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See How I Lost Money & Séx by VaginaTerrorist(m): 11:46pm On Jan 04, 2017
went to visit this chick. She walked me down the road. Then I sat on okada while hearing some silly rumble from my belly. So, after some few gallops the shìt just came out the boxer in this dry season no bush.
So I told the okadaman to park! And ran straight to a gutter with stagnant dirty water to discharge the useless shit Only for the Okada man to disapear with the little bag i gave him to hold during the confusion.

1. Lost money
2. Did not get séx from dat chick upon all effort.
3. People were just looking like eyaa sorry.

After enjoying the fuçken shìt, I walked to the source of that stangnant water which is a car wash and got asstance.

Well, whenever I am driving on the road, I'll be on the look out for the okadaman and his tribal marks and upload the beating he would receive on youtube.

Thank you.

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Re: See How I Lost Money & Séx by casttlebarbz(m): 11:48pm On Jan 04, 2017
heya...
Re: See How I Lost Money & Séx by Nobody: 12:32am On Jan 05, 2017
grin


Naso baba...
Re: See How I Lost Money & Séx by dacblogger: 12:45am On Jan 05, 2017
lolz, pple no get shame cry
Re: See How I Lost Money & Séx by mengho(m): 12:54am On Jan 05, 2017
You are Bery naive, Never trust anybody except family.
By the way sorry, hope u find the thief
Re: See How I Lost Money & Séx by Nobody: 7:58am On Jan 05, 2017

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