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I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by yungstarry: 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2016
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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
It's only a problem if he's poor. My boyfriend used to bedwet and I never left him because he was loaded in cash..

Just make money and all will be fine.

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Nobody: 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
Looool. Its actually a good punishment weapon for stingy guys. Just have them give you head and blast the thing in their face....

The person who disvirgined you really endured o. He must have worn a noseguard

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Nobody: 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:
It's only a problem if he's poor. My boyfriend used to bedwet and I never left him because he was loaded in cash..

Just make money and all will be fine.
You call this a solution to a problem?
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by freesinzu(m): 6:30pm On Nov 12, 2016
Wow shocked
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:32pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

You call this a solution to a problem?


Ordinary mess? How is that a problem? I no understand o. Leprosy is not even an issue so far as there's money

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by tyav7: 6:34pm On Nov 12, 2016
This is really serious o. The Lord is your strength
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Nobody: 6:37pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:



Ordinary mess? How is that a problem? I no understand o. Leprosy is not even an issue so far as there's money
Tuale for your thinking pattern o
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:38pm On Nov 12, 2016
I just read the gist and na woman dey mess for the story... Girl you dull! If I were you, I will insist on no sex till they put the ring on it and after the wedding you can mess as you like.




Very simple thing cheesy

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 6:39pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

Tuale for your thinking pattern o

Just give me money and I'm ok with anything and everything

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Nobody: 6:45pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:


Just give me money and I'm ok with anything and everything
OK I know one leprous millionaire but u must give him blowjobb first o. Can you?
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Julietcutie(f): 6:54pm On Nov 12, 2016
really serious... am sorry about that but maybe try controlling your self... whenever your having sex and you feel the urge come try tightening your anal muscles... you can also visit another hospital or maybe you have too much gas in your tummy avoid soft drinks and eat less beans.... then keep your cookie for after your wedding
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by naijaboiy: 7:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
So sad undecided
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Nobody: 7:07pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:
It's only a problem if he's poor. My boyfriend used to bedwet and I never left him because he was loaded in cash..

Just make money and all will be fine.
cool tuale

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by windeal: 7:19pm On Nov 12, 2016
None of my business if he like let him poo

Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by CheedyJ(m): 7:58pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:
It's only a problem if he's poor. My boyfriend used to bedwet and I never left him because he was loaded in cash..

Just make money and all will be fine.
must u display ur poverty stricken life in public? Anywez, no insults intended.... But dis ur mentality sha
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:05pm On Nov 12, 2016
CheedyJ:
must u display ur poverty stricken life in public? Anywez, no insults intended.... But dis ur mentality sha


Insults? None taken Son... are you saying you can't compromise because of money? I can do far the pay is good..
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:12pm On Nov 12, 2016
OBTSubtle:
cool tuale


Thanks wink

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Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by kilode100(f): 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:

OK I know one leprous millionaire but u must give him blowjobb first o. Can you?

Leprosy and blowjjob don't go together... How can you be leprosed and seek for bj grin cheesy I can screw him fully dressed with leather and his dick had better be wearing a really strong latex... with all these, everything should go very well. Abi how you see am?
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by imperialQueen(f): 9:19pm On Nov 12, 2016
chisos!!!... someone said "ordinary mess"...


bhahahahahahaha....lwkm*its not ordinary my dear*
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by CheedyJ(m): 11:35pm On Nov 12, 2016
kilode100:



Insults? None taken Son... are you saying you can't compromise because of money? I can do far the pay is good..
Well, 2b frank I can but this is quite much 2deal with & am sure u can't either...it looks & sound not much a big deal but get involved den u wud know it ain't easy to cope with.....na me be ur son abi, funi u
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by chomytex(f): 11:44pm On Nov 12, 2016
shocked odikwa very serious
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by Jaynom(m): 1:32am On Nov 13, 2016
You farted in his face? Lmao there's no coming back from that one. My konji go just die.
Just find PLASTER or sellotape and Seal your Butt-hole before any sexual activity
Re: I Fart Everytime I Have S*x And Now I Want To Marry. .pls Help Me by NaijaElba(m): 2:23am On Nov 13, 2016
kilode100:
I just read the gist and na woman dey mess for the story... Girl you dull! If I were you, I will insist on no sex till they put the ring on it and after the wedding you can mess as you like.




Very simple thing cheesy


Guys are fucking wiser than this crap of advise u gave here.. SHE will have to wait till Jesus comes before she gets married.

No sex before marriage in this recession.... you are very funny.

That is what most guys use to cure and free themselves from so many things.

Better wise up!

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