UNITED BANK OF AFRICA JUST CRASHED !!!

Fellow Mavrodians and non Mavrodians, This is to bring to your notice that one of The most popular bank in Nigeria, UBA just crashed. 
Today being the 22nd of Decmember 2016, the banking hall was filled up with customers so much that the cooling system could not perform effectively so the entire bank was stuffy and filled with awful odour, again having being shocked and perplexed by the enormous crowd i was then again shocked when i noticed that the bankers have secretly removed all withdrawals slips from slip and teller racks, i had to meet up with one of the bankers to provide me a slip  ,after filling in my required amount, I was suprised when the cashier whom i handed my withdrawer slip told me that i will have to wait for some hours as there is no money to pay customers. At this point i made some noise and so the manager's attentions drawn, He pleaded I re-write my withdrawer slip for less than i requested and go for 50k. I told them right there that if it were MMM you guys will be begin to spread false news that MMM has crashed. 

I then asked asked the manager can we now say that UBA has crashed? cos you have frozen my withdrawal till God knows when.

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UNITED BANK OF AFRICA JUST CRASHED !!!

Fellow Mavrodians and non Mavrodians, This is to bring to your notice that one of The most popular bank in Nigeria, UBA just crashed. 
Today being the 22nd of Decmember 2016, the banking hall was filled up with customers so much that the cooling system could not perform effectively so the entire bank was stuffy and filled with awful odour, again having being shocked and perplexed by the enormous crowd i was then again shocked when i noticed that the bankers have secretly removed all withdrawals slips from slip and teller racks, i had to meet up with one of the bankers to provide me a slip  ,after filling in my required amount, I was suprised when the cashier whom i handed my withdrawer slip told me that i will have to wait for some hours as there is no money to pay customers. At this point i made some noise and so the manager's attentions drawn, He pleaded I re-write my withdrawer slip for less than i requested and go for 50k. I told them right there that if it were MMM you guys will be begin to spread false news that MMM has crashed. 

I then asked asked the manager can we now say that UBA has crashed? cos you have frozen my withdrawal till God knows when.

Since tuesday UBA has been acting funny.

I heard CBN stopped releasing money to banks since Monday, Buhari is pained at our celebration of Christmas, but God pass am.
The unholy tri... (1) Buhari (2) Kemi (3) Emefiele.