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Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Hardeysolution(m): 1:37pm On Aug 25, 2016
Be truthful, will you fart when you are with your partner? And how WIl you go about it?
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by mizzbouqui(f): 1:41pm On Aug 25, 2016
Yes I can
But I will prefer excusing myself
He laughs over it if I do it anyways
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Aug 25, 2016


lol. Why Not? undecided


I mean we're supposed to be super comfortable with each other...

Why would I wanna flatulate and have to go all the way to China 'Coz I wanna "Courteous" and/or lady-like. bleh! lipsrsealed
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2016
Hardeysolution:
Be truthful, will you fart when you are with your partner? And how WIl you go about it?
yes ke cheesy he even farts in my face grin
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by vizkiz: 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2016
Estharfabian:


lol. Why Not? undecided


I mean we're supposed to be super comfortable with each other...

Why would I wanna flatulate and have to go all the way to China 'Coz I wanna "Courteous" and/or lady-like. bleh! lipsrsealed

Not when it stinks like a cat died in you angry

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by TIDDOLL(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2016
Different strokes for different folks, all depends on Individual nd how comfortable you are with each other.
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Kieldgreat: 1:56pm On Aug 25, 2016
We give it out as e dey hot.

If we are faraway, I'd sometimes mess into the phone so she can hear. Bae is kray sometimes too, she does same grin

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 2:01pm On Aug 25, 2016
vizkiz:


Not when it stinks like a cat died in you angry

lol. grin


it's his cross...he dated me and my whole (Package) grin

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by TIDDOLL(m): 2:04pm On Aug 25, 2016
undecided
Kieldgreat:
We give it out as e dey hot.

If we are faraway, I'd sometimes mess into the phone so she can hear. Bae is kray sometimes too, she does same grin
Una love Hot gan o!
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by vizkiz: 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2016
Estharfabian:

lol. grin


it's his cross...he dated me and my whole (Package) grin

Damn! And I was thinking about popping the question before. Hell No I aiint doing that no more grin

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2016
vizkiz:


Damn! And I was thinking about popping the question before. Hell No I aiint doing that no more grin

the "He" in my recent comment was kinda futuristic-ish....undecided


So, don't worry babe. Your Crush's still single...grin
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by vizkiz: 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
Estharfabian:

the "He" in my recent comment was kinda futuristic-ish....undecided


So, don't worry babe. Your Crush's still single...grin

Crush

Keep dreaming. We both know you are the one crushing on my sweet black face and six packs undecided
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 2:21pm On Aug 25, 2016
vizkiz:


Crush

Keep dreaming. We both know you are the one crushing on my sweet black face and six packs undecided


hell No! not a chance in tartarus!undecided



Lol. Keep deluding yourself. we both know the only thing on your tummy is your ribcage. lipsrsealed 6-pack wannabes! cool

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by vizkiz: 2:33pm On Aug 25, 2016
Estharfabian:

hell No! not a chance in tartarus!undecided



Lol. Keep deluding yourself. we both know the only thing on your tummy is your ribcage. lipsrsealed 6-pack wannabes! cool

We both know you were robbing it all night when you were with me telling me how firm I was!!! angry
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by adaksbullet: 2:39pm On Aug 25, 2016
Estharfabian:


lol. Why Not? undecided


I mean we're supposed to be super comfortable with each other...

Why would I wanna flatulate and have to go all the way to China 'Coz I wanna "Courteous" and/or lady-like. bleh! lipsrsealed
estaban mine bebi....I we even leak ur fat if u fat on mine sidekiss
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by naija1stpikin: 2:41pm On Aug 25, 2016
i hate girls that fart
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 2:43pm On Aug 25, 2016
Yeaaa, i can!
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by KingErnesto(m): 3:16pm On Aug 25, 2016
adaksbullet:
estaban mine bebi....I we even leak ur fat if u fat on mine sidekiss

Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by peejaylemmy(f): 8:11pm On Aug 27, 2016
Yes I can
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Cool23(m): 9:26pm On Aug 27, 2016
I go even mes for her face
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Fadman4real(m): 10:29pm On Aug 27, 2016
Estharfabian:


lol. Why Not? undecided


I mean we're supposed to be super comfortable with each other...

Why would I wanna flatulate and have to go all the way to China 'Coz I wanna "Courteous" and/or lady-like. bleh! lipsrsealed

I am going to solve that equation tomorrow expect a call soon
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Daniluv007(m): 10:33pm On Aug 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Yes I can But I will prefer excusing myself He laughs over it if I do it anyways
that is love not artifitial
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by stiflerdrug: 10:40pm On Aug 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Yes I can
But I will prefer excusing myself
He laughs over it if I do it anyways

That's fucking gross
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by vivianbelema(f): 10:57pm On Aug 27, 2016
Yes but in a sexy way like piaaaaaaaapiaaaaaaa grin
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by midehi2(f): 11:01pm On Aug 27, 2016
d thing wey we take dey do competition
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by chocolateme(f): 11:16pm On Aug 27, 2016
Estharfabian:

the "He" in my recent comment was kinda futuristic-ish....undecided


So, don't worry babe. Your Crush's still single...grin
crush fire!! Don't go there.. he is taken..

Come vizkiz, so this is how how you have been frolicking and perambulating up and down since i was admitted sick in the hospital?? Chai!! E pain me.. now you are FIRED.. Estharfabian oya carry this exhibit away from my presence and remove that fabian guy from your moniker and replace it with vizkiz.
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
Fadman4real:


I am going to solve that equation tomorrow expect a call soon
oh, cool. undecided



good luck with that...
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Aug 27, 2016
chocolateme:
crush fire!! Don't go there.. he is taken..

Come vizkiz, so this is how how you have been frolicking and perambulating up and down since i was admitted sick in the hospital?? Chai!! E pain me.. now you are FIRED.. Estharfabian oya carry this exhibit away from my presence and remove that fabian guy from your moniker and replace it with vizkiz.
Cheesux! shockedshocked
Biko, no vex o.



lol. Errm....Vizkiz is nothing buh a side Nigga o...Nothing serious. He's just a pass-time. smiley


and em, Nne, the "Fabian" guy you're talking about is my Popsy o. don't gerrit twisted. tongue
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by CaraJewel(f): 11:36pm On Aug 27, 2016
Y not..it shows we are ot comfortable togeda...it may even turn to joke..like which mess smell pass..watch bride for rent

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Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by chocolateme(f): 11:40pm On Aug 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
Cheesux! shockedshocked
Biko, no vex o.



lol. Errm....Vizkiz is nothing buh a side Nigga o...Nothing serious. He's just a pass-time. smiley


and em, Nne, the "Fabian" guy you're talking about is my Popsy o. don't gerrit twisted. tongue
lol.. o di mma, what i meant by that name replacement is for you to marry this otondo vizkiz .. lo and behold he has been tossed aside AGAIN chaii!
Good, vizkiz are you there? This is to show you that you are our exhibit, pass-time, nothing serious and side nigga. You see.. you have reaped what you sowed .. my sister here and i have decided to cook for you.. hope you can finish it??
Nne kedu? smiley
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 27, 2016
I fvking love this thread!
I fvking love the comments cheesy
Re: Can You Fart Where Your Boyfriebd/girlfriend Is? by tyson99(m): 11:55pm On Aug 27, 2016
if a guy and a girl no fit mess in front of eachother it means they are still hiding something from themselves

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