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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Tife101(m): 9:37pm On Nov 02, 2016
OLAFIMIX:
Hope Uche will not dump Dupe ooo
My fear too. This one wey money don land, e go dump dupe.

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by adebriana(f): 9:53pm On Nov 02, 2016
Nice story Bibi but I hope Uche won't break up with Dupe after everything

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2016
Hmmmm, Uche is already noticing tiny waist... thanks for the update Bibi.

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2016
* Continues*


Mabel


Tade sulked all the way to the airport. He had been that way since i informed him i hired a tutor for Serwa, i knew he was pissed i didn't consult with him first but he would surely come around. Funmi was genuinely nice, she had a lovely smile and she also had a way with children. She was the first outsider Serwa had taken to, i knew not to let her slip off my fingers. My mother in law also spoke at length about her good manners and Godly behavior, she was just what i needed.


" I still can't believe you sent the money for her flight and she's actually at the airport waiting to be picked up! " he complained.


" Tade, what have you got against this girl? you barely know her"


" That is the problem! We know nothing about her! my mom would call Osama Bin Laden a saint if he so much as smiled at her! we might have just given a murderer a green ticket into our home!"


" Don't tell me you are paranoid over her coming" I said with laughter.


" I only agreed for Serwa' s sake."

" Come on big guy" I said, caressing his thighs


" If i am not comfortable with her she will have to go back to Nigeria "


" Alright boss"
*********

Funmi



Tade carried my bag into the house while Mabel carried on as if we were long lost friends who had just reunited. She took me to the back of the main house and ushered me into a cozy little apartment. There was a flat screen television in the sitting room and a mini fridge stock with goodies. She showed me the kitchen, the bedroom which had a king size bed with a ward robe.

" I am so excited you are here! I get so lonely all by myself here, " She said, " thank you for accepting my offer "


" I should be thanking you, I am also excited to be here"

" Oh i have seen someone to have girly gist with while i am at home. Please don't mind me, i talk too much when i am excited. Please freshen up and join us for dinner."


" Alright, how is Serwa?"


" She's fine. She's with my mother now and she doesn't know you are here. We planned it as a surprise for her. Holla if you need anything."


" I will, thank you"I replied and she went out of the room.


I showered and padded my way back to the main house. Her husband was dragging a big bin bag out of the house when he spotted me.


" Let me help you with that sir, where should i take it to? "


" No, this is a man's job. Thank you," he said." Mabel could use your help in the kitchen"


I went inside and helped Mabel with the dinner, she set the table and they both dug into their food without praying first.


" Why are you not eating?" Mabel asked, shredding the piece of chicken on her plate with her fork.


" We haven't blessed the food yet" i replied, " let's us pray"


They traded looks before bowing their heads, I shared a quick grace before we resumed eating. Tade retired for the night afterwards leaving me and his wife, she went into the kitchen and returned with a bottle of wine and two glasses.


" Let us make a toast to your new job, " she said, filling the cups with the wine.


" I don't take alcohol "


" Don't be silly," she replied with laughter" even Jesus took wine at the wedding of......" She lifted up the glass," here, i poured only small for you. A little wouldn't hurt you. Cheers"


" Cheers" I said, clicking my wine glass against hers. I took a deep breath and threw the content of the cup deep into my throat.



" Welcome to Ghana, Funmi " she said with laughter.



Tbc

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 10:29pm On Nov 02, 2016
Ayoomolabake:
Hmmmm, Uche is already noticing tiny waist... thanks for the update Bibi.


lol he's got eyes nau

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 10:31pm On Nov 02, 2016
veekid:
Na that tiny waist girl with big boobs go dey totory Uche soon


lol na you talk am o

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Joemee: 11:12pm On Nov 02, 2016
....niz story bibi....u jst got me occupied in dis my idle state thumbs up.....
Hmmmm...something also tells me this title is basically for Dupe....fingers crossed sha.... undecided

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by lumzybo: 8:23am On Nov 03, 2016
Waoh!!! Now I am finally here. thanks 4 the call up @ bibijay123 donno y my mention dint notify me hence the reason 4 coming late.

Lemme finish the story 4 u guys, "tade got funmi pregnant, uche also forgot all abt dupe cos level don change...

...the end...

Over to u bibi. Thanks 1c again.

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 10:28am On Nov 03, 2016
lumzybo:
Waoh!!! Now I am finally here. thanks 4 the call up @ bibijay123 donno y my mention dint notify me hence the reason 4 coming late.

