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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:22pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


Yes.

Do we have a pastor in NL
Someone needs to be delivered
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:23pm On Sep 21, 2016
sinaj:
lwkmd cheesy


This reminds me of a nollywood movie I watched lol
grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:24pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

they kill innocent people

Hmmm!!
I haven't seen that sign yet.
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:25pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:
the master grin
Your royal majesty cool
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:27pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:

Do we have a pastor in NL Someone needs to be delivered
Sorry, we're all members grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:28pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:


Hmmm!!
I haven't seen that sign yet.
oh you want sign, very soon, but I pray you get no sign coz they are bad
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:29pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


Your royal majesty cool
wizardandry grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

oh you want sign, very soon, but I pray you get no sign coz they are bad

Abeg I no wan dat kind of sign. IJN
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Greenbullet(m): 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2016
abdeiz:
witchcraft isn't real.
what is this one saying
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:31pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:
wizardandry grin
Mamywaterness tongue
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:32pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


Mamywaterness tongue
Papiwater cheesy cheesy
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:


Abeg I no wan dat kind of sign. IJN
kikkiikikiiikiki grin grin grin, now you are scared, but you said they don't exist na, dey der dey find signs and wonders from witches grin grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


Mamywaterness tongue

Witches are showing up!!!
Pls who get holy water
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Greenbullet(m): 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:
I am dating a girl, one day she told me her family once accused her to be a witch due to some minor issues in their family. she had to leave them and move to Lagos. I am afraid though she told me she is nothing close to the accusation. Please NL how do I know if she is not lieing to me.
1) make sure she is sleeping before you do this,
2)pour annoonting oil and salt in a straight line in a doorway
3)hide a bible by the back of the door
4) if she pass that thing call me BASTARD ,because d way e go burn her body enhhh,she must confess and if you want to free her ,remove the bible and clean the salt AFTER THIS NA YOU KNOW OOOO.

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:37pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

kikkiikikiiikiki grin grin grin, now you are scared, but you said they don't exist na, dey der dey find signs and wonders from witches grin grin

Hahahahahaha
Not like dat nau, it's just dat I wan know if my future is safe.
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by abdeiz(m): 1:38pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:
they kill innocent people
you know who else killed innocent people? Hitler Stalin Mugabe Bush Ottoman Turks the crusaders etcetera so all of them are now witches and wizards abi
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:39pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

Papiwater cheesy cheesy

Her Royal Majesty, Queen Ose Of Bini Kingdom. Queen Of The Nine Realms Of Essex and Nigerian Witches.


I hail thee ma'am grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:39pm On Sep 21, 2016
Greenbullet:
1) make sure she is sleeping before you do this,
2)pour annoonting oil and salt in a straight line in a doorway
3)hide a bible by the back of the door
4) if she pass that thing call me BASTARD ,because d way e go burn her body enhhh,she must confess and if you want to free her ,remove the bible and clean the salt AFTER THIS NA YOU KNOW OOOO.

Lol,
Noted.
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 1:40pm On Sep 21, 2016
Jarizod:
Mix anointing oil with hot red oil and a touch of kerosene.. she'l start confessing about how she kept ur destiny in a tissue paper in no time tongue

Thank me later sir smiley


lmao grin grin his destiny in a Tissue paper choi you are evul grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:40pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:

Witches are showing up!!! Pls who get holy water
As long as its water, its powerless. cool
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:41pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


Her Royal Majesty, Queen Ose Of Bini Kingdom. Queen Of The Nine Realms Of Essex and Nigerian Witches.


I hail thee ma'am grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
na u dey siddon next to me na, my right guy wizard tongue
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:41pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


As long as its water, its powerless. cool
Lmao grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2016
Berlynn:



My destiny is in God's hand o
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:


Lol,
Noted.
be careful guy, don't go and buy job you can't finish o grin
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:44pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
na u dey siddon next to me na, my right guy wizard tongue

I don resign. I no do again tongue
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:44pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:


Hahahahahaha
Not like dat nau, it's just dat I wan know if my future is safe.
nothing happened to your future, its not in anybody's hand

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 1:45pm On Sep 21, 2016
arcisong:

My destiny is in God's hand o

Are you sure it is in God's hand undecided
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:45pm On Sep 21, 2016
Synzu:


I don resign. I no do again tongue
hehehehehe, shebi we get meeting for Togo this night? cheesy cheesy
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:47pm On Sep 21, 2016
Berlynn:




Very very very very sure
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:47pm On Sep 21, 2016
Mimidiva:

hehehehehe, shebi we get meeting for Togo this night? cheesy cheesy

Those togolese female witches are always in heat. I dey fear dem joor, I no dey go tongue
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:48pm On Sep 21, 2016
abdeiz:

you know who else killed innocent people?
Hitler
Stalin
Mugabe
Bush
Ottoman Turks
the crusaders etcetera
so all of them are now witches and wizards abi
those are physical killings, not the one they eat in the coven @ night and die mysteriously in the morning tongue
Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(m): 1:48pm On Sep 21, 2016
Berlynn:




My papa sef na pastor, so I am covered

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