hey guys are u all set?? if yes lemme know by commenting "yeah"..I will tell u a story thats gonna be so interesting especially this aspect of kidnappers... though am ready to start but wanna get permission from you guys first . first twenty permission to be granted then I will start but its episode by episodes cuz I would need to be sipping my coffee to make it look more sensible. meanwhile, the time starts now. watch out!!!!!!!

EPISODE 1: my journey and the kidnappers
As a working boy ( Yahoo guy) I picked up my phone to check new updates but none except one Mrs Watford based in USA. Mrs Watford is one of my regular money payer, she doesn't like me saying am out of money she'll quickly get things in order without even using any jass on this woman.
I 'Hi' her and she failed to reply me then I was thinking maybe it because it's been so long that I've logged into my account. well, I didn't hesitate to go for another maga then I bombed Facebook. I added some Nigerian babes due to their profile pictures I can say they are Behind babes, I greeted like 20 of them but only 7 replied.
Then I started using my sugar coated mouth to talk with them the first one which was Sandra immediately fall for my trick then I ignored other 19 girls. Sandra is a lagosian and often travel to porthacourt due to what she told me and her profile also I then introduced myself as muyiwa and she said its nice.. though, my profile is not that false due to people whom may know me and just be like am living fake life because it's my original Facebook account.
Sandra is a beautiful girl with big assets, her front and back can make a man to forget road to his home,she developed a big hips like that of tools and she can't just stop posing for pictures with all her endowments...anytime Sandra upload a picture she would get almost likes of 400+ withing 11hrs but she never looked down on me never to reply to my message.
Sandra at the first place doesn't get my time but anytime she upload a pics I will be the first to like and comment on it and I will still private chart her and comment, from there I started to give her attention.
firstly, I don't know where to start the relationship because my initial thoughts was that I will let her be my maye so she could be sending me money but I changed my plan then I want her to be my blind date because this girl is more than what I bargained for.
It was 11:00pm one day when I gave Sandra an offline message on Facebook that I need her help pending till the following day she would reply me ,the conversation goes thus;
Sandra: hi good morning
me: yea, morning how was ur night??
Sandra: splendid and urz?
Me: same here
Sandra: OK take care and have a blessed day
I was waiting for her to talk on the previous message that I sent her and again I was thinking of how to bring up the topic. Not long after I got a message from her,
Sandra: how may I help you muyiwa?
Me: as how ?? ( me forming innocent )
Sandra: but u sent me a message yesterday which I just read now
I quickly did like I just remembered
Me: hhhhheeeeee...av forgotten sha infact I just remembered
Sandra: then how may I help you??
Me: humm , well its not something difficult but I'm just wondering how you can help me keep a recharge card of #3000
Sandra: Lol are u kidding
Me: nah
Sandra: then how come its me that you want me to keep it for you??
Me: because I know you are not dubious and again you are more than 3k
Sandra: anyways, I can't keep such
Me: no problem but it would be okay if you can keep it for me because my roommate here is jagaban
Sandra: ok, when will you request for it??
Me: I don't know yet but I will let you know a day before the day
Sandra: OK send it
I already have the card because all the cards my brothers, sisters, friends, dad and mom send me I no dey load am because I dey get recharge card from the dating am doing
Me: 22145676256***, ****457883222468, 327954*****5788
Sandra: OK, but hope its not gonna implicate me because I don't where you got it from o..
Me: at all, we'll soon know each other better
Sandra: OK no problem
Me:,but can you give me your number so that we can be communicating??
Sandra: 07062*****4
Me:alright thank you, I will give u a call when am through with what am doing
Sandra: OK take care bye
when she went offline, I was like am I mad? am very stupid and am an idiot but again I still call back my self since I know what am looking for even if I can be fucking Sandra in Lagos and still order her to come Ibadan( university of Ibadan ) its nothing bad.. I started chatting her and it seemed like she's responding very well but I don't know maybe its because of my property that's with her she's doing so but I just know she's chatting with me very well and we often joke while chatting... so one day, I was checking through my phone contacts and came across "Sandra big assets" that's what I used to save her name and I called her immediately, goes thus:
Me: hi Sandra
Sandra: hi pls I don't think I know who's on the line .gbagaun!! then I remembered I didn't later call her that day
Me: ohh, its me muyiwa your Facebook friend
Sandra I get many muyiwa on my friend list which one are you?? (ghen ghen!!! am already sweating like person wey boko haram wan slaughter)
Me: its me na try to remember Lukas muyiwa David on Facebook that told u to keep something for me
Sandra: sorry I don't get you
I ended the call and checked if she was online and thank God I saw her online and greeted her she replied and I told her I was the one who called her couple of minutes ago and she remembered immediately then I called her back and she talked very well...I was about asking her about my card when she she quickly said my card is still intact I shouldn't worry my self and I was a bit relaxed
to be continued from episode 2........stay tuned

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episode 2: my experience with the kidnappers"
I was a bit relaxed when she told me that what I kept with her is still intact and I was like choi!! will this definitely be the way I could get through Sandra? being a loyal guy I don't wanna be too forward because I can see some of you guys are already calling me dumbass, but to be sincere I really know the kind of game that am playing. I then ended the chat and was waiting for her to go offline so I could leave her offline message but this girl never went offline o, so I started thinking maybe she wanted me to speak out my mind I then her am going offline for a while and she said okay(chat ended with depression). not long after, I came back online and still met her online and I begin to chat her
Me:Sandra, I can't belief your still online
Sandra:yes oil
Me:whom are those peeps your chatting with
Sandra:why asking if I may ask
Me:anyway, am just thinking maybe you should give ur self a rest
Sandra:thanks when am ready to rest I will rest ( me thinking maybe she wants me to express my mind) then I opened up;
Me: sandra( no response)
Me:Sandra ( no response)
me:sandra( no response) and she's reading my messages,then I called her and we started communicating;
Sandra: yea what's up
Me: am kul but I'm not okay
Sandra:what happened?
