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| Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
This is how the game goes we will stat from 1000 and keep posting Funny thousand ways to die in Nigeria untill we reach 1 The person above above you will write a funny joke of how to die in Nigeria and number it continueing from where the one above him numbered I will start with the e.g below 999- RUNNING TOWARDS A MILITARY CHECKPOINT IN THE NORTHEAST SHOUTING ALLAHU AKBAR Cc lalasticlala 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:20pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
998- AFTER DODGING YOUR FATHERS SLAP, RAISING YOUR HAND IN AN ATTEMPT TO SLAP BACK YOUR FATHER 2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wissenschaften(m): 8:23pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
997-GETTING CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL PHONE AT COMPUTER VILLAGE. 5 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by datjohn(m): 8:23pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
996- LAUGHING AT UR FATHER WEN HE FALLS DOWN IN AN ATTEMPT TO SLAP U. 2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by divinehand2003(m): 8:27pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
996-SOME STUPID GUYS PLAYING TABLE TENNIS WITH A LIFE GRENADE!!! 3 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:28pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
995-Slapping a soldier who has been on the hot sun at a checkpoinr |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Dannyfaraday(m): 8:28pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
994. Go for Evangelism in sambisa. 4 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:29pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
Dannyfaraday:please modify your post to 994 |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by alegbeleye(m): 8:34pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
993- PROTECT AGAINT BUHARI'S REGIME IN KANO 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:35pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
992-After eating at a local mama pot and then notice you dont have any money |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:39pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
991- Going to main market onitha and shout ojukwu and Nnamdi Kanu are foolish and a waste of space they both deserve and suppose to die 2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:42pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
come on guys i need your contributions let this thread go on |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by xendra: 8:45pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
990: going to your village and showing off to them old women that you have arrived .... 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wissenschaften(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
989-WALKING JEJELY LIKE PEPEYE ON LAGOS EXPRESS BECAUSE YOU DEY ZEBRA CROSSING. (YOU BE ZEBRA??) 4 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by somez(m): 8:48pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
988- when your car fails break infront of aso presidential villa gate 2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by joe4real12: 8:50pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
Make phone call along a Military checkpoint 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by selch(m): 8:53pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
987_ playing naira bet with your dad salary, after collecting it on his behalf 3 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 8:58pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
986- When you your dad blames you for what you didbt do, so you are trying to deny it and then he asks you' so you are calling me a liar' and you answer him 'yes' 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Lucialovely(f): 8:59pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
985-saying buhari is the best president in the Eastern part of Nigeria 3 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by gboisgroups(m): 9:26pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
. Jesus loves you. ....................... 2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by valgbo(m): 10:13pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
984 walking along a bush path and sampling ur iphone 7 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by mhizAnnie(f): 10:27pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
Come back from school with a cgpa of 0.15 and tell ur dad "shut up dad, with ur education are as rich as dangote"?  1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
982. when God makes the posters above me victims of their posts. 3 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 10:36pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
981-Cheating on your benin wife |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by salz01: 10:45pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
980-WHEN YOU TRY TO Bleep YOUR LANDLORDS WIFE IN HIS ROOM 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by COLOURCUT: 11:04pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
979.....when mosquito perch on your father's scrubtums and you slap it 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by bigt2(m): 2:49am On Sep 24, 2016 |
978..... when you Overtake and double cross A bullion van.  2 Likes |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Monocrotophos: 3:24am On Sep 24, 2016 |
977: when lalasticlala didnt post any topic of snake on front page that day, silient... the snake. is behind u... 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Monocrotophos: 3:26am On Sep 24, 2016 |
976: when u name ur dog General Buratai... 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(m): 6:13am On Sep 24, 2016 |
975- When yout distance uncle givea you wants to give you money and your mother gives you that 'I you dare to collect that money look' but you still go ahead to collect it 1 Like |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Rayman5(m): 6:48am On Sep 24, 2016 |
974- When you lalasticlala see BIG boobs and Long snake that he wants to put in Fp and you try to stop him cc. Lalastics |
| Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Ekejoestar(m): 7:03am On Sep 24, 2016 |
973- WHEN YOU GO TO THE SUNDAY SERVICE WITH YOUR MUM AND THE PASTOR CALLS OUT THOSE THAT ARE VIRGIN TO PRAY FOR THEM AND YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. 1 Like |
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