DISCLAIMER: This post does not encourage, condone, support or trivialize violence against women and females in general. Violence against women is a very serious issue that demands serious solutions.

I have this weird theory that i want to share, in my office i have this colleague that is always rude to her subordinates and fellow managers, she talks like a horse on oshogbo weed. But recently she came to work with swollen lips and the gist i got was that her neighbors husband punch her in her mouth for insulting him.

Hence my theory

1. If you see a woman with punched out swollen lips = she is rude and talks like anyhow

2. If she has punched out swollen eyes = maybe she is a greedy / cheating woman who cant resist material gifts and always ends up cheating

3. Swollen or slapped out ears = she doesn't listen

Just for laughs