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Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by walakolobo: 9:12pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
This week, the story broke out about a man who had been in Britain for over 30 years marrying his daughter so her family can live in Britain. He is not the only one who had taken this bizarre step to have a stay in the west- most of the people here has done worse, please share, share and share so we can laugh or learn. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by dreeldee: 10:07pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
You don't have to start a thread if you're bored, you should be able to take a walk to the park just around the corner. Yo're gradually losing it with your war on the Nigerian diaspora. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by whiteroses(f): 10:19pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
dreeldee:parrr |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by TippyTop(m): 10:28pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
Hahaha I remember a friend told me he knew someone who "married" his sister and when immigration visited their house they observed they didn't show any feelings. Immigration noticed there was no romantic stare etc between the couples. When confronted by this observation he sent his tongue down his sister's throat to show they were legit. Nigerians would f*ck their daughters for visa. Shame on us. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by walakolobo: 10:57pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
dreeldee: Why not wipe your smelly butt hole with sand paper if you feel so? |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by bawomolo(m): 11:05pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
A supposedly rich well off guy should have a better way to waste his time. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by WilyWily: 11:06pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
Tippy Top:Nay Yoruba Style |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by dreeldee: 11:10pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
walakolobo:Here goes your answer retard! bawomolo: |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by MrCrackles(m): 11:17pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
walakolobo:Senseless nonentity. . . You are becoming a nuisance on the forum with your daft "diasporic" infused threads!! Sick fuc.k |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by SEFAGO(m): 4:09am On Nov 20, 2009 |
So their was this girl who made passports and she had a nigerian guy fetish, let me let you finish the rest |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by r231(m): 4:23am On Nov 20, 2009 |
SEFAGO: good answer |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by walakolobo: 4:57am On Nov 20, 2009 |
MrCrackles: You are already sounding like a broken record, moda foking elephant. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by walakolobo: 5:00am On Nov 20, 2009 |
bawomolo: 24 year old South Holland nincompoop. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by Kobojunkie: 5:07am On Nov 20, 2009 |
bawomolo: Roflmao!!! |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by walakolobo: 5:21am On Nov 20, 2009 |
Someone said - kobo kobo is realy hard to spend, even for a junkie- |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by ogajim(m): 1:29pm On Nov 20, 2009 |
Some will claim to have "investments in Nigeria" (unverifiable 'income')while crashing in one of their baby mama's crib in Peckham or east London |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by semid4lyfe(m): 5:20pm On Nov 20, 2009 |
Kai!See yabis. Laugh wan kill me die. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by waleski(m): 10:43pm On Nov 20, 2009 |
@ogajim abeg calm down no finish am . |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by TippyTop(m): 11:38am On Nov 21, 2009 |
Nigerians would suck a monkey's d*ck if it meant they can remain abroad. Why all these suffering? |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by whiteroses(f): 2:28am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Tippy Top:eww how does your mind work like that, thats unthinkable |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by Fhemmmy: 2:31am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Left Nigeria with my papers, so never did anything. But i have seen so much, from guys pretending to be gays to people lying that they will be circumcised if they go back to Nigeria, even at the age of 30 years. |
Re: Bizarre Things You Did To Get A Stay In The Diaspora - We Want To Laugh/learn! by Nobody: 3:20am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Fhemmmy: LMAO! |
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