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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by ChukaLupin(m): 6:19pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
I just can't stop laughing |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
ToySoldier2: Stop deceiving people. MMM crashed in South Africa in May and till now people haven't been able to recover their money. 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by tayolove12(m): 6:51pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
I can't laugh oooooooooooh |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by azidomedogo: 6:51pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
LastOkpaBender:who told u it crashed. Let me send u on an errand.Google MMM SA and reply me next year. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Donpizzle(m): 6:55pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
veekid: Like seriously the guy tire me. What does he gain by pushing the negative thread on MMM to first page while the educative thread on MMM rot in investment section. The guy is a nitwit. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
azidomedogo: Are you sure you actually Googled it? See what you get when you do. https://www.naij.com/1077428-how-mmm-owing-may-sa-participants.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1404127218 http://www.tori.ng/news/48305/account-restriction-this-was-how-mmm-crashed-in-so.html You should have followed your own advice. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mujtahida: 7:09pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Nairalanded:I told you to up your comprehension skills you are here acting bullish. In the specific context of the post you copied from Wikipedia coupled with the definition of crash you have again given it is obvious to even a three year old child that MMM has not crashed. Let me help you out. In law a contract can be frustrated by operation of law as in government intervention for example. That is not the same as saying that it has failed when any of the parties fail to perform an obligation under the terms of the contract. You used the word crashed as if left to its own MMM failed which I felt was misleading. Wikipedia never said it crashed. You imposed your own twist on it and went to town feeling smug. Meanwhile it was clear you never read what you posted. I ask you again if a man is killed is that the same as saying he died of Natural causes say sickness for example? Granted he has died but is killed the same as dieing naturally? Think first ooo before you answer, don't run and go and quote something else ooo |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Stanbeto: 7:15pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
MMM for Niger |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sochima1989(m): 7:16pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Mtncardseller:hahahaha na ur bp abi ur brain dey high? u harsh oh but my church is praying for u. MMM Father 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mujtahida: 7:22pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
[quote author=Elxandre post=52019018] Is Mavrodi an ex-convict or not? Tell me why he was jailed for five years.[/quote Did You read me talk about Mavrodi being or not being a convict? See you talking about convict as if innocent people don't get convicted, as if the legal process all over the world is a holy temple. One man's rebel is another man's freedom fighter. And mind you I have not said he is not an ex convict ooo. I am only saying that there are two sides to every story. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sochima1989(m): 7:23pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
emmanuel2015:same way una Photoshop CNN news headlines abi...... 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by LasoulMacuby(m): 7:29pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
veekid:Abeg who ur respect epp? Go Sidon jare |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by HomeOfMe(f): 7:36pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
For those who killed themselves because of the money they lost to the scheme,what if an armed robber had visited them in the middle of the night with the option of choosing between their money and their lives.. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by ibolomo(m): 7:40pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
ToySoldier2:Mister man, go and read about the past of MMM in all countries that it has so far gone to, Starting from Russia (the criminal and convict's country). I almost "invested" my money, but I did some research and discovered that it was one big scam, I now thank God for my decision, as I hate being swindled and making a "419-ner" feel like he is smart, even though whatever money I put in would have been inconsequencial (I don't drop my life savings for anything). Starting from Russia, to Zimbabwe, South Africa, the scheme crashed and many people lost their lives due to it, what made you think that Nigeria would be different? A question you should ask yourself is that, do you think anyone would want to pump money into MMM come January? The panic MMM created with the sudden freeze of the accounts will make everyone want help, and I believe no one will provide such help, so where will they get money to pay to the swarming population of people seeking to withdraw their cash? The only thing they can do is to pay out people themselves (which I seriously doubt they will be willing to do), if they are to restore trust in the scheme. Anyways, I sympathise with all my brothers that will have to celebrate Christmas with nothing, my heart really goes out to you. 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by ibolomo(m): 7:44pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
feodan:No one is maligning anyone here, just that I don't want to hear wails of people who got swindled, or news of "men collapsing in banking halls", or people commiting suicide because of MMM. And yes, MMM will be back, but not in Nigeria, I believe they have moved their (rapidly moving) train to Kenya. 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sarz(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
;DLets conduct a test of faith. If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like." If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share" |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sarz(m): 7:47pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Lets conduct a test of faith. If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like." If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share" |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
MMM people will continue to lie to themselves that what they're doing is right. But none of them can explain how Tola, John, and Samuel each have N100 and they'll 'invest' the money somewhere without doing ANY WORK, and all of a sudden it will grow by 30%. They can't explain. Anyone capable of doing MMM is a criminal. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by happney65: 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
veekid: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha...My Broda don vex ohhh..Wait i no even remember to ask una,How much you lose for MMM?Bros,I go make jest of you hennnnnn,you go hear wennnnnnnnnn..Ahahahahahahahahahahhaa...I don laugh tire for here...Ohh my goodnesss... 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by veekid(m): 8:33pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
