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Never Owe Smart People by faorex(m): 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2016
I called someone who was owing me
and she didn't take my calls,
I called 10 times
Still no answer..
Then I decide to send a message:
(Hello Ma,
I'm not calling for the money,
I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your
hubby in town today,
It was a big match and he was just there watching
and then one girl managed to escape
and got in the car and they drove away)
then I sent..
After some minutes she called me and I ignored,
she kept calling
and I found 21 missed calls from her
and a message which reads
(where was the fight,
where did they go,
did you recognize the girls pls tell me,
for I'm falling apart)
I just read and didn't respond...
She called again,
5 times and I didn't answer then another message from her ....
(I have your money, where can we meet
and you tell me more)
then I replied; (ok you can do transfer so that I pass by the filling station to refuel then I will pick u and drive you to one of the girls place
coz I know them)
after 2 mins I checked my a/c balance,
my money was fully paid....
I then switched off my phone
and slept like a baby....

source:copied
O.R.:ADEYANJU TAIWO

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Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 11:38pm On Sep 02, 2016
Hahaha..... I laff in pidgin english.
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 9:06am On Oct 19, 2016
darbeelicous:
Hahaha..... I laff in pidgin english.




hey cutie,hw u i follow u laff,but were ure pinshure?
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 9:46pm On Oct 22, 2016
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hey cutie,hw u i follow u laff,but were ure pinshure?[/lol, its not available at d moment.]
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 1:42pm On Oct 23, 2016
[quote author=darbeelicous post=50427983][/quote]

do I get to knw u beta not on dis platform sha.pls
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 5:49pm On Oct 28, 2016
askibee:



do I get to knw u beta not on dis platform sha.pls
sure y nt
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 28, 2016
darbeelicous:
sure y nt



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Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2016
askibee:





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