1. This Happened/See What Happened: *heaves a sigh of disgust*This is so annoying that I skip blog posts/topics bearing such cliche. E.g "Woman Buys Tomato from Oba Market and This Happened". They further go on to tell us how she made stew with the tomatoes *sighs*

2. Will Shock You/SHOCKING: Mbok! I'm not clicking biko. I'm not in the mood to get shocked today or any other day. Thank you!

3. Will Leave You in Stitches: please let me not come and now go and comman click what will now leave me in stitches. I've not budgeted money for that or any of your nonsense.

4. Unbelievable: Then why're you now telling us if you know we won't believe? Please shift!

5. OMG: Please leave God out of your nonsense. Mediocre somebody like you.

6. Sensational "headlies": Nigerian bloggers can be so sensational, unethical and unprofessional. That's how one said "Godwin Obaseki visits Tinubu in Lagos after Election Victory"(the day after the elections), "SHOCKING: President Obama Says He Loves Jollof Rice". So much lies for a few clicks. Repent my brother, repent!



Your destiny and witches in your village are like

7. See Photos: And they go on to present an unrelated picture of an Olympic swimmer to "Pictures of a Man Caught on Camera Drowning". I piirrrry you!

8. List of.. : I just can't with this one anymore








Me when I see such post

Thank you

I hate click bait with a passion.

It's like all of them got the same lecturer.

GOD BLESS OP

9. Distorted spellings: Nna please words were created to be used. You can't be writing breasts as "br3@st$" and be thinking you'll soon build your own mansion in "B4n4n4 Ișl@nð". Unserious somebody!






How your "Banana Island" ambition looks right now:

10. ...You Must Do: Do you know the struggles I've been through in life that you'll now be telling me what I must do? You'll now further go on to attempt telling me "10 Things You Must Do Before You Eat Cornflakes". Please face front before I tear you slap.

11. Tribal Tags: This one is most annoying. Why can't you just say "Pastor Gets Stuck in Shrine" rather than "Yoruba Pastor Gets Stuck in Shrine" or "Igbo Policeman Shoots..." or "Meet Ijaw Woman Who Fixes POP Ceiling"? You're a threat to the peace and harmony of Nigeria.

12. Epic, stunning, dapper: To a Nigerian blogger, every reply/response is epic, every picture posted on Instagram is stunning, and every man in suit is dapper. Don't argue with this logic, just get used to it. Next!!!

13. BREAKING/BROKE: "BREAKING: Davido Just Posted A Picture of His House on IG that Broke the Internet". Some will even say "See Pictures of 14 year old Artist that BROKE the Internet". Please I don't want to see what has broken the Internet. As if the terrible data service I'm managing is not enough, I should now kukuma click so my Internet will now na break

14. That Got Everyone Talking/Fans React: "Pictures of Linda Ikeji that Got Everyone Talking". Egbon, please it didn't get me and the other 180 million (sensible) Nigerians who are not interested in your nonsense talking. Please shift. PS: lookup the meaning of react in a dictionary. That's how they'll be posting rubbish upandan





Meanwhile:

15. Unknown Meaning of Words: This guys have defenestrated their sense from their skull so much that they now use words they don't even know the meaning. That's how one of them promoting MMM said "The Vicious Cycle of MMM and its Profitability". Please bros, use some of your MB for some personal sense development (PSD111 for starters).




Me, when I see such senseless post:

PS: I'm not interested in clicking your nonsense. If you can't post the "OMG: 15 Unbelievably Shocking Pictures of Papa Ajasco Looking Dapper that got Everyone Talking Which Broke the Internet. Click to Read More" here, please just rest...because "la click la the entire Internet catch fire". Stupid click baits.

Also, I'm tired of seeing the word "crooner". Be creative. And yes, you're free to copy and paste this on your blog (na una trademark be that). Thank you!


Mods please help me move this to the right section.

lol. hungry bloggers

When them carry ak47, with hot water come for you ehhn, we no dey o

1 is so annoying

Determinism:
11. Tribal Tags: This one is most annoying. Why can't you just say "Pastor Gets Stuck in Shrine" rather than "Yoruba Pastor Gets Stuck in Shrine" or "Igbo Policeman Shoots..." or "Meet Ijaw Woman Who Fixes POP Ceiling"? You're a threat to the peace and harmony of Nigeria.

This is the most annoying. I fit kill for this.

Nigerians always look for easy way to make money

You could have said 15 New (15 Annoying Cliché Headline Tags And Phrases Nigerian [b]Entertainment [/b]Bloggers Use) Health and Tech Bloggers are actually different

In falz voice..*bros you are vexing.. hiz noh ryz to vex lyk rthis..boyz ha hustling..*
Baba anyway na way..boys they hustle