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[size=14pt]Don't you have a wife or girlfriend you can lavish this attention on?[/size]

Beaf, Beaf, Beaf. Wetin!!!
I NO BE BABE O!!! I beg you, I am a man some way above 6ft tall, I grow a beard and have a deep voice.

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where do you live

They say that the love of a man is deeper and stronger when he falls for his fellow man.

Could this be the situation with Becomrich and Beaf?

nuzo:

They say that the love of a man is deeper and stronger when he falls for his fellow man.

Could this be the situation with Becomrich and Beaf?

God forbid 7 times! Tufia kwa! Olorun ma je!

Beaf:

God forbid 7 times! Tufia kwa! Olorun ma je!

Well, the same "god" allows things like this to happen so that his name might be glorified at the end of the day. They say he works in mysterious ways.

So, keep an open mind cos Becomrich is likely to woo you till you except.

nuzo:

Well, the same "god" allows things like this to happen so that his name might be glorified at the end of the day. They say he works in mysterious ways.

So, keep an open mind cos Becomrich is likely to woo you till you except.

Me? My mind is as locked as CIA vault . I can give Sjeezy to Becomerich sha.

becomrich,:

where do you live

This guy is funny

Beaf:

Me? My mind is as locked as CIA vault . I can give Sjeezy to Becomerich sha.

Sjeezy is fat and Yoruba. . . . hence too easy for complove aka southunity.
News has it that he prefers short and stubborn guys from Niger Delta.

nuzo:

Sjeezy is fat and Yoruba. . . . hence too easy for complove aka southunity.
News has it that he prefers short and stubborn guys from Niger Delta.

Thank God! So I can get wily wily to blow his arse off once and for all!

Beaf:

Thank God! So I can get wily wily to blow his arse off once and for all!

Complove has made it clear that he prefers you.
Willywilly will not make a good manwife; he will nag tayo4lyf to death.

Beaf:

[size=14pt]Don't you have a wife or girlfriend you can lavish this attention on?[/size]

Beaf, Beaf, Beaf. Wetin!!!
I NO BE BABE O!!! I beg you, I am a man some way above 6ft tall, I grow a beard and have a deep voice.

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ROFLMAO KILLER ANSWER

nuzo:

Complove has made it clear that he prefers you.
Willywilly will not make a good manwife; he will nag tayo4lyf to death.

. . .Ehn? Anyways, I have now bought an air ticket to China for Bashali Eguofor; better prepare, he will waylay you on the road to Guangzhou!

Beaf:

. . .Ehn? Anyways, I have now bought an air ticket to China for Bashali Eguofor; better prepare, he will waylay you on the road to Guangzhou!

I am half Niger Deltan and full time Igbo boy. . . . you can imagine the irritation and disgust on southunity/chuck odili's face if he notices the Igbo part.
I will also use my connections in the Chinese police/immigrations to stop him from entering China.

nuzo:

I am half Niger Deltan and full time Igbo boy. . . . you can imagine the irritation and disgust on southunity/chuck odili's face if he notices the Igbo part.
I will also use my connections in the Chinese police/immigrations to stop him from entering China.

Eguofor's got tricks

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

lol!

This is an ominous development, because when a determined and COMMITTED man like Becomrich gets Hot, NO living creature is safe from summary impalement.

Beaf, If I were you, I would carry a few extra ammo clips for my personal protection handgun, at least until the burning passion of Becomerich has subsided, or until he has been securely shackled and escorted into safe protective custody.

man who said u cant find true love on nairaland

The becomerich of a guy na really funny guy, People like him makes a country complete.

Jakumo:

This is an ominous development, because when a determined and COMMITTED man like Becomrich gets Hot, NO living creature is safe from summary impalement.

@Beaf,

Do you really think there is a way out for you on this one? Just wait there until he uses google maps to trace you to wherever you go.

@Becomerich,

Trust me if you come down to Nigeria you will dust all these comedians we have here because ya own no get part 2.

@ Beaf

Please accept my sympathy. With Becomrich after you, you need it. he is watching you from Canada on Google maps.

I understand he has already made arrangement for formal introductions when he comes in for Christmas. Is it true?

Dem say na Seun go collect the delegation from Benin Republic. You know your guy does not believe in half m,easures

Well it sounds like the stage is set, but reports that Beaf has fled into hiding must first be confirmed before the next course of action can be formally reccommended to Becomerich, to further his quest.

What is a village without the town-square idiot?

And Beaf you better not waste that logon your new best friend created for you o!!!!

But on a more serious note! There is something unique about BECOMRICH. He doesnt insult nor bash people like others. He only MAPS AND BENIN REPUBLIC people. I think he is presently interested in mapping BEAF to the Republic of No return!

photocopy no easy. who can beat the Oba of mapomeji. The new born king.

BEAKING NEWS!!!

beaf was finally tracked down along Seme border by becomerich via a sophisticated aerial mapomeji device.
Efforts are still being made to establish a communication channel between Lord Mapomeji and beaf's rescuers for comments.

Me run?!

I am protected.

Please meet my new dog. It eats maps and is trained to bite the nearest thing anytime I say, "Eguofor", "Complove" or anything that starts with "become. . ."

Beaf,
you can run but you cant hide. . . . not from mapomeji.

Besides, it is not all bad, he will soon become president and you will become first-man-lady.

OMG

Love watin tin, Becomerich + Beaf = SouthUnity

Funniest thread ever

I know Becomerich Mapomeji, not sure about Beaf.