Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzip my bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped it closed d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl

Ok

Ultimate cycler

its so romantic

2dice01:
its so romantic

lol

berryice:
Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzip my bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped it closed d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl

Madam, your story should be in the crime section.

Thank God you were not robbed!

freesinzu:

Madam, your story should be in the crime section.

ok Tnk u next time

berryice:
ok Tnk u next time

am sure you are in Lagos . you sharp gan !

m happy you were not a loss.
how va, do you still have that #170?

berryice:
Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzip my bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped it closed d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl

Young lady, why duplicate this thread? Why not edit the original one by removing that gbagaun in the topic and the unnecessary details in the body? Do you realize how difficult you make my job?

LordofNairaland:


Young lady, why duplicate this thread? Why not edit the original one by removing that gbagaun in the topic and the unnecessary details in the body? Do you realize how difficult you make my job?

everybody must talk,corrector ude

berryice:
everybody must talk,corrector ude

Watch it, my young lady!!! A child is not beaten on the day he spills palm oil.

berryice:
everybody must talk,corrector ude

Good, you have modified the topic. I might consider making you one of my Queens so you can rule Nairaland with me.

You lucky sha

LordofNairaland:


Good, you have modified the topic. I might consider making you one of my Queens so you can rule Nairaland with me.

awww thank you..but not intrested

berryice:
awww thank you..but not intrested

The Lord of Nairaland will give you till January next year to think about the proposal. I like women like you to sit beside me while I sit in judgment over Nairaland. Don't be in a haste to reply. I am a very patient god. Good night, my lady.

Sister berryice,
nice knowing u're safe, but how daa one take concern Romance nah?

thank your stars.

LordofNairaland:


The Lord of Nairaland will give you till January next year to think about the proposal. I like women like you to sit beside me while I sit in judgment over Nairaland. Don't be in a haste to reply. I am a very patient god. Good night, my lady.

lol,jan is too far...ve thought about it now

royalvalentine19:
am sure you are in Lagos . you sharp gan !

m happy you were not a loss.
how va, do you still have that #170?

it happened in waff city,yea Tnk God I was smart...lol no I gave d driver d 100 nd collected d 70#

Greenbullet:
thank your stars.

off cos am thanking my stars

CorGier:
Sister berryice,
nice knowing u're safe, but how daa one take concern Romance nah?

tanx bro corgier,am a romance member lol

berryice:
tanx bro corgier,am a romance member lol

I hear you.
BTW, remember to go for Thanksgiving on Sunday.

berryice:
it happened in waff city,yea Tnk God I was smart...lol no I gave d driver d 100 nd collected d 70#

why na, you fall my hands madam. happy new month btw

berryice:
Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzip my bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped it closed d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl

we thank God to bring you safely back home and share your story with us.

He neva too late. You can write your represdntative and senator both and ssk they vote the jungle justice bill down.

this ur writeup nawa oo.....the way u wrote this ur story ehn one will even think you are thief

berryice:
tanx bro corgier,am a romance member lol

My Queen, hope you are still considering my royal proposal? Don't rush to say no.

LordofNairaland:


Watch it, my young lady!!! A child is not beaten on the day he spills palm oil.

lmao. when dem go come beat am?

DeLioncourt:


lmao. when dem go come beat am?

He will be thrashed on the day he spills inferior palm oil (that is, on the day he commits the same offense for the 2nd or 3rd time.

dingbang:
Ultimate cycler

How ultimate cycler take relate to this almost got robbed story?

LordofNairaland:


My Queen, hope you are still considering my royal proposal? Don't rush to say no.

lol,NO

And you didn't elbow the Thief