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Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 8:23pm On Oct 04, 2016
Having been a closet non-believer for as long as I can remember, going to church is something I seldom do except when I travel to see my people. Even when I visit them sometimes, I often don't go to church with them - I'll rather leave by the weekends.

That's about to change a bit and here is why:
A friend called for my help on a project and I had to travel to my state to help out.(I don't work regularly plus government work sucks; so I do contracts especially anything that has to with data analysis.)
So I've been with my family for over a month and haven't gone to the soup kitchen except for this past weekend. The reason I went through because there's a certain pastor neighbor of mine who was on my back (all week) about a church revival/conference and I had to get him off. Well, as already indicated, I honored his invite and he drove us to his church. To cut the story short, I was in a church after a long time. To be honest, the service sucked and it lasted about six goddamn hour. The somewhat bright spots (for me) in the whole shit-show was Chris Morgan's performance ( I use to like his songs when I was a sheep), the beautiful ladies I saw and seeing a friend, mentor who's gone MIA for over a decade (Sadly he's now a pastor- he could have been a scientist, doctor or engineer. He was a geek back then). I planned to get at least one of the many ladies at the end of the program but I got fecked - I was quickly taken to a room at the closure and as a result missed out.
I'm almost done with my work and will be leaving over the weekend but I've promised myself to return back for those beautiful ladies and try to attend churches as much as I can.
The take away from this is that there are actually beautiful ladies in some churches and should you as a non-believer find yourself preoccupied with work that your find hard to get the ladies you desire or, perhaps, find it hard to get a lady who's also a non-believer, you can always find them there.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 04, 2016
Julian08:
Having been a closet non-believer for as long as I can remember, going to church is something I seldom do except when I travel to see my people. Even when I visit them sometimes, I often don't go to church with them - I'll rather leave by the weekends.

That's about to change a bit and here is why:
A friend called for my help on a project and I had to travel to my state to help out.(I don't work regularly plus government work sucks; so I do contracts especially anything that has to with data analysis.)
So I've been with my family for over a month and haven't gone to the soup kitchen except for this past weekend. The reason I went through because there's a certain pastor neighbor of mine who was on my back (all week) about a church revival/conference and I had to get him off. Well, as already indicated, I honored his invite and he drove us to his church. To cut the story short, I was in a church after a long time. To be honest, the service sucked and it lasted about six goddamn hour. The somewhat bright spots (for me) in the whole shit-show was Chris Morgan's performance ( I use to like his songs when I was a sheep), the beautiful ladies I saw and seeing a friend, mentor who's gone MIA for over a decade (Sadly he's now a pastor- he could have been a scientist, doctor or engineer. He was a geek back then). I planned to get at least one of the many ladies at the end of the program but I got fecked - I was quickly taken to a room at the closure and as a result missed out.
I'm almost done with my work and will be leaving over the weekend but I've promised myself to return back for those beautiful ladies and try to attend churches as much as I can.
The take away from this is that there are actually beautiful ladies in some churches and should you as a non-believer find yourself preoccupied with work that your find hard to get the ladies you desire or, perhaps, find it hard to get a lady who's also a non-believer, you can always find them there.


Because of this ur beautiful point eh... ill go to church next sunday... grin
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by yomi007k(m): 9:16pm On Oct 04, 2016
grin

ode ni op yi sha....lol
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 7:50am On Oct 05, 2016
yomi007k:
grin


ode ni op yi sha....lol
I don't normally respond to this kind of shiit but I'll make an exception so I can, first and foremost, put you where, I think, you belong. On the other hand, I also want to make it clear to you and to other feckers(like you) on here that, even though this is a faceless forum, I don't put up with shiit.

This is my thread and you're not my target audience; So you don't have to comment, you fecking piece of shiit! Also, when you come across my thread and it happens that you don't like what you see, kindly ignore rather than trying to hit me below the belt.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by yomi007k(m): 8:43am On Oct 05, 2016
Julian08:

I don't normally respond to this kind of shiit but I'll make an exception so I can, first and foremost, put you where, I think, you belong. On the other hand, I also want to make it clear to you and to other feckers(like you) on here that, even though this is a faceless forum, I don't put up with shiit.

This is my thread and you're not my target audience; So you don't have to comment, you fecking piece of shiit! Also, when you come across my thread and it happens that you don't like what you see, kindly ignore rather than trying to hit me below the belt.


y ur life hard, is recession hitting u hard?

ok I hav responded, kill urseff.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Tommfrench(m): 11:43am On Oct 05, 2016
U need Jesus
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2016
i don't believe in god doesn't mean i wont go to church for a friend's wedding or celebration of life or birthday party .
i am an atheist but am not anti -theist
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 12:16pm On Oct 05, 2016
Tommfrench:
U need Jesus
you need ogun
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Lsofdk(m): 1:08pm On Oct 05, 2016
fvcking atheist, keep living in self denial.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 05, 2016
stephenmorris:
i don't believe in god doesn't mean i wont go to church for a friend's wedding or celebration of life or birthday party .
i am an atheist but am not anti -theist
I didn't rule that out or did I? You may have other reasons to go there and I'm not questioning that; I'm only suggesting something.
Also, what's with the anti theist thing? I just don't get it.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 1:53pm On Oct 05, 2016
Lsofdk:
fvcking atheist, keep living in self denial.
You miserable twaat. Just feck off and don't come back here again.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2016
Julian08:

I didn't rule that out or did I? You may have other reasons to go there and I'm not questioning that; I'm only suggesting something.
Also, what's with the anti theist thing? I just don't get it.
bro anti theists hate anything god e.g christopher hitchens
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2016
Julian08:

I didn't rule that out or did I? You may have other reasons to go there and I'm not questioning that; I'm only suggesting something.
Also, what's with the anti theist thing? I just don't get it.
i understand you bro
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Lsofdk(m): 5:07pm On Oct 05, 2016
Julian08:

You miserable twaat. Just feck off and don't come back here again.
i never quoted you, but after a self examination you discovered my words were addressed to you.

I'll spare your display of idiocy, fvck off and let the thoughts of quoting me back not cross your ½grain brain else you'd be reduced to a pillar pinch of salt
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Presh900(m): 5:52pm On Oct 05, 2016
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Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 5:32pm On Nov 17, 2016
Hmm... There's a new one.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 5:57pm On Nov 17, 2016
There is no command in scripture which says that a believer in Christ must attend a church building in order to worship God. There are no examples of any follower of Christ going to a church building to worship God. They worshipped God by their obedience to Him in every area of life, every day of their lives. They did not worship Him by giving a specific day and time every week in some temple made with hands.
So not anytime soon.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 20, 2016
Raine80:
There is no command in scripture which says that a believer in Christ must attend a church building in order to worship God. There are no examples of any follower of Christ going to a church building to worship God. They worshipped God by their obedience to Him in every area of life, every day of their lives. They did not worship Him by giving a specific day and time every week in some temple made with hands.
So not anytime soon.
There is, although not clearly stated.
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 20, 2016
SirWere:
Hmm... There's a new one.
Been a while mate, how are you holding up?
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 10:13pm On Nov 20, 2016
Julian08:

Been a while mate, how are you holding up?
Hey bro. You've been scarce on this forum.
I'm good. You?
Re: Why Some Atheists Should Go To Church Once In A While by Nobody: 10:43pm On Nov 20, 2016
SirWere:
Hey bro. You've been scarce on this forum.
I'm good. You?
Yeah, you right. Moved to a new environment and haven't settled in properly, that's why. I hope to be more regular as time goes on. Anyway, I'm doing just fine.

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