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Letter From A Lover by arinshobzy27(f): 8:10am On Sep 08, 2016 |
Letter from Sikira of Ìbàdàn
Dear Michael,
Longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this
how other lofers are behafe to theirself? U
haf refus to call me for the past one mont.
and if I tries ur number, mtn will be say
your numba is unreach, is unreach. You
refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my
father haf contract guinea worm. Is this
how to treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not
marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer
the first person I see. Roshida tell me for
last week that she see u with one girl in
front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hug
together. If u think u can leaf me uer
decive urself. Michael, Michael, Michael,
how many times I call u? It will not be
better for anybody that wan to scatter our
middle.
Any way the mane purpose of my letter is
to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for
testing yesterday to confarm it. My
grandmother talk that it be like am
carrying twins. I haf been fery fery happy
since yesterday. I haf give the twins name
o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u
like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am
fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister,
comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but
not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I
want u to get one too. Let I forget, please
dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is
red and yellow.Red for the 'buba', and
yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use
any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to
use blue. I will now wear that my green
curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the
photo.
My lof, ten is happening in this world o.
dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear
that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif
her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not
resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a
dokto and they eager to see u. Yours
frightfully,
Sikira |
Re: Letter From A Lover by Paseus(m): 11:57pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Hahahaha...i was actualy reading it in jenifer's voice |
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