff you said? _{Are diz people high or it's just me?}

Radiant:

So you can really [b]"reduce" [/b]your bum by doing them stuff you said? _{Are diz people high or it's just me?}

Im sure you know by "reduce", i meant reduce the way in which people stare at her bum. all those things i listed wouldn't make her bum soo, huge if she wears them.

Of course she will still have the same bum size, but at least, men wouldn't stare soo hard at her if she isn't all out in tights and body hugging outfits.

rolls of chair laffing

There are different ways to approach this. The best method is better determined by the shape, actual size and the succulence, as in how soft or hard it is. Any way you can feed me with this info? I will sure give u a formular/method and before you know it, you will start recommending me for people. So Ennie, think the ball is in ur court now, i am always ready to help.

Hot Angel, is she asking for how to cover her freaking bum or how to reduce it? _*sighs*

@ Forgiven I hope she is not going to come personally to get the formulation

Radiant:

Hot Angel, is she asking for how to cover her freaking bum or how to reduce it? _*sighs*

Yes darl. I know she's asking for how to reduce it. Did you miss the part where i suggested "liposuction"?

I wouldn't advice her to go under the knife, so i gave what i considered to be a better advice on how to attract less attention to her booty.

Well, depends on her but I personally think it will be better for her to come. I am generous, I can foot her travelling expenses. I like to help, especially in this case

Hot angel, I'm sure she must have tried all the covering possible for her to consider her bum a "nuisance"

You might want to explain the procedures for a liposuction.

Radiant:

Hot angel, You might want to explain the procedures for a liposuction.

Appears u need this therapy too. Speak out ooooo

Forgiven, over to the Sports section!!!

Whats new in the Sports section?

That's why I' said go and find out!

And who told u I'm not there, hvn't seen anything new or of interest (to me)

Very good! Then mind your business on this thread.

Radiant:

Very good! Then mind your business on this thread.

Suppose I have none to mind?

Go take a good nap.

Radiant:

Hot angel, I'm sure she must have tried all the covering possible for her to consider her bum a "nuisance"

You might want to explain the procedures for a liposuction.

She didn't mention that she had tried all what i told her to and failed miserably. I suggest you don't assume too much hun.

You wouldn't mind taking about 20 minutes break from nairaland to do a research on what liposuction entails now would you? I suggest you do if you want to know about the "procedures for a liposuction".

Im not a professional in that area, since im in school for nursing.

Too early

Oh well. . . didn't need any answers anyway.

I know what liposuction is and what it entails.

Radiant:

Oh well. . . didn't need any answers anyway.

I know what liposuction is and what it entails.

Interesting.

hmm have you tried y2k booster or yem-kem power booster

theres this traditional doctor that parades a big huge ynash woman on TV trying to get on Okada

Lily or something like that

I am sorry to hear that sweetheart. I have some ideas for you
(1) Watch your diet: May be you want to change your diet a little bit
(2) Avoid eating very late at night
(3) Attend gym regularly: There are some equipment that will help you achieve this at the gym

Take care

I have my suspicions about this poster. She/HE doesn't seem real to me. She/he knows how sensitive booty issues could be with guys, so she/he wants to whip up their emotions. She/he sounds contradictory. I don't believe it. Let her/him prove it.

This world is a very funny place with very funny people.I know of people that will do anything to have what you want to get rid of.Though i think i understand you its not that you dont like it, its the attentions it attracts that you dont like.but you are blessed so accept it that way plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont try to do anything to it.I know you wont even succeed in the long run.So be happy with what you have its an asset and beauty.