1. When you walk gentlemanly to withdraw your 'home and abroad' 2k from the bank.

2. Then you got to the bank and saw a missed call from someone you're owing 3k

3. After a long wait in the queue,its ur turn to withdraw but then one man extends his hand from nowhere to the cashier and demands to deposit #70k...

4. But then the woman cashier gives him a sexy smile and collects the #70k, you be like...

5. You decided to gulp it down cos its only 2k you wan collect. But then she says you can't withdraw from her counter,you should check the next counter..with all these people waiting?
Oh lawd take me...

6. You feel so hurt that you wanna do this...

7. You then remembered you have your atm with you,your look at that mofo cashier...

8. You met the queue at the atm.
The villagers are really me'

9. After an hour of patience,only one left to get to your turn and the person being taking 30 minutes to withdraw.
She wan finish all the money ni?

10. And then it got to your turn to withdraw that 2k of life,after slotting the card,it automatically got swallowed. You be like..
Is it me or...?

11. You wanna cry like a boss,so you do this...

12. But then you realise its ur T-fare and your 'home and abroad' just got swallowed.
'I can't t,leme cry out my life'

13. And then I wanna wish us all... Happy new month

Hilarious!...wow! finally I made it.I dedicate ftc to my family,friends and faculty of agriculture Unilorin....To those who r also anticipating for a day like this,jes keep hoping...yippeeee

heeeeyyyyy pop corn.! come

give me pop corn #50 and groundnut #20


.(PAYS THE POP CORN SELLER)


heeeeeey bike. stop.

take me to Nairaland front page along no2 lalastic road opposite seun bus stop,

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(ENTERS NL FP)

bros (smellymouth) abeg shift make I sitdown abeg.

I gats to watch this video jareeeee.

nice one

that reminds me of one special night when zenith bank Bleep me up unto network problem with atm.
initially six thousand four hundred naira was with me that morning. so as a guy man na. me just enter bet9ja house begin play virtual bet. trying to get rich or lose all your money while trying. na so i begin play to the extend that i come even forget say i never eat. i play from morning till night. as my money finish i come borrow from my guy when the one i borrow finish my eye come clear then i come begin feel hunger sensation. as a sharp guy i trek go the nearest atm centre hoping say the small money when dey my account go let me withdraw then buy food eat for that night. as i slot in my zenith atm card. jeeeeeez. the response na unable to dispense cash. o boy my eye don dey red o. na im i rush go other atm na still the same thing. i come turn to mad man that night dey run from one atm centre of each bank. after hours of frustration before network come restore back. i come finally withdraw the seven thousand when dey the account. from that night i dey always remember the words of lilwayne and rick ross which says in life you prepare for the worst and pray for the best. as day break that night i run go open another account with wema bank. na multiple accounts with different bank win am for nigeria o. if them frustrate person sometimes ehhnnnn.

Is it funny?

Either the images don't match or the words don't . Somtin is sha wrong

Nonsense

...Very dry

His dried

Nice one

hmm

Ok so wat re we to do now. Anyway make I lol 4 u small, make ur effort no just waste

"Boring"