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| The Power Of Money by Labans(m): 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!" |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 4:54pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
that is an ibo man for you |
| Re: The Power Of Money by D1KeleVra(m): 5:15pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
lol  |
| Re: The Power Of Money by kabola2009(m): 6:21pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
bashy_demy:true talk |
| Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(m): 9:04pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
hey home boy, i'm not crazy, no worries man, enjoy the tread! lol. |
| Re: The Power Of Money by mamagee6(f): 9:40pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
That's Nigerian men for you. |
| Re: The Power Of Money by blackweaver(m): 10:24pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
,mama-gee: bashy_demy: i take exception to the above quotes i think it's just a poor man mentality plain and simple first quote is stereotyping nigerians and i say "speak for your self" second is also stereotyping ibos and tribalistic, we should start thnking beyond these stereotypes |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 10:54pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
hmmm i smell this guy is an ibo guy |
| Re: The Power Of Money by blackweaver(m): 10:59pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
WRONG!!! and i can say it with glee i'm Yoruba - so there but we have to get past all this cultural branding thing |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bydot1(m): 12:13am On Sep 28, 2009 |
hmmm  |
| Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(m): 9:10pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
wahala! |
| Re: The Power Of Money by D1KeleVra(m): 9:27pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
u mean kasala wan bust? wey my baggage |
| Re: The Power Of Money by blackweaver(m): 9:54pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
i think it's just shameful; a lot of nigerians are 4getting their values ok since this is the jokes section i'll stop being a killjoy |
| Re: The Power Of Money by CrazyMan(m): 2:48am On Sep 29, 2009 |
That's ibo man for you.  |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 5:46am On Sep 29, 2009 |
wetin do crazy? |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 5:47am On Sep 29, 2009 |
wetin do crazy? |
| Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(m): 4:09pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: My bros, man no understand oo!! |
| Re: The Power Of Money by romsky: 4:15pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
Laban! Laban!! Laban !!! |
| Re: The Power Of Money by blapo(m): 5:21pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
Any poverty stricken man could say this be it an indian, chinese, argentine or an American. |
| Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(m): 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
romsky: Bros romsky, I hail o! |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 8:31pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
how you take know say romade na boy? |
| Re: The Power Of Money by D1KeleVra(m): 10:20pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
romsky: why this wan dey chaut? |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
he/she want beg for something |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bydot1(m): 12:34am On Sep 30, 2009 |
e do |
| Re: The Power Of Money by mamagee6(f): 12:50am On Sep 30, 2009 |
blackweaver: Mr I know too much, give your own opinion and leave my comment alone. |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bydot1(m): 4:40am On Sep 30, 2009 |
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| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 4:59am On Sep 30, 2009 |
sick patient |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bydot1(m): 5:07am On Sep 30, 2009 |
u knw one? |
| Re: The Power Of Money by clemcykul(f): 9:44am On Sep 30, 2009 |
nope |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 9:52am On Sep 30, 2009 |
me either |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bydot1(m): 2:04am On Oct 01, 2009 |
GUD |
| Re: The Power Of Money by bashydemy(m): 7:23am On Oct 01, 2009 |
Gulder |
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