Lemme finish the story 4 u guys, "tade got funmi pregnant, uche also forgot all abt dupe cos level don change...

...the end...

Over to u bibi. Thanks 1c again.


lol nice one bro....I love your ending, let's watch n see if it matches with mine.

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Lleigh(f): 10:55am On Nov 03, 2016
[quote author=veekid post=50706744]It's not a taboo for pple from Oyo to wash

People should wash their own poo
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by sotozo(m): 11:07am On Nov 03, 2016
maggilove:
Bibijay123, vee kid's ex wifey an Soto zo's new love(naso d tin dey start, u dey beg for kunu from Soto zo when vee kid can give u ice-cream). Back to my comment, do u want to scatter my brain? Silvia died in When tears bring yes juh, I had to read back to confirmy doubt. I read Night of the creaking Bed and other stories by Toni Kan in school and I fell in love with with writings.

aunty maggilove.... No go allow wetin happen to Maggie for that other story happen here ooo. Use what you have to get what you want.

Kunu is a scarce commodity and Bibi needs enough to be strong always.

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by sotozo(m): 11:09am On Nov 03, 2016
veekid:


If I catch Sotozo right now

Chilled Kunu and Pepperish Kuli Kuli is the best thing in this recession period. Don't blame Bibi for entering the other room wiv me
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 11:11am On Nov 03, 2016
[quote author=Lleigh post=50729401][/quote]

lol nice one babe!

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by sotozo(m): 11:14am On Nov 03, 2016
maggilove:
[b][/b]Thanks for the dedicatio n Cinderellash.oes even though u spelt my moniker wrong,thanks all d same for remembering me.
On a lighter note next time don't pair mymention with yorhmie.nerd because he wants to snatch bibijay123 from vee kid and I'm surporting vee kid even against my brother sot ozo.Take note #lemme run out b4 all of them will catch me this early morning# Nice update.

oya, clap for yourself. The kind bomb wey I won send go Ondo still dey North Korea. Auntie Maggie, our own nuclear weapon dey do face detection so no bother to run.
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by sotozo(m): 11:16am On Nov 03, 2016
bibijay123:




lol d kunu is good, you shld have some too


tell them babe.... Moreover, why are they jealous sef
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Joemee: 11:40am On Nov 03, 2016
Joemee:
....niz story bibi....u jst got me occupied in dis my idle state thumbs up.....
Hmmmm...something also tells me this title is basically for Dupe....fingers crossed sha.... undecided

xowie.... I meant Funmi and not Dupe....pls bibi still kip me in suspense....i'm beginning to predict somethings which would nw Mk it luk lyk a nollywood movie....Pls don't o!!!...
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Roseygold(f): 12:04pm On Nov 03, 2016
Hummm tade and funmi i dey suspect o mabel hold ur huby o. Uche and dupe eyaa i pity dupe o
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 2:07pm On Nov 03, 2016
Dedicated to royalkeed


*Continues*


Dupe


" Wow this is grand!" I exclaimed in wonder as Uche took me on a tour round his Banana Island apartment. It was a semi detached duplex with four bedrooms, a sitting room downstairs and it was also tastefully furnished. There was a maintenance and 24/7 generator service in the estate. There was a huge crystal blue pool at his backyard, a gym and a cozy little garden. I imagined our kids running around barefoot there, I saw myself lounging near the pool sipping a chilled fruit juice while the children played about.


" Thank you for standing by me and also believing in me" he said, slipping his hands around my waist.


" This is all God's doing. He alone deserves the praise" I replied, " You should bring Mama and Nasa here."


" No, i will get them another place in Gra"



" Why? this place is more than enough for the three of you! "


" Dupe, we need our own space. Just you and i without anyone breathing down our back. Come,"


He held my hand and we went back into the house, he took me up the stairs into his bedroom. I sat down on the bed while he opened his wardrobe and withdrew a box.


" What's this?" I asked, accepting it from him.


" Open it,"

I tore the wrapping around the box, lifted up the case and gasped in surprise. There was a sparkling trinket lying in it, I picked it up admiringly. " Wow, Uche this must have cost a fortune!"


" It is nothing believe me, you deserve more"


" Awww, come, come," I held my arms open and embraced him." Thank you my love,"



" You are welcome dear. The couch downstairs is new, " he said grinning.



