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Akpor's Stupidity by horrmorr(m): 8:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel' He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled and said to him, "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there."
Re: Akpor's Stupidity by giftedheart1(m): 8:18pm On Sep 13, 2016
op u will do the same

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Re: Akpor's Stupidity by Teniolasmart: 9:45pm On Sep 13, 2016
horrmorr:
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP
and APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it,
he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell
fresh. Feeling pampered,
he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, "Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there."
lol funny guy

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