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Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 4:36am On Oct 07, 2009
^^ you no fit waka pass something you claim not to need, abi?

Continue crying then.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:38am On Oct 07, 2009
tpia.:

commanding God to "perform" for your personal amusement is like asking for magic tricks.


If you're going to believe, believe, and if you're not going to, then waka pass. Or who is begging you?  

certainly not me.

Actually no body is commanding your god to perform any magic. . . . .your god himself promised those of you that believe in him the ability to perform magic so that people will see and believe ın him. . .have you ever healed a blind person before? do you have faith in the teachings of jesus? That is the only thing that is required of you according to the bible. . .and you will have the ability to perfom magic. . . . .
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 4:41am On Oct 07, 2009
mazaje:

. . . .your god himself promised those of you that believe in him the ability to perform magic so that people will see and believe ın him. . ,  .

so if you're not one of the bolded wetin be your own ?

and of course you only know of magic.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:41am On Oct 07, 2009
tpia.:

^^ you no fit waka pass something you claim not to need, abi?

Continue crying then.

I laugh in greek grin. . . .Do you believe in jesus? do you have faith in his teachings? have you ever healed an amputee and made his or her amputated limbs grow back? did jesus not promise you guys that believe in him the ability to perform such magic? Did he not say that you guys will do greater things than he did?
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:44am On Oct 07, 2009
tpia.:

so if you're not one of the bolded wetin be your own ?

and of course you only know of magic.



Here are the words of jesus. . . .

I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it. John 14:12-14


Have you ever performed magic before like jesus promised you?
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 4:46am On Oct 07, 2009
why are you so bothered for crying out loud.

why so much bitterness nah. Have you needed healing before and didnt get any?
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:49am On Oct 07, 2009
tpia.:

why are you so bothered for crying out loud.

why so much bitterness nah. Have you needed healing before and didnt get any?

The problem with you guys is the constant lies you always tell yourselves so that you can sleep at night. . . .I am not cryıng out loud. . .I am only asking you if the promise jesus made is true. . . you as a believer in his teachings should be a magician as he has already promised you. . . so the question is have you ever performed any of the magic jesus promised you?
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 4:53am On Oct 07, 2009
abeg this is a merry go round.

keep yourself company here. wink
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:54am On Oct 07, 2009
tpia.:

abeg this is a merry go round.

keep yourself company here. wink

tpia baby kiss kiss wink
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 5:04am On Oct 07, 2009
have fun sweetie wink
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 07, 2009
YES with GOD all things are possible. But it is within his laws he operate. he never operates outside his law. That is why he is called the PERFECT ONE.
If without those laws, there'll be a lot of chaos on earth and things wont be in an orderly manner. just like the sun can never rise from the noth and set at the south, so IT IS MAN WHICH IS OF HIGHER DENSITY CAN NEVER WALK ON WATER. He cant even change those laws if he himself is concerned.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 4:47pm On Oct 07, 2009
enitan2002:

YES with GOD all things are possible. But it is within his laws he operate. he never operates outside his law. That is why he is called the PERFECT ONE.
If without those laws, there'll be a lot of chaos on earth and things wont be in an orderly manner. just like the sun can never rise from the noth and set at the south, so IT IS MAN WHICH IS OF HIGHER DENSITY CAN NEVER WALK ON WATER. He cant even change those laws if he himself is concerned.

This is false because the bible says other wise. . . the bible says that those that believe in jesus can walk on water if only they have faith in his teachings. . . .

I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it. John 14:12-14
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 5:04pm On Oct 07, 2009
The word of the bible are spiritual in nature so u've got to understand it spiritually and not literally.

The bible also said you will hold serpent and they will do u no harm. Go to the zoo and give it a trial.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 07, 2009
No man on eart can do one-hundredth of what christ had done. Its simply IMPOSSIBLE. cos the region where christ came from is far higher than where humans originated. So do not make that comparison at all my brother.
Those that hang on to those words are living IN A FOOL'S PARADISE.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by mazaje(m): 5:27pm On Oct 07, 2009
enitan2002:

No man on eart can do one-hundredth of what christ had done. Its simply IMPOSSIBLE. cos the region where christ came from is far higher than where humans originated. So do not make that comparison at all my brother.
Those that hang on to those words are living IN A FOOL'S PARADISE.