happney65:If I lose to MMM, it's their money cos I have my initial money baq at first I was only doing business with em with their money Buh on a more serious key, nairaland is so biased about this MMM of a thing I don't know how you see it but from my own angle it was like seunnn was praying for worse to happen cos the rate at which negative false rumours about MMM are hitting the front-page these days aint appealing kf which there re more educative and intriguing threads behind bars. You can make jest of me; no probes bro; bad Belle is allowed |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by happney65: 8:47pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
veekid: Ahaahahahahahahahaha..MMM is the In thing,So jokes will fly all around town till February sef and beyond..The Poster of this thread is not even Seun,This is just for Laughs so why are you taking it personal bro?No be only una lose money for there naaa...Most threads on MMM was not opened by Seun so why una dey attack Seun?Habbbbbbbaaa...My broda,MMM Master..NEPA MMM...Hehehehehehehehehehehehe 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
No 13 is so freaking funny. lmao. MMM users should take heart. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by fiveas: 9:53pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''. The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys ! Be wise. Copied 4 Likes |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by metrosexual: 9:57pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Why are Nigerians this dumb? MMM's story was carried by CNN, MMM is the 5th most visited website in Nigeria, 9.8 out of 10 adults in Nigerian know about MMM, so with all that you all feel it shouldn't be talked about on a discussion forum like Nairaland? We would keep talking about it till when we want! You all are just in a state of denial and don't wanna be reminded of how you can't sleep at night in anticipation of the reality in January that your invested money is gone!!! And who says MMM participants don't deserve to be laughed at? How can an educated person invest in something which has no source in which your money is being invested, where do you think the 30% comes from? That's a fraudulent system! MMM participants deserve to be laughed at, we rebuke and laugh at petty thieves who are caught, some are even lynched, MMM participants are clear collaborators of a fraudulent scheme, they are fraudsters as well, they deserved to be ridiculed and laughed at! 4 Likes |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by beevalley(m): 10:01pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
metrosexual: See Your UserName. SMH |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Ricky97(m): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
[quote author=gaetano post=52014623]Ugorji mavrodichukwu has eaten their money I took my time to read about MMM yesterday instead of joining a pool of ......... people celeberating the Rumor about the crash of MMM But sadly MMM freezes payment for one month and you're all rejoicing on social media, yet state Government(s) has owed your mother/father 6 month's salary, promotion arrears and even pension, and you've not mused a single word here. Your ignorance can't be described with words, it can only be acted out. I wonder what some people stand to gain by celebrating the Rumored crash of MMM. How does it affect your own personal life if not wickedness of hope to see your fellow human cry and in pains. or how does it affect the GDP of our economy? The main characteristic of successful people is their ability to take risk. And if you don't have that trait it does not mean that you are a lesser human I think most Nigerians are acting like witchcraft in this side of the planet earth.. Guider Ricky |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by nlanded: 10:25pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Mujtahida: The only reason I'm still replying you to this point is because you don't sound as uncouth and crude as other MMM zombies! That said, you still need to be freed from the illusion you are engrossed in about MMM. The Wikipedia link about MMM Zimbabwe stated this and I quote: "This made some participants let their funds remain in the program while others withdrew their funds to suffer an 80% loss of their money "invested". [16] This affected 66,000 Zimbabweans and caused some economic instability." Isn't that a collapse in the system? If you deposit N100,000 in a bank and the bank later tells you that they can only pay you N20,000 and that you must let go of N80,000 would you smile about that? Isn't that clear fraud? And this was done to all MMM participants in Zimbabwe who wanted to withdraw and you are still finding excuses to justify MMM. Wasn't the deal that they would pay investors 130% ROI? Doesn't that clearly show a breach of "contract" and fraud? I don't blame Nigerians like you guys, your avarice nature led you all to MMM and you guys can't seem to accept reality that you all engaged in a fraudulent scheme which was destined to collapse, and yet, you all call yourselves devoted christians and muslims, what a pity! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by jzee4sure: 10:49pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
ibolomo:Dont be stupid, what is your business about mmm. |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by InvertedHammer: 1:01am On Dec 18, 2016 |
feodan: Why are you gamblers hell-bent on redefining MMM? Mavrodi himself used the terms "scheme" and "pyramid" to describe MMM. He is even kind enough to issue disclaimers and warnings: Below is an excerpt from MMM Global's website clearly written on the first page. WARNING! There are no guarantees and promises! Neither explicit nor implicit. There are neither investments nor business! Participants help each other, sending each other money directly and without intermediaries. That’s all! There's nothing more. There are no securities transactions, no relationship with the professional participants of the securities market; you do not acquire any securities. (Do you need them? :-)) There are no rules. In principle! The only rule is no rules. At all! Even if you follow all of the instructions, you still may "lose". "Win" might not be paid. Without any reasons or explanations. And in general, you can lose all your money. Always remember about this and participate only with spare money. Or do not participate at all! Amen. :-)) Citizens of Russia, Kazakhstan and Belarus are not allowed to participate in MMM. Source: http://mmmglobal.org/warning/ / 2 Likes |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Judgesledge(m): 1:20am On Dec 18, 2016 |
feodan:you call participating in MMM to taking a good business risk, it's more like the risk taking of a lazy and unimaginative mind 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by vykta: 6:31am On Dec 18, 2016 |
The Wise have made their MMM Money and Left... Join me as we laugh the foolish still PHing and GHing 1 Like |
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nobody: 7:55am On Dec 18, 2016 |
Even the founder knows it's a risky venture.. Some people are here shouting "we are helping ourselves" Una never chee chomeching. For the ignoramus saying Seun hasn't done anything. I'd like to mention that I got two jobs from people I met on this forum. I'd rather be taught how to fish than giving me fish. The forum has a lot for us to learn. 1 Like |
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