*^yawns*

bros, girls are too complex, u can never understand them

this ur theory can only be 0.00000000000000000001% right.

God mother why're you yawning ? Those words were . . .
. . . Touching
unfortunately you'll find below some of the things I've heard from my own relationships.

* "So what if an uncle take always takes me out for dinner ?"
* "you're a disappointment, see how your nose is growing as you speak "
* "hopeless boy, keep flashing me eh. You'll tell me if i look like a camera to you"

@ , i'm just kidding with you, nice post you placed there. Such a breath of fresh air.

yes, u said it right, I wish the man i love will read this.

all these small young boys

reminds me of secondary school.

so sweet

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
abi.

Lies and terrible lies.

I wonder where you got that from.

hmm perhaps diz joke myt help u, an egyptian found a kettle by d sea side n rubs it, a jini escapes n 4m it, hugs d guy, thanks him 4 freein him afta thousands of years n asks him to make jus 1 wish, guy says 'oh i'v alwayz wantd a beautiful brigde to link egypt wiv london n dts my wish', jini is alarmed 'ahh! Think of all d ocean, d stress, workmanship, feasibility, oh pls another wish', guy sayz 'ok deres another thing, my gurlfriend i want2 undastnd her, i wana kno what makes her laugh, cry, tickle, get attractd,her likes, dislikes, moodswings n evrythn bou her', jini sighs n sayz 'ok bak 2 d first wish how wide shuld ur bridge be n wen do we gt startd'~~diz shud prolly b in d jokes sect buh i hope it tels u dt u canneva undastnd a gurl, n dn't even try2

Rubbish. . .!

I have to disagree with you guys on that "girls can't be understood" crap. Have you ever wondered why back in school there were certain boys in the class who the girls were always willing to confide in ?

You have to let it into your thick skulls that you don't know all and are willing to learn somethings and (the hard part) listen to criticism without fighting. When you adopt that mindset i assure you you're 50% there.

how i wish more of this would be posted, may be together, we can understand the entity called "girls".

did u get these notes from my man

Poster, how old are you?

From experience, I have learnt to only listen to these lines , I prefer to consider the little details in their actions. Guy, dont be deceived.

patwhizkid:

Rubbish. . .!

Absolutely Rubbish!!!!!!

These are the kinds of posts you get when a rural boy gets access to the internet, they think they are the first one to discover a poem from a romance website or a foward email and they post it with all excitement they can. (sorry for being this hard,, realy)


Mr geolabious, not that your post is bad, just that it has been around for a while, and when i say a while, i mean it has been on the internet for the last 5years or so.

Copy and paste

Yawn. . .what's new?

lol. . .

Ok but dis does not apply 2 all gurls ooo. . .

Poster, for me, you are absolutely right because that is exactly me

Totally me

its just a bit of harmless fun, dnt think anyone takes those things seriously, but really the first time u see stuff like this, it cool, but when uve seen it the nth time, it get a weeeee bit borrrrrrringggggggggggggggg, no smiley 4 boring or duh so will do 4 now
a gal can say she loves u and cant live without u but b shagginnnnn ur best friend behind ur effing bck
two sides to a coin

Vivaladiva!

Eyah:

yes, u said it right, I wish the man i love will read this.

confuse the hell out of him all your know he is a mugu specimen

The poster must be confused, have little or no idea about women, Guy have u suffered from heartbreak b4? if yes u are mor than silly. if no then shut up u no not what u write.

mbola:

Poster, how old are you?

very good question, shown no experience in life.

chykason, i no lie now, ka che walahi

U be koko mistress ooooo. . .

koko mistress. , i hope thats a compliment, evn if it isnt, nothing spoil

U r 2 str8. Compliment always

again thank u pls, hope u have found ur laps of sofa or sofa of laps