Me:its because of you I swear
Sandra: av I offended you in anyway or you think I won't send you your recharge cards again! am not the type OK? if you think you are using style to be asking u don't need that just go straight to the point!!! and you said you are mature!!!( I was already shivering) she ended the call gbam! I then called her back:
Me: sandra pls and pls forgive me, that's not what I mean, I was initially trying to tell u something different but you didn't let me talk pls am very sorry, for the sake of the love I have for you( bringing out my tongue expecting her to blast me) then she said;
Sandra:anyway what do you wants to say?
Me:I just want to tell you that I love you, I cherish you like wow, I think about you everyday even tho without seeing you before but I love you the more, pls for God sake just accept me as I am cuz I love a girl that I love( waiting for negative response)
Sandra: David, you surprised me a lot for saying all these, everything you just said are not new to me I've dealt with your type so don't come here and be forming Mr innocent
Me: yeyeyeyeye, it not like that o mine is different o pls just give me a Chance baby
Sandra:anyway, its okay and I've heard you but you should av said this earlier cuz I've been waiting for u to say it..I really like you also but it won't just be polite of me to approach you first but I've already made up my mind if you would never Bleep me up
Me:Bleep u up keh I know what am saying and its because you can't see through my mind I swear Sandra I will never Bleep up I will always cherish you( we bid each other and ended the call)
so I started loving Sandra more and more like no any other girl, we send each other love messages, online flowers, recharge cards, kissing emoji, and WhatsApp voice messages and we call ourselves steady steady....one of the funniest things that happened was that along the line of the relationship, she called me and told me to call her back,immediately I ended her call and called her back and we begin to talk not longer after 7mins of talking she gave her friend the phone so I could speak with her( see something o)
Friend:hello bro muyiwa David
Me:hey, Young Lady with sweet voice
friend:I heard you are my friends boyfriend or lemme say husband rather
Me:anyhow you put it, she's truly right to av told you
friend:anyway, just try and take care of her o
me: I'll try my best and I've forgotten to ask of your name
Friend:my name is Stella
Me:wow, I like the name its cute
Stella:thank you with awesomeness
Me:but I would like to( sorry your account is exhausted and your call terminated, you can borrow airtime and continue your call with mtn extra time, simply dial * 606# to check if you call use the service or load a recharge card thank you) do you know what happened next after the unfortunate mtn sent me the voice message? I cried immediately and those girls called me back and asked me what happened but I told them its network communication error I will fix that now and I will call you so we can enjoy our talk. I hurriedly went to IYA basira to give me card but she said only GLO she get, I went to nama tobi she said she will send Someone to get it for me(frustrated) and Stella called back and asked why am not calling them back and I told em my phone require a lot of credits to call you guys cuz you people owns me today. after that I rushed down to ALHAJA minerals, she sold the recharge card for me and loaded it with the code but getting try again later( this girls would be thinking am a fake niggar) I tried the card again and it entered #500 sharp!...and immediately I called them back and we started talking again, sorts of stories and jokes and finally we guys ended the call.
then one day, Sandra deliberately called me and told me to come to Lagos she wants to celebrate her birthday and it gonna be so great..I started thinking how am gonna make it because it falls on monday and you know Lagos traffic on Sunday... so I told her I will be coming for sure then she started hailing me like my mother, sending messages like clock and I also felt good. if I should go to Lagos to meet Sandra oh mehn it gonna be fun Cruz all those her big hips, big bums and huge tits will suffer from the heavy duty of my dick..
it was Saturday morning wen am already telling most of my guys that am leaving for lag tomorrow and they were like "I go love O" na so I Don dey bid every body farewell o say lagos go Don dey ring for my phone tomorrow. I immediately called Sandra to know about my accommodation and she said I shouldn't worry its a minor thing , am hapi as she assured me.
so I started to think about my journey to Lagos the following day. I can't sleep thinking of the journey and seeing my blind date for the first time it noe seemed like the time is not moving fast. Around 6:00am ive already packed my belongings my timbalands, a white round neck, an handkerchief to tie to my head like that of 2pac, a Gucci belt, my Michael kors wristwatch and my earrings cuz I pierced) yea fine boy mode pending Cuz those are things am gonna wear on Sandra's birthday dope right?? around 8:00am, I've already set out to go to park but no one was around that day to tell bye bye even my roommate had gone to a girls house to Bleep overnight...anyway, I stepped out in my zanotti palm and a carrot Jean with a givenchy back pack and a tomboy meanwhile, am always cute....I reached the car park and met a bus loading I occupied a seat and remained two seats not long after, two girls from Ibadan poly came in and occupied the vacant seat and the journey began with a steady move.....
to be continued from episode 3 StayTuned.............