1. When you say "Mummy, i am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself!
2. When yu ask her where yu should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head.
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedd.
4. When you say "Mummy, i have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when yu press phone every night.
5. When yu say Mummy i took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took first has two heads abii??
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you.
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??.
10. When she tells you, if i hear peeem, you will hear weeen.
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper.
12. When she tells you, i didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!!
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed from you and she tells yu, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?
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Mother's are the best...I wonder what we will remember all these our makeup dolls of nowadays for over sabi housewife call her husband daddy.

This is just too funny for words!! You forgot to add this bit:

15. When you do something wrong, and she calls your name 3 times, and still proceeds to ask: "How many times did I call you?" It is a sign that some kind of huge punishment is about to be unleashed, so you had better look for a way to escape!

laudate:
This is just too funny for words!! You forgot to add this bit:

15. When you do something wrong, and she calls your name 3 times, and still proceeds to ask: "How many times did I call you?" It is a sign that some kind of huge punishment is about to be unleashed, so you had better look for a way to escape!

lolz! na true oooo