The Most Theatrical Battle Of All Time has just been exhumed. . .

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You push D12 to the side to sign Voltron 5
If Proof was alive, he would be dying inside
You ain't no hip-hop messiah,
You a bitch 'cos you dissed Mariah,
Shit like that's supposed to be private
I'ma fry you on behalf of Mariah and Michael,
Put you back on them drugs, make you suicidal
You can't shut the record down, nigga it's viral
When you use the word nigga, just remember your idols. . . .

Devil in a red dress on MTV,
You signed more black people than a basketball team. . . . .
What you trying to say subconsciously?
You can't rock the beat like me
Consciously you know i rock you to sleep
Slim Shady you a coward because you scared to rap with me,
The only black man you respect is 50
And the greatest rapper of all time was dead right, but you're dead wrong
You shouldn't have even been on that song

I remember the first time we met, i ain't even liked you
Walking around my video set like you was in high school
It must excite you seeing black people being tribal
That's why Doctor Dre signed you
I bet you right now you got a big rotten Rosenberg beside you
Trying to be just like your father. . . .inside you
The Stan android fanboys need to kill that noise
I know what you thinking: Kill that boy!!

Renegade Schmenegade you pink like lemonade
I've been better than you before Genesis was made
You ain't better than Black Thought
You ain't better than Mos Def
You ain't better than Canibus. . . . . .Professor Griff-Hotep?
So Renegade Schmenegade you pink like lemonade
I penetrate through Hailey's Comet with metal blades
Yeah, you and i both know why i'm saying this
I hope Whoo-Kid get fired for playing this!

What!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is bloody war!!!!!!!!!!!! Eminem is just gonna say Canibus is another failed rapper mad at him for being unsuccessful.

DZK is one rapper i dig for his battles.He is one of the maddest netcees i've ever known.I stopped listening to him for his blasphemies but Eminem will need Iron Solomon or another battle Lord to stand a chance.

kaydee:

What!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is bloody war!!!!!!!!!!!! Eminem is just gonna say Canibus is another failed rapper mad at him for being unsuccessful.

DZK is one rapper i dig for his battles.He is one of the maddest netcees i've ever known.I stopped listening to him for his blasphemies but Eminem will need Iron Solomon or another battle Lord to stand a chance.

I cannot wait for Eminem's reply.
His daughter's name was mentioned so i expect a military-grade punchlines in his reply.
This is what i am talking about. . . . .Not Jigga/Alicia Keys doing the Indian dance on TV.

This is gonna be fun.

As long as they keep the beef in the studio and not take it to the streetz.

All the top rappers now seem to be on one page, kinda dulls the competition. Imagine Jigga, Wayne, Kanye and TI all on one song A little bit of adversity will add a new dimension to the game. Still, hope they keep it all in the studio!!!!

Eminem should better reply Canibus this time around and take it mainstream like Nas/Jigga did in 2001/2.

Eminem will successfully resurrect Biz' dead career and even help Dzk get into the mainstream.

Remember when i started a thread on punchlines,i posted some of Dzk's punches there.He got them lots but i trust Eminem to re-create his Infinite personality and dish out those witty lines that got him to the top. This is gonna be beyond some Jay-Z & Nas ish, Behold lyricism!!!

kaydee:

Eminem will successfully resurrect Biz' dead career and even help Dzk get into the mainstream.

Remember when i started a thread on punchlines,i posted some of Dzk's punches there.He got them lots but i trust Eminem to re-create his Infinite personality and dish out those witty lines that got him to the top. This is gonna be beyond some Jay-Z & Nas ish, Behold lyricism!!!

Hahahahaha. . . . . . . .I have been waiting for this battle for ages.
Eminem will REPLY and Canibus will come back for him with 1000 bars.

Both cats have lyrical FITNESS to last the distance so this is going to be so much fun.

I'm not a fan of all that long ish but Canibus will make each bar worth it and Eminem will drop a few bars with a whole lot of humour.That's what Dzk's got in common with Eminem and that's what gives the Duo of Biz and Dzk an edge but with Royce or another rapper,this will be word war iii

kaydee:

I'm not a fan of all that long ish but Canibus will make each bar worth it and Eminem will drop a few bars with a whole lot of humour.That's what Dzk's got in common with Eminem and that's what gives the Duo of Biz and Dzk an edge but with Royce or another rapper,this will be word war iii

It is lyrical FITNESS and i love those long ish.
Poet Laureate Infinity makes ma heart go thump thump each time i listen to it.
11 minutes of Scientific lyrics is BLISS.

Mehn Its getting HOTTER in here,

Why do i get the feelin' Sauron set up this Canibus-Eminem sling attack
You a promoter now?

@ kaydee please dont pre-empt what Em's gonna respond with cos when he eventually does all ya'll say is i told you so and perhaps fail to see the wit and dexterity he's done it with.

