Dear future wife,
i'm sure you must have been following keenly how people fantansize about their dream wedding, along with the bombardment of the social media with pre-wedding photos and show of affection


ehh... Know that my case is different sha. I won't have strength to do the following:

1) going to a crowded shopping mall to propose in front of the mall. I'm an introvert o. Saying it after 'our second round' should do (biko)

2) i can't be cramming long text book of the words to use when the time comes. E fit hook. Besides, book i read for school too many for my head to accommodate more things

3) i can't be doing like small pikin talking about our journey from childhood to the present time on social media. It will finish my data o. Besides money gat to be made

4) don't expect me after spending enof for wedding plans, to be doing photo shoot for pre-wedding pics up and down. The country hard o. Some will wear agbada, wear suit, enter garden, climb olumo etc. Shuooo

5) add more guys

You never told us mamagee is your future wife. Only a clown will put up with this

Alondra:
You never told us mamagee is your future wife. Only a clown will put up with this

Cold just catch me now

Twaci:
Cold just catch me now

sorry

Alondra:
You never told us mamagee is your future wife. Only a clown will put up with this

hian! So my own alondra has joined the bandwagon feelings should do na.

Let me add self... I don't have six packs (i don't plan having. The last time out in a gym went ugly. Hand swell up and i just started eaten and sleeping anyhow)

no beard gang (my papa nor transfer give me) and no fancy hair style (low cut things coz am a role model)

so wer do i stand??

redbeans:
hian! So my own has joined the bandwagon feelings should do na.

Let me add self... I don't have six packs (i don't plan having. The last time out in a gym went ugly. Hand swell up and i just started eaten and sleeping anyhow)

no beard gang (my papa nor transfer give me) and no fancy hair style (low cut things coz am a role model)

so wer do i stand??

you stand on the floor, a guess work tho

dont expect me to sing praise and worship you while u bring ur damaged ,excavated pussyy for me ,,, i need a virginized wife.

drmikeadams:
dont expect me to sing praise and worship you while u bring ur damaged ,excavated pussyy for me ,,, i need a virginized wife.

bros bros. If d MODS catch u..

Gothblackgal shey u like it simple. D african way

Alondra:
You never told us mamagee is your future wife. Only a clown will put up with this

haba, that was harsh...

dacblogger:

haba, that was harsh...

was it?

redbeans:
bros bros. If d MODS catch u..

mods na dead person name

redbeans:
Gothblackgal shey u like it simple. D african way

Never knew someone even knows me. Telemundo and Televista has ruined the female psyche, I love a "screen" proposal, but you know publicity has its disad....

Twaci:
Cold just catch me now

hohoho (laffin in taiwan) dat pics though...

Gothblackgal:




Never knew someone even knows me. Telemundo and Televista has ruined the female psyche, I love a "screen" proposal, but you know publicity has its disad....

hmmm... K den. *throws away secret proposal ring.. Walks out distraught*

redbeans:
hmmm... K den. *throws away secret proposal ring.. Walks out distraught*

Hahaha, don't throw it na

Emm.. The search goes on. I think colik won't disappoint me. She is an epitome of a simple lady. (inner thought - i only have to contend with her mood swing)

redbeans:
Emm.. The search goes on. I think colik won't disappoint me. She is an epitome of a simple lady. (inner thought - i only have to contend with her mood swing)

Really?

Alondra:
you stand on the floor, a guess work tho

hian!

colik:

Really?

drmikeadams:
mods na dead person name

dacblogger:
haba, that was harsh...

leave them. The truth is bitter