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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Femich18(m): 10:55pm On Aug 28, 2016
Kimjinkyu:
For dis Buhari people still dey
drink 1create of beer... na wa ooo
Before nko..You think say nah everybody no get money for this change era? Some people nah this season them dey make their money pass
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by damola311: 10:56pm On Aug 28, 2016
The op is an Israelite

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by muareal: 10:56pm On Aug 28, 2016
Even code that locks world bank should not be as complicated as this tongue
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Btruth: 10:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
grin grin grin...... God have mercy. With this, your phone is fully secured.

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by olanshile2016(m): 10:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
in these change era,na cobweb you go draw for pattern

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by hotmolo(m): 10:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
profstar:
In this economic condition whey money no dey, I no fit allow make one sombori to come and go and put me for one chance shocked grin grin

how your security pattern looks when you use your entire salary to buy phone

Pattern ti take over
please how do you screen grab with that uc browser cartoon?

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Kimjinkyu(f): 10:59pm On Aug 28, 2016
Femich18:

Before nko..You think say nah everybody no get money for this change era? Some people nah this season them dey make their money pass

hmmmm. dem no go give u shishi if u approach them for help
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Femich18(m): 11:02pm On Aug 28, 2016
Kimjinkyu:


hmmmm. dem no go give u shishi if u approach them for help
Why will they? Anyway I won't blame people that doesn't help. Some of them had once passed through hell until God helped them
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by vjaywest: 11:05pm On Aug 28, 2016
lol
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Kimjinkyu(f): 11:07pm On Aug 28, 2016
Femich18:

Why will they? Anyway I won't blame people that doesn't help. Some of them had once passed through hell until God helped them

correct

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Ximenez(m): 11:10pm On Aug 28, 2016
All i see is cobweb

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by oladele239(m): 11:15pm On Aug 28, 2016
Lol.....pls check my signature
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by bosskazy: 11:45pm On Aug 28, 2016
na foolish tin b dat oh. chai whole salary? for phone?
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by LifeDrama: 11:46pm On Aug 28, 2016
The drama continue
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Swatichandra(f): 11:52pm On Aug 28, 2016
Aww this one is even simple o..come and see my brother's security lock... shocked..the first time I saw him unlocking his phone I almost had a memory loss cos I was like ahhh ki lo le to yi

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Sirmuel1(m): 12:08am On Aug 29, 2016
soberkid:
grin if u like draw map of "Catolonia' as security pattern, when the real owners show, phone go open either by 'hard reset' (slap) or 'soft reset' (flashing) grin


One slap, you go remove the nonsense security lol
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by tunechi711(m): 12:15am On Aug 29, 2016
dts illuminati symbol lipsrsealed
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by deolu2000(m): 12:17am On Aug 29, 2016
Shey na phone wey them done move and reformat you they form don over cos of one irrelevant patern. Sebi ti a ba ri igba la ma ri amin @OP
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by liljboy10: 12:20am On Aug 29, 2016
Like this post if u used your finger to follow the pattern like I did

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Vince77(m): 12:52am On Aug 29, 2016
the pattern looks like those games where u would b asked "how many triangles can u see?"

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Emeka71(m): 1:14am On Aug 29, 2016
profstar:
In this economic condition whey money no dey, I no fit allow make one sombori to come and go and put me for one chance shocked grin grin

how your security pattern looks when you use your entire salary to buy phone

Pattern ti take over
And all that can be useless the moment engineer flash the panel.
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by lukasmuyiwa(m): 1:20am On Aug 29, 2016
if u wipe am self computer go beg for a pattern nearest in meaning
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by profstar(m): 1:24am On Aug 29, 2016
lilEmir3:
How will u even remember dat??

sirRiddy:
I think it is more useful for the privacy of your records
and not necessarily the security of the phone. Leave
your phone unattended to for long periods of time and
say bye to it.
Very hilarious thoughts though. cheesy

That is my phone screen oh,
Do u know how many garri that went down for this phone angry

Like I said, I can not come and go and allow sombori to put me for 'had I know' grin grin grin




Emeka71:
And all that can be useless the moment engineer flash the panel.
At least the thief self go hear am, as engineer go charge double before unlocking cheesy grin
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by profstar(m): 1:27am On Aug 29, 2016
Btruth:
grin grin grin...... God have mercy. With this, your phone is fully secured.
Thanks jare cool cool
You should follow suit, era of secure pattern cool

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Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by profstar(m): 1:31am On Aug 29, 2016
hotmolo:
please how do you screen grab with that uc browser cartoon?
Once you try to upload your photo through uc browser, it will bring the option automatically

Swatichandra:
Aww this one is even simple o..come and see my brother's security lock... shocked..the first time I saw him unlocking his phone I almost had a memory loss cos I was like ahhh ki lo le to yi
Lol, ole ju be lo
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Nobody: 1:40am On Aug 29, 2016
Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by Burgerlomo: 1:47am On Aug 29, 2016
Na wa o, but how pesin go take remember dis 1 wey look like a spiders web? grin

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