Why should people not hang unto the words of jesus? Jesus himself said that people who believe in him will do greater things than he did according to the bible. . . . .or are you admitting that jesus lied?. . . .
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by kolaxy(m): 9:13pm On Oct 07, 2009
@mazaje

Why can't you god heal amputees and make their amputated limbs grow back?


@kolaxy

Mark 3:1-5

Jesus Heals on the Sabbath

1He entered again into a synagogue; and a man was there whose hand was withered.
2They were watching Him to see if He would heal him on the Sabbath, so that they might accuse Him.

3He said to the man with the withered hand, "Get up and come forward!"

4And He said to them, "Is it lawful to do good or to do harm on the Sabbath, to save a life or to kill?" But they kept silent.

5After looking around at them with anger, grieved at their hardness of heart, He said to the man, "Stretch out your hand." And he stretched it out, and his hand was restored.

Note: Withered means Faded; dried up; shriveled; wilted; wasted; wasted away


Do you now believe with the above statement that my God who created the amputees can heal them if he so wishes? Answer before we move on wink
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by Abuzola(m): 9:32pm On Oct 07, 2009
[b] Quran 4


117. They (all those who worship others than Allah) invoke nothing but female deities besides Him (Allah), and they invoke nothing but Shaitan (Satan), a persistent rebel!

118. Allah cursed him. And he [Shaitan (Satan)] said: "I will take an appointed portion of your slaves;

119. Verily, I will mislead them, and surely, I will arouse in them false desires; and certainly, I will order them to slit the ears of cattle, and indeed I will order them to change the nature created by Allah." And whoever takes Shaitan (Satan) as a Wali (protector or helper) instead of Allah, has surely suffered a manifest loss.

120. He [Shaitan (Satan)] makes promises to them, and arouses in them false desires; and Shaitan's (Satan) promises are nothing but deceptions.

121. The dwelling of such (people) is Hell, and they will find no way of escape from it.

122. But those who believe (in the Oneness of Allah - Islamic Monotheism) and do deeds of righteousness, We shall admit them to the Gardens under which rivers flow (i.e. in Paradise) to dwell therein forever. Allah's Promise is the Truth, and whose words can be truer than those of Allah? (Of course, none).

123. It will not be in accordance with your desires (Muslims), nor those of the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians), whosoever works evil, will have the recompense thereof, and he will not find any protector or helper besides Allah.

124. And whoever does righteous good deeds, male or female, and is a true believer in the Oneness of Allah (Muslim), such will enter Paradise and not the least injustice, even to the size of a Naqira (speck on the back of a date-stone), will be done to them.

125. And who can be better in religion than one who submits his face (himself) to Allah (i.e. follows Allah's Religion of Islamic Monotheism); and he is a Muhsin (a good-doer - see V.2:112). And follows the religion of Ibrahim (Abraham) Hanifa (Islamic Monotheism - to worship none but Allah Alone). And Allah did take Ibrahim (Abraham) as a Khalil (an intimate friend).

126. And to Allah belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is Ever Encompassing all things.[/b]
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by RiffRaff: 9:40pm On Oct 07, 2009
How jesus walkd on water?

Jesus and his disciples just finished smokin (Igbo) Maurijuana so they startd seein things.

If in doubt, try hard drugs & see if u wont hallucinate.
Re: Jesus Walked On Water: by ilosiwaju: 10:34am On Oct 09, 2009
Riff-Raff:

How jesus walkd on water?

Jesus and his disciples just finished smokin (Igbo) Maurijuana so they startd seein things.

If in doubt, try hard drugs & see if u wont hallucinate.

hmnnnn!

the human brain runs the most complex and realistic simulation software(especially when assisted). i also vote for hallucination or wishful thinking.
grin

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