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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by BlackSeptember: 11:56am On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
the way gain fawehinmi was scared of abacha,when he was protesting about the trials of ken Saro wiwa?
just shut up

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Boleyndynasty2(f): 11:56am On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
jack use your pea sized lobe,even if the name is your father's name in a country when there is intense hostility,Yeebos logic is upside down logic,hence your suicidal tendencies

You're absolutely making no sense...why is there intense hostility? It has gotten to a point where its now totally acceptable for some section of the country to be violent and every other section should get used to it and be scared of them abi?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 12:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:


You're absolutely making no sense...why is there intense hostility? It has gotten to a point where its now totally acceptable for some section of the country to be violent and every other section should get used to it and be scared of them abi?
shut your trap!
when in Nigeria history was there no hostility,were your ancestors blind to the kano 1953 crisis before they they decided to be part of one Nigeria after their people were massacred in the North.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Boleyndynasty2(f): 12:13pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
shut your trap!
when in Nigeria history was there no hostility,were your ancestors blind to the kano 1953 crisis before they they decided to be part of one Nigeria after their people were massacred in the North.
A simple question of "Why is there intense hostility always coming from the north ? "And you here talking about history and ranting like a demented he goat, please swerve if you have nothing meaningful to answer

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 12:19pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:

A simple question of "Why is there intense hostility always coming from the north ? "And you here talking about history and ranting like a demented he goat, please swerve if you have nothing meaningful to answer
don't play tortoise.
if you don't know life is a continuum, then it was a mistake replying you.
bye

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by ivandragon: 12:55pm On Aug 20, 2016
the Buhari guy should have just bought a goat & named it Chinakwe... if the chinakwe guy feels offended, he would have sort a truce.

'writing' Buhari on a dog was childish & provocative especially with the tension in the country today. even though I am certain there are issues leading up to the 'naming'.

the police arresting the man was over the top & exacerbated the issue. it should have been quietly resolved with the leaders of the community playing a role.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by xtophy(m): 2:39pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
please, are u well?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 2:51pm On Aug 20, 2016
xtophy:
please, are u well?
direct that question to those that raised you.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by kabrud: 2:56pm On Aug 20, 2016
tomquest:
"...what I find most interesting is that a man can be arrested for naming his dog after his hero yet in this very same country no one thought it wrong when Aisha Buhari called a man, and not just any man, but a governor at that, a 'mad dog'!

Now I get it! In today's Nigeria, you can name a man after a dog without consequence but you cannot name a dog after a man without consequences!"
U mean the governor that made false accusation? If that is all he got, Aisha must be very kind. Did u ever imagine how a sitting governor will make such a weighty allegation without comfirmation? How do u describe people who do that?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by kabrud: 2:58pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
Yeah. Reminds me of the 'domestic appendage'.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 3:01pm On Aug 20, 2016
kabrud:
Yeah. Reminds me of the 'domestic appendage'.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by kabrud: 3:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
How did I end up in this country ooh undecided



What is this one saying?why is it that the northerners are always on heat to kill and destroy? Is the guys father the only one named buhari abi he added his surname to it too? The way most of us reason in this country erh.
why is it that the southerners are always on heat to provoke the northerners? U started the problem then turn around to play the victim card. Mtchew.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Mmaxix: 3:35pm On Aug 20, 2016
This whole dog name issue is really laughable. Is this how the police do their work these days? Truly the country has gone to the dogs undecided

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Boleyndynasty2(f): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
kabrud:

why is it that the southerners are always on heat to provoke the northerners? U started the problem then turn around to play the victim card. Mtchew.

I won't exchange words with you, so the northerners are the only people that gets provoked abi? So how many times has the south responded to the evil melted on them by your brothers? It's smart to call a spade a spade and say the truth as it should. The North are blood Hungry (always looking for lives to waste over stupid things. Bye

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by kabrud: 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:


I won't exchange words with you, so the northerners are the only people that gets provoked abi? So how many times has the south responded to the evil melted on them by your brothers? It's smart to call a spade a spade and say the truth as it should. The North are blood Hungry (always looking for lives to waste over stupid things. Bye
Yes, since u know very well that the northerners REACT aggressively over 'stupid things', then it is more appropriate u stop being stupid more especially if it borders on their ideology. It is as simple as that.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Decodedp: 4:52pm On Aug 20, 2016
While the rest of you battle over the dog, its name and the killing machines called northerners,



My humble observation is that LETTERED MEN (OF GOD) LIKE RENO ARE BEGINNING TO CONCUR WITH THE CIRCUMSTANTIAL PROPHET NNAMDI KANU THAT INDEED THIS RAT HOLE IS A ZOO aka ANIMAL FARM

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by gudnex22(m): 5:58pm On Aug 20, 2016
What if I name my goat Aisha? just like mama pee was named a shepopo by one lunatic? I no call name o

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by gj22(m): 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

Lol. Its either you lack comprehension skills or you are extremely dim.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by nnokwa042(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
re u a yoruba muslim or a northerner?
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by OlanreJohnson: 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

yoruba muslim at it again. Shabirudeen. How you dey today? cheesy

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Lightening: 6:26pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

See the manner you have contaminated this beautiful piece by Reno with so much tribal venoms. This guy simply addressed the misplaced actions of NPF of giving serious attention to non-issues while failing to address serious ones, and you have succeeded in mentioning the three ethnic groups in your very short post. Be healed!

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Otono123(m): 6:27pm On Aug 20, 2016
There is a dog named Jack in my neighborhood, I think I need to get the owner arrested for naming the dog after my name.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by SaffronSpice: 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
He mentioned that Tee Mac calls his dog Obasanjo; I don't think anyone is perturbed,as long as he doesn't go around Ota gallivanting with the dog after inscribing the name on its body.

I find it interesting that he omitted that the complainant's grouse is about his father bearing the said name - even if it's a lie,it makes for an argument - he instead chose to manipulate its ambiguity just to pander to cheap political sentiments.

The other cases he cited don't even deserve a comment.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Lightening: 6:37pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
Did I hear you say pity,don't let me remind you how some 3 million monkeys were starved to death.

Coward. How is the starvation of the the 3 million monkeys related to the escaping of the NADECO cowards in the face of Abacha?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 6:38pm On Aug 20, 2016
To hell with this post. So, meaning there is nothing wrong in that guy naming his dog Buhari and inscribing it on the dog. Does the writer know the kind of civil unrest that could cause? And you know how violent the northerners are. It's like troubling sleeping dogs. For me, the police men did the right thing. Rubbish,
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Abeymills(m): 6:38pm On Aug 20, 2016
Zombies b like wat is dis 1saying again?awon swegbe it's simple bubuhari is a dog

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by cstr15: 6:43pm On Aug 20, 2016
OlanreJohnson:


yoruba muslim at it again. Shabirudeen. How you dey today? cheesy
lol @ shabirudeen. Those guys are something else. grin
Aside from being a progressive, tolerant , human being .I think it would be in Igbo's long term strategic well-being not to have a very significant muslim population.
We can't afford all these mess. The chaos alone would engulf igboland.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by OlanreJohnson: 6:47pm On Aug 20, 2016
cstr15:
lol @ shabirudeen. Those guys are something else. grin
Aside from being a progressive, tolerant , human being .I think it would be in Igbo's long term strategic well-being not to have a very significant muslim population.
We can't afford all these mess. The chaos alone would engulf igboland.

Lol. Just one Igbo Idiot bearing 'Okafarudeen', the he looks for rotten fulani anus and sticks his tongue in it like a yoruba muslim. cheesy cheesy

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