Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to
the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She
responded,
"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a
young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You
lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She
again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build
a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll
send you to the electric chair."

mrs jones lips need a little trimming

u got me laughing hard

that was hilarious,it got me cracking with laughter.nice one.

iice you sure say you nor be mrs jones

very dangerous

Mrs Jones? ;DThank God that you dont know her or else,
Nice one there tlinks

Cant stop laughin, n if l do stop, am sure l'l kip smilin. This 1 tin dat has made me lauf dis wk.

Cant stop laughin, n if l do stop, am sure l'l kip smilin. This 1 tin dat has made me lauf dis wk.

mhhhhh

keep it up buss

this is indeed funny

lolll am so happy she doesn't noe me