" How about we deflower it?" I said with laughter.




It was a little game which started when he got his official car. He had picked me up and we had driven around Town, we went to see a movie and towards evening we drove down to a lakeside where lovers hang out and when the lights were dimmed, we raised up the glasses of the car and we had our first car sex, we had called it deflowering the car.


" The bed, kitchen center table, dinning table and my study desk are all new too " he said mischievously


" Uche!" I exclaimed, " how about we take it one at a time?"


He laughed and drew me closer to himself.
***********

Mabel



Arianna, Rose, Alice and Gracey walked in, they were all sporting their yoga pants. Gracey was puffing on a cigarette dangling between her fingers, Rose dropped some workout CDs on my palm and Alice placed a bottle of champagne on my center table.


" It's time for Yoga!' Arianna, our newly married friend shrieked.


" Why won't you be so excited when you' ve had your puvssy stuffed with a good dick every f*ucking night!" Gracey, an Italian_ Ghanian complained.


We all laughed." Wait, is Scott still not back?" I asked, her husband Scotty was a businessman who traveled a lot and she was mostly left on her own.


" No, why would he bother? when he's obviously f*ucking some dirty white puvssys over there! my cigar and my fingers are all the satisfaction i get!" She said.


" Why don't you get something bigger? I use it all the time, i got it the last time i was in London. Although i still get down with my one of my ex_ boyfriends when the mood strikes " Rose, a divorced mother of two said.


" A dil.do?" I asked, " why waste money on plastic when you can enjoy the real deal? this applies only to Rose who is divorced, i don't encourage infidelity so Gracey carry on with your finger_ actions"


The ladies went into fits of laughter, I popped open the bottle of champagne and we all grabbed glasses. I doubted if we would do our usual yoga practice since gists had started flowing.


" The only people getting it are Arianna, Mabel and Alice" Rose said, stealing a cigar from Gracey's bag.


" I have not gotten a good one recently, the kids are just too much work to think of sex!" Alice, a young mother of three boys complained." I usually fix myself up in the toilet every morning, but my fingers are getting sore!"


" Well you won't believe what happened last night! Tade gave me some real good loving! I almost screamed the roof off!" I said, " tho he wants anal which i detest"


" And there goes our Yoga practice!" Arianna said, " Y'all know my husband is not circumcised so we engage in a lot of pre-intimacy before his big John shoots out. All the better for me, he licks me up real good and i just love me some brown carrot and cream"


Laughter twittered around the room, i popped another champagne bottle and refilled our glasses.


" I tell you uncircumcised dick bleeps good!" I said," I remember a Latino guy i dated in college. He almost f*ucked my brains out "


" Mickey," Gracey said, grinning." I f*cked him too"


" What?" I exclaimed, " You slutty biitch! I knew it!"


" Oh come off it, good things are not meant for you alone " Gracey said.



" I need to have a taste of an uncut dick too" Rose said, " Arianna, how about jack?"


" What? don't you dare go near my husband!" Arianna shrieked


" But you just advertised his goods to us and i am dripping already" Alice replied teasingly, " Uncut dicks are the new ' It'"


The door creaked open making us turn our heads in its direction, Funmi walked in wearing a brown skirt with an orange polo. She stopped short when she saw i had company. I beckoned her in.


" Good morning " She said.


" Good morning, sorry girlfriends i forgot to tell you about Funmi "


" Who is she?" Gracey asked, blowing smoke into the air.


" She's Serwa' s new tutor "


" The brilliant Nigerian lady you told me about?" Arianna asked, giving her a kind smile." You are welcome to Ghana"


" Thank you,"


" You can whip some breakfast for yourself," I said.


She nodded her head and went into the kitchen.


" Mabel are you crazy?" Gracey asked


" I am also wondering the same thing " Rose replied, " how could you invite another woman into your home! Especially one who speaks same language as your husband!"



" This is the dumbest thing you have ever done," Alice said," Just look up Nigerian women online! they are deadly."


" She seem like the decent sort to me" Arianna replied


" Decent sort my ass!" Rose snorted, it wasn't news that her ex husband was stolen from her by a Nigerian girl studying in Ghana.


" Trust me girls, she's different. She's a pastor' s daughter and i bet she's still a virgin." I said.


" All Nigerian women are sluts! One tried to get into Scotty's pant recently and i gave her the boot! you have just invited jack the Grim reaper into your home!" Gracey said," you better kick her out immediately!"


