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Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Olusharp(m): 6:54am On Nov 20, 2016
As we all know Christmas is around the corner but the issue is " will 2016 Christmas be the same as that of 2015? " from the look of things I bring to you things that might happen this Christmas season.


1. The demand of food will further increase therefore causing a great increase in price, commodity foods like rice will be so exorbitant. Reason for this? as at now the price of food his hitting hard on the income and will even hit harder during festive period. so expect more of "Jollof beans", "Jollof garri" and the likes.


2. A sharp increase in the price of clothings,it will be so sharp it can cut a finger and spill blood. as we all know Christmas is a period most parent showcase their wealth by buying clothes for their wards guess what there is going to be a difference this year,old clothes will be washed and old shoes polished.


3. High cost of transportation: as at now there have been rumours that there will be a hike in the price of petrol if this should come to reality then expect a increase in price of transportation which means most people are going to stay back in their homes to minimize expenses in few words "no home town travelling"


4. Increase in House rent: if you are the type that lives in rented apartment just be prepared for an increase in House rent especially those that pay yearly. Landlords will want to gain more money.


5. More Chicken will escape death: as funny as it might look like, 2016 will be a blessing to chickens as only a few among them will die while most will live to see 2017. This means expect a sharp increase.


6. use of knock-outs/bangers will minimized because there wouldn't be wasteful spending.


7. More people will depend on MMM,Paradise and other ponzi schemes for this Christmas celebration.


8. Families will do joint cooking. you will hear "Mr Ade let us contribute money to buy one bag of rice then we share it."


9. Any religious place of worship that says it will be giving out food on FOC basis(free of charge) will be full to the brim.


10. And most importantly Nigerians will shout Buhari's name because that is the only thing we are good at,shout,shout and no action.

All the same I wish you a merry Christmas in advance.


Note: pls use 2016 to prepare for 2017..
for now this is the vision I can see.

Source: https://divinequote./2016/11/20/ten-things-that-will-happen-this-christmas/

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by omogidi234(m): 6:59am On Nov 20, 2016
That No 6 is on point. Most times as early as first week of November, you would have been disturbed with Gbosa, Gbosa of knock out. We are approaching December, I haven't heard a single noise of knock out.

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by PlayerMeji: 7:08am On Nov 20, 2016
Art thou a Prophet of Doom?!
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by coolbreezy01: 7:29am On Nov 20, 2016
I just met my neighbour so that we can join money and buy goat not knowing he had already meet with my other neighbour to buy bag of rice

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Omotayor123(f): 7:32am On Nov 20, 2016
So so on point...
@5,6&8. Funny but True grin grin
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by babyfaceafrica: 7:36am On Nov 20, 2016
lol...i concur with no 10
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by marshalcarter: 7:41am On Nov 20, 2016
Lol......mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Olusharp(m): 1:02pm On Nov 20, 2016
omogidi234:
That No 6 is on point. Most times as early as first week of November, you have been disturbed with Gbosa, Gbosa of knock out. We are approaching December, I haven't heard a single noise of knock out.
abi na
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Olusharp(m): 1:02pm On Nov 20, 2016
Omotayor123:
So so on point...
@5,6&8. Funny but True grin grin
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Olusharp(m): 1:03pm On Nov 20, 2016
coolbreezy01:
I just met my neighbour so that we can join money and buy goat not knowing he had already meet with my other neighbour to buy bag of rice
lol...let collaborate na...i wan chop isiewu!
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by pwettiejay(f): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2016
It is well o lipsrsealed
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by schoolhelpng(m): 1:29pm On Nov 20, 2016
people will provide more help to get more help...so I fear some will keep their money because mmm may have a little prob...I guess oooo

cause I don't want prob to happen....
lastly buhari will be curse more in this Christmas so prayer for him to be replace..
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by tammyboy1(m): 1:29pm On Nov 20, 2016
Neighbor: baba this xmas na you oh,i go come chaw for your house oh
Me:

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Dfinex(f): 1:37pm On Nov 20, 2016
that number 4 no correct. which landlord want increase house rent next year for this economy when many people still they owe their rents.

for me I see a reduction as a matter of fact because most people don dey relocate go village go do farming so there will be houses and shops for rent every where.

so the landlord wey want increase rent na better hungry go beat am.

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Nobody: 3:37pm On Nov 20, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Nobody: 4:42pm On Nov 20, 2016
MMM will crash also this coming Xmas grin grin
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Ay04z(m): 7:22pm On Nov 20, 2016
I tank God for bitcoins......join me and be free from financial crisis.
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by DevilsVEGETABLE(m): 7:38pm On Nov 20, 2016
[size=18pt]WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF ....[/size]

Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by Wuminity(f): 7:40pm On Nov 20, 2016
come to think of it, but OP you make sense o, i can easily collaborate with my first neighbour to buy rice, and collaborate with the other neighbour to buy chicken. OP you are mouthed. #christmas don stand, no cause for alarm.
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by afanide: 9:48pm On Nov 20, 2016
Correct....
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by ATEAMS: 2:02am On Nov 21, 2016
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by firstking01(m): 9:07am On Nov 21, 2016
Op you dey think for africagrin
Re: Ten Things That Will Happen This Christmas. by elskillful: 10:10am On Nov 21, 2016
no 6 so true.i neva even see am for market

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