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What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Sermwell(m): 10:39am On Oct 23, 2016
I have finally stoped going to church and have been wondering what I should do with my bible. I thought of giving it out to someone but I don't like the idea of giving out what is no longer useful to me, and besides, almost every christain has a copy. I also thought of setting it ablaze but what's the point? Someone suggested that I flush it in the toilet but that's funny grin. Another suggested that I just keep it like any other book but I don't keep books I don't read. undecided. But seriously, I need to do away with that book. Should I just throw it away?
Pls give suggestions! Thanks.

Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: seun
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by ghettowriter(m): 10:41am On Oct 23, 2016
Niggar, tuck it in your back pack, you might need it on your way to hell.

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Sermwell(m): 10:45am On Oct 23, 2016
ghettowriter:
Niggar, tuck it in your back pack, you might need it on your way to hell.
So you mean I'm going to hell because I don't want a copy of the bible?? undecided
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Seun(m): 10:52am On Oct 23, 2016
Your bible is still useful. You may need to refer to it when debating religion with believers. You will also probably enjoy re-reading it objectively.

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Rilwayne001: 10:56am On Oct 23, 2016
Attention seeker.

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by otemanuduno: 10:57am On Oct 23, 2016
Sermwell:
I have finally stoped going to church and have been wondering what I should do with my bible. I thought of giving it out to someone but I don't like the idea of giving out what is no longer useful to me, and besides, almost every christain has a copy. I also thought of setting it ablaze but what's the point? Someone suggested that I flush it in the toilet but that's funny grin. Another suggested that I just keep it like any other book but I don't keep books I don't read. undecided. But seriously, I need to do away with that book. Should I just throw it away?
Pls give suggestions! Thanks.

Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: seun

Here is what you should do, according to the advice of Knoliud, the light of GOD ALMIGHTY.

DEORUM 2:16-17
DOCTUFOS:
16. Give ears, o people of Negre. Give ears O children of the blessed land flowing with liquid power, when you have known the truth, burn off the books of Nymphidis[Yahweh] in your possessions, for they are the cause of all your hypnotisms and poverty and limitations.
17. Are they not also the causes of your nightmares, which things you see and run into their sanctuaries for prayers. And you thought you have been delivered?

You can read more here: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 23, 2016
Seriously, I can't remember the last time I went to church. I have been lying to lots of peeps that I dey go church. I'm just kind of tired of listening to the same thing I have been listening to since I was born.


Happy sunday still cheesy

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Vickiweezy(m): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2016
If u like cc buhari and jonathan, u no go make fp.
U dey find attention.
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Ranchhoddas: 12:20pm On Oct 23, 2016
ghettowriter:
Niggar, tuck it in your back pack, you might need it on your way to hell.
Hahahahaha...
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by ghettowriter(m): 1:49pm On Oct 23, 2016
Sermwell:

So you mean I'm going to hell because I don't want a copy of the bible?? undecided


Did I type those words in Arabic ??

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by Seun(m): 1:50pm On Oct 23, 2016
By the way, Revelation is one of the funniest books in the bible. I've been thinking of commenting on the sword in Jesus' mouth for some time.

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 2:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
Sermwell:
I have finally stoped going to church and have been wondering what I should do with my bible. I thought of giving it out to someone but I don't like the idea of giving out what is no longer useful to me, and besides, almost every christain has a copy. I also thought of setting it ablaze but what's the point? Someone suggested that I flush it in the toilet but that's funny grin. Another suggested that I just keep it like any other book but I don't keep books I don't read. undecided. But seriously, I need to do away with that book. Should I just throw it away?
Pls give suggestions! Thanks.

Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: seun

The pages of the bible are excellent for rizzlas for rolling and smoking weed. I have used up the whole of revelation and I think I am now in Peter 1.

smiley
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by raphieMontella: 3:05pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


The pages of the bible are excellent for rizzlas for rolling and smoking weed. I have used up the whole of revelation and I think I am now in Peter 1.

smiley
hahn!!!
Baba!!
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 3:11pm On Oct 23, 2016
raphieMontella:

hahn!!!
Baba!!

I just confirmed. I am actually in the book of James. It has been an enlightening journey. Praise the most high cool
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by calliope(f): 3:19pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


The pages of the bible are excellent for rizzlas for rolling and smoking weed. I have used up the whole of revelation and I think I am now in Peter 1.

smiley

You're one hell of a comedian.

grin
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by RabbaRabbi: 3:24pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


The pages of the bible are excellent for rizzlas for rolling and smoking weed. I have used up the whole of revelation and I think I am now in Peter 1.

smiley



when you go begin deeey kolo., no sey na person do am ooo.
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by RabbaRabbi: 3:25pm On Oct 23, 2016
raphieMontella:
hahn!!! Baba!!


lol cheesycheesy grin

hehehehe.... @yourSignature
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 3:36pm On Oct 23, 2016
calliope:


You're one hell of a comedian.

grin

Thanks o jare. I try my best grin
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 3:38pm On Oct 23, 2016
RabbaRabbi:




when you go begin deeey kolo., no sey na person do am ooo.

I can never be as crazy as Africans who believe that an Israeli that never existed died for their sins.

Or that they can drink the blood and eat the flesh of a dead Israeli. The one I was talking about in the first paragraph.

Or that a white man gives a sh*t about them

Or that donkeys and snakes can talk

Or that a loving god killed everyone on earth twice. And sin still exists.

undecided

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 3:39pm On Oct 23, 2016
RabbaRabbi:




lol cheesycheesy grin


hehehehe.... @yourSignature

Na cho! wink
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by RabbaRabbi: 3:55pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


I can never be as crazy as Africans who believe that an Israeli that never existed died for their sins.

Or that they can drink the blood and eat the flesh of a dead Israeli. The one I was talking about in the first paragraph.

Or that a white man gives a sh*t about them

Or that donkeys and snakes can talk

Or that a loving god killed everyone on earth twice. And sin still exists.

undecided


so where are you driving this shii.. To? undecidedundecided
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by raphieMontella: 4:10pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


I just confirmed. I am actually in the book of James. It has been an enlightening journey. Praise the most high cool
lol...
There's an islamic oath on your profile..
Did allah reveal himself to you?
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by raphieMontella: 4:12pm On Oct 23, 2016
RabbaRabbi:



lol cheesycheesy grin

hehehehe.... @yourSignature
lol..the tin taya me!

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by hahn(m): 4:14pm On Oct 23, 2016
raphieMontella:

lol...
There's an islamic oath on your profile..
Did allah reveal himself to you?

I had to go an criticize Muslims in the Islamic section.

That quote is as useless as Jehovah tongue

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by raphieMontella: 4:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:

I had to go an criticize Muslims in the Islamic section.
That quote is as useless as Jehovah tongue
hehehe! Ride on!

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Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by RabbaRabbi: 4:17pm On Oct 23, 2016
raphieMontella:

lol..the tin taya me!


cheesy na so me carry my self go webmasters section... Only to get a heavy ban from those so called anti spam bots... grin


if Seun no look into this eeh? Haa. Wahala go dey ooo angry




maybe him never settle the bots monthly peanuts... Lol cheesycheesy
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by RabbaRabbi: 4:20pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:

I had to go an criticize Muslims in the Islamic section.
That quote is as useless as ***** tongue

how you take dey post for that muslims side nah...?

Me self don try but I cant accept that shiii...


How you take doam?
Re: What Should I Do With My Bible?? by kevoh(m): 6:28pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


I had to go an criticize Muslims in the Islamic section.

That quote is as useless as Jehovah tongue
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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