" Gracey you admitted some minutes ago that you f*ucked Mickey while he was still dating Mabel, what does that make you?" Arianna asked, " Stop the stereotype"


" I don't trust anybody from Nigeria, especially their ladies! " Rose said." You just watch and see, that girl will turn your life inside out Mabel. Don't say i didn't warn you"


" Nigerians are good people, stop believing everything you read on the internet about them." I said.

" Well, i am not going anywhere. I will be here when the drama unfolds. You will soon sing another tune when Tade stops licking you " Alice said, refilling her wine glass.


" Once he stops licking you, just know a certain Nigerian girl is already having him lick her pot" Gracey said, laughing.


" Not funny, I trust my husband and Funmi is a good christian girl from a decent background. Time for that yoga practice! Haul your asses up!"





TBC

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 2:09pm On Nov 03, 2016
Joemee:


xowie.... I meant Funmi and not Dupe....pls bibi still kip me in suspense....i'm beginning to predict somethings which would nw Mk it luk lyk a nollywood movie....Pls don't o!!!...



lol I get you. Don't worry, i bet you can't predict how it will all play out tho.
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Roseygold(f): 3:00pm On Nov 03, 2016
Nice one madam bibi hummm mabel
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(f): 3:07pm On Nov 03, 2016
Roseygold:
Nice one madam bibi hummm mabel

Thank you dear

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by DaddySLY(m): 4:24pm On Nov 03, 2016
hmm... tiny waists, winks, bean-flicking, uncut diicks, anal sex... bibi hmmm...
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 03, 2016
So that dummy called Uche's younger brother turned out to be useless as i had expected. May he never have peace in his worthless life. Now the family has to suffer

That geologist lady in Uche's office and this Fumni might mess up good relationships. Mabel's case is worse though. I mean, we all know that when a husband cheats its likely that mistress is far less of what his wife is, a house help, PA, cashier.......Wives sleep with drivers, guards, good looking useless boys etc. undecided. I say take baby to daycare, do the chores yourself and have an alarm system. I've never understood these security guards in up market houses anyway when there's alarm systems, mobilised gates, camera systems and and and

Still here m'Lady, keep em coming

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by veekid(m): 4:49pm On Nov 03, 2016
What's up wifey? One question for you dearie........ do you trust anybody in this country Nigeria?

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by yorhmienerd(m): 5:23pm On Nov 03, 2016
veekid:
What's up wifey? One question for you dearie........ do you trust anybody in this country Nigeria?
Ashually, she trust me grin grin

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Domance: 5:30pm On Nov 03, 2016
Dupe is already imagining things in her head even without any commitment from Uche, not even a ring on her finger yet. She only got a box of trinket which made her succumb to a 'deflowering' experimentation. I just dey feel for her sha

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by veekid(m): 5:33pm On Nov 03, 2016
yorhmienerd:
Ashually, she trust me grin grin

Na who send this guy come sef? My wife cheated on me with you; I didn't do anything now; so why tailing me?

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 6:26pm On Nov 03, 2016
lumzybo:


Lemme finish the story 4 u guys, "tade got funmi pregnant, uche also forgot all abt dupe cos level don change...

...the end...

Over to u bibi. Thanks 1c again.

I think same @ bolded....but i think uche and dupe will still end up together although they may have some problems e.g Tiny Waist

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 6:26pm On Nov 03, 2016
bibijay123:



You are welcome, i have a story titled Blue on okadabooks n its free pls check it out. cc everyone.Thanks


off to OkadaBooks
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missuniverse(f): 6:28pm On Nov 03, 2016
Bibi, so this Ghanaian babes think of Nigerian ladies as havoc wreckers...
Hmmm, tnx for that eye opener


May d elasticity of ur inspiration neva get exhausted

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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by yorhmienerd(m): 6:29pm On Nov 03, 2016
veekid:


Na who send this guy come sef? My wife cheated on me with you; I didn't do anything now; so why tailing me?
I only answered the question on her behalf... grin grin cheesy
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by yorhmienerd(m): 6:33pm On Nov 03, 2016
missuniverse:
Bibi, so this Ghanaian babes think of Nigerian ladies as havoc wreckers...
Hmmm, tnx for that eye opener


May d elasticity of ur inspiration neva get exhausted
Not that they are even better than us sef undecided
Ghanians and Blackness are 5&6

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