Dear Edo People,

Sometimes People do not want to directly tell you to your face the blunt truth. They would paint it in another way and dress it to look so cheerful but they mean another thing and if you get to understand that other 'hidden' meaning, your smiles and laughter will shrink at the spend of light.

Here is exactly what APC means :

1) You are cheap that akara ball can afford you: The akara won't fall to your laps o, you will struggle to catch one. There won't still be orderliness during the distribution. Suddenly, party officials in charge will hide some of the akara balls to feed their dogs. People steal for themselves or for their own and a pet is its owner's own.

2) You are poor: APC won't figure out how to tackle poverty. No doubt, they understand that most of you find it difficult to feed and there best strategy to tackle that is by giving you akara balls. Remember that hundreds of this oil will be fried in the same oil. You won't care about that because you just need to eat.

3) You need any kind of help: The fact that you need help is not what this party should joke about. You need help, the good kind of help. How long will the akara balls keep coming?

4) You should die: To continously feed you with akara balls will land you in malnutrition. This malnutrition will probably not be easily diagnosed by the poorly equipped hospitals. So they want to feed you akara till death do you guys apart.

5) They don't mean you well : The amount of akara balls you all eat from this spot is not free at all. You will pay back in a hundred folds as soon as they get you to vote them in. You will suffer from neglect and the cold shoulders they would give you because as soon as you vote them in, they have to read the fruits of their investments in akara balls and you will pay for that including the firewoods used in frying the balls.

6) They also think you are unintelligent. APC just called you guys (Empty heads) for them to shamelessly showcase this dark shaded benevolence.

Find a way to disagree with them. Vote them out and vote any other party that thinks you are human and deserve some respect. Vote for a party that is not warming up for a masqurade parade. Vote a serious one.

If you think about these things, you should tick them out of your options and watch the rest of the parties till you bring the options down to one which ultimately becomes your choice.

You can't be all these things APC is hiding and expect to be valuable in their eyes.

Do not be gullible, Edo People.

A concerned Educator,
Thank-God Eboh.

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