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The Worst Tongue-twister You've Ever Heard by lawisong(m): 4:31pm On Oct 21, 2009
What is the worst tongue twister you've ever heard? These one almost gave me tongue cancer;

1. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.

2. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

3. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

4. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.


Try saying them very fast repeatedly three times.

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