It's good to be informed ooo. That was what saved my black self.
I Jejely went to the Bank to request for a new ATM card . After much ado of filling the forms et al, I was told to sit and wait for it. Alas, it was an instant Card.... In my mind I was like Yuppie!!!.
Few minutes later, I just heard the customer relations Officer asked who is **Phunkyposh** I answered immediately and she was like I should verify my bank Verification Number (BVN). In the process of doing that, I was told my date of birth is not correct with my other accounts . In one word, I can't get my ATM card.
I was heading home in the bad mood oo... That was when this middle aged man approached me asking for Awori Estate at car wash bus stop.(Despite my mood I offered to help) .Those familiar with Egbeda will know there is no such place. I told him I don't know where he was talking about as I don't reside in that environment. The man told me to ask a particular man on his behalf.... I guess he thought the jazz was working as I asked the man. As I was asking, the next thing the man said was I came from Cotonou ,I'm a supplier, I came to see one madam, I have Dollars. As he wanted to dip his hand in his pocket to bring whatever trash he had. I just changed it for him.
I was like I know his type and I'm not interested in his dollars. I walked away talking to the man I asked for the location. That was how the man asked me what tribe I was? Started stories that touches the heart and tickles the butt that he owns a plaza.... Bla... Bla... Baa sheep.
My sixth sense just told me they were together I sharpenly walked out and shouted Barawo.... Ole.....As onlookers were watching he walked briskly and crossed to the other side of the road. The other man too crossed and I saw them together. Before I could say NAIRALAND, they had disappeared.
That's how God saved me ooooo .
Please let's all be careful, Festive season is around the corner Please let's be vigilant and not get get carried away. Help me praise God.
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I just had about #150 o.... That had a wrong Mugu..

You are a very smart guy,only the greedy will succumb to this old tactics of local 419....

Say no to greed and you will never be a victim.

dikeigbo2:
You are a very smart guy,only the greedy will succumb to this old tactics of local 419....

Say no to greed and you will never be a victim.

You can't be successful without greed

wowmenow:


You can't be successful without greed

Ok,more elbow to your grease

If I see fine girl like u, me seff go try my lome jazz....lol

dikeigbo2:
You are a very smart guy,only the greedy will succumb to this old tactics of local 419....

Say no to greed and you will never be a victim.

I am female ooo

yomi007k:


If I see fine girl like u, me seff go try my lome jazz....lol

hmmmmmmmm. Fine girl got brain ooo

Phunkyposh:





Am female ooo

You are a smart sensible gal ,sorry for the mistake dear.

dikeigbo2:





You are a smart sensible gal ,sorry for the mistake dear.

THANKS , I just saw the comments

they picked the wrong maga by coming close to you. Awon oleeee!!!