Dis a partially true life of a close friend....
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Beware of cultism....It does nt pay...

"Hmmm, nawa sef o, wen pesin go even comot for dis house sef...?"

My is daniel and i come from i a family of 6 peepz:My mum,dad,elder sister and two younger brothers.It always annoyed me dat i had an elder sister because she was always so bossy and annoying....Anyways i still loved her besides who cares am still d first son.
I had jux written my WAEC exams d past month and i was getting damn bored.....All i did was sleep,wake up,eat,go to my mum's shop and go back home,and d boring cycle begins the next day......

"Hello,who's selling?"..."Errm na me o... I was so lost in thoughts dat i didnt notice that a customer was waiting..."Wetin u wan buy?" i asked angrily.It was one of those annoying kids in our street. "I wan buy matches"...i looked at the counter where the match boxes were kept,there was none..."E don finish o". The boy scampered off without even looking back. I shook my head sadly,my mom's store was very dry and scanty,there was barely anything in the shelves....If i even got admission sef,how will i pay my fees,rent an apartment,feeding nkon...? hmmm it is well....




Daniel!Daniel!....My mom was shouting my name again....later she would say "later u people will say am shouting"...."Maale i dey come o....For those of you wondering about my tone of speech or type of english, i was brought up in Warri so any body frm wafftown can relate."Were u de since",my mom asked. "I go godbless place o". "U and dis godbless sef,i nor understand una two o..."

In my mind i was like u wont understand na... The truth was dat godbless had a Playstation 3 and his area always had lyt so compared to my ghetto street which had epileptic light supply why wouldnt i always be there...

"Yes!!!" i screamed in delight,i had finally been admitted into the Delta state university,Delsu.What a happy day, i finally get to leave dese boring house....i called one of my close paddy.."Hello nigga hwfa na, omo i don get admission for delsu o......................


My mother was happy about my admission but....yea there's very big BUT...She was worried about the means to provide the finance needed for my tertiary education....Any lets cut the long story short,at d end the money i needed for acceptance fee,school fees and house rent was given to me by my aunt,leaving only the feeding aspect to my parents to take care of....
Next update will be centered on my experiences on campus...

cc Firstking

Apologies for my writing style and language...Am focused on the story nt the grammar...