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You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 2:45pm On Nov 16, 2016
Just found this on www.palmchatnow.com and it cracked me up.. LOL

Can a Man ever do a wrong Transaction with
God?

My friend invited me to his church
for a thanksgiving service, and I sat
at the front row.
When it was time for offering, the
offering basket was passed around.
Despite the Pastor's charge for good
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as
usual N20.00 from my pocket and dropped it
inside d offering basket . Just then the man
behind me tapped me
on the shoulder and handed me 3 notes of 1000.
I smiled, sow generous. Then majestically, I
looked around and called back d usher and put
the 3k in the basket and passed it on. Then I
turned and thanked the man seriously for being
so generous. He
replied "don't mention my dear'' be more
careful next time, d money fell from your
pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!?......."
"Usher please wait, it is a wrong transaction!!!!
!!!!."
Culled from www.palmchatnow.com grin tongue cheesy

Re: You Cannot Fool God by superstarDikk(m): 3:28pm On Nov 16, 2016
LOL.
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Thepasserby(m): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2016
bad market.
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 6:24pm On Nov 16, 2016
Thepasserby:
bad market.
LOL... I know you would have called the ursher back.. . If it was you cheesy
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Thepasserby(m): 8:20pm On Nov 16, 2016
Choise:
LOL... I know you would have called the ursher back.. . If it was you cheesy

me? me way innocent pass Mr. Innocent?
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 9:53pm On Nov 16, 2016
Thepasserby:


me? me way innocent pass Mr. Innocent?
I laugh bad laugh... . Hihohohohkikiki grin ... Indeed undecided
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choiszman(m): 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2016
Lmao!!! grin cheesy
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 4:39pm On Nov 17, 2016
wink cheesy grin
Choiszman:
Lmao!!! grin cheesy
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choiszman(m): 6:28pm On Nov 17, 2016
All of you that engage in this had better stop now oo grin
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 2:41pm On Nov 18, 2016
abi oooo
Choiszman:
All of you that engage in this had better stop now oo grin
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choiszman(m): 4:22pm On Nov 21, 2016
nice one tho
Re: You Cannot Fool God by Choise(f): 1:47pm On Nov 22, 2016
thanks
Choiszman:
nice one tho

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