@sauron, abeg they've been at it before jare. Didnt last long then though. Never fail to laugh when i hear that Can-i-bitch track.

Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline,
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!

And whats up with the white boy black man thing, thats shit's played out and Em's eaten it all up. FFS thats what got him into the finals in the first place. Biz shld know there will be no respond if em puts an appropriate retort to that one. It'll just be the white boys beats yet another black man in the black man's game.

You know the sad thing is if Em chooses not to respond the legions of jiggamaniacs who think Jay is a big man for not responding will say Em is a bitch for not responding. But anyways Biz has put in the universally known trgger factor: evrybody knows you dont mention Hailey.

Am I the Only One Who think 'Can-I-Bitch' Lyrics were Racist? I'm not feeling this! + the Hailey line is a lil bit Over the Edge, Did Eminem f.uck his Wife? Bis' is just furious over nothing.

aieromon:

Why do i get the feelin' Sauron set up this Canibus-Eminem sling attack
You a promoter now?

eminem is a pussi like his stan sauron,
he wont reply canibus like sauron didnt reply his battlers

cherisa:

eminem is a pussi like his stan sauron,
he wont reply canibus like sauron didnt reply his battlers

Eminem actually started this beef in 2006:

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aieromon:

Why do i get the feelin' Sauron set up this Canibus-Eminem sling attack
You a promoter now?

I am the biggest FAN of both cats and i have always wanted them to have a GO at each other.
Expect World War III on this cos Eminem's ego is bigger than Jupiter(He is bang on to reply this).
He would prolly get as many back up as he can and have a go at Canibus and his goons.

cherisa:

eminem is a pussi like his stan sauron,
he wont reply canibus like sauron didnt reply his battlers

Ofokasibe, shut your dirty traps.
Even after 25 days in exile, you still suffer from speech impediment.

slimshay:


@sauron, abeg they've been at it before jare. Didnt last long then though. Never fail to laugh when i hear that Can-i-bitch track.

Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline,
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!

And whats up with the white boy black man thing, thats shit's played out and Em's eaten it all up. FFS thats what got him into the finals in the first place. Biz shld know there will be no respond if em puts an appropriate retort to that one. It'll just be the white boys beats yet another black man in the black man's game.

You know the sad thing is if Em chooses not to respond the legions of jiggamaniacs who think Jay is a big man for not responding will say Em is a bitch for not responding. But anyways Biz has put in the universally known trgger factor: evrybody knows you dont mention Hailey.

Canibus had taken several shots at Eminem before this Can-I-Bitch track.


Anybody better than Bis MUST be a hoax
Black man, NOPE, What about the Great White Hope?
WHAT?! Man you must be sniffin' great white coke
Don't you know that's like Gary Coleman fightin' the Hulk?
And still not even quite that close
A great white bitin' ya' rubber dingy boat 50 miles out from the coast
What the[b] Bleep is the Mathers wit' you? [/b]
I'll beat you black and blue, then I'll probably get a tat of you too
Better yet I'll put a tattoo of me on you
A 10 by 10 "C" logo neon blue
The most theatrical MC battle of all time
I rip jackers like you - you know the call sign
The killer cobra that'll hover over Jehovah
in a motorized autogiro with sycamore rotors
Hydrogen peroxide gaseous vapors
Technically these words shouldn't even rhyme off paper
In theory for every soul that can hear me I'mma blaze' em
In practical practice, my style’s even greater
Can't you see what I'm spittin'? Can't you hear the difference?
Compared to me you're energetically inefficient
You need 10 times the enzymes to process one of my rhymes
You gotta rewind every one of my lines
Do you know how to paraphrase?
Can you even understand what the narrator is trying to say?

Sauron i'm hearing D-12 is on the other side for this one. That'll be some f**d up shit.
Truth be told, canibus aint no slouch man.

Cause none of you fools is capable
My lyrical 'll knock you on the floor like a mechanical bull
Rhymes ricochet off the inner walls of my lungs
To past the tongue faster then bullets come out of guns
Who wants to be the one to get struck first
I bury they body on any planet except the earth

He took out Lost boys and Dogg pound on that one.

But the thing is while he goes all hard and serious everytime Em's is prolly the biggest clown around and he's just gonna be clowning his ass all the way. The laugh'll get me everytime.

slimshay:

Sauron i'm hearing D-12 is on the other side for this one. That'll be some f**d up shit.
Truth be told, canibus aint no slouch man.

Canibus is a lyrical BEAST. . . . . .I have been bumping rap for over 15 years and i can tell u catergorically there is no one in the game that is on Bis' level. The dude has a professorship in lyricism.

How many artists can educate and entertain at the same time? j
Just listening to Canibus's entire catalogue u would gain enough knowledge to pass a history, science and theology degree.

However, if there's one rapper out there that can shatter him on a rap record, it's Eminem.

Cause none of you fools is capable
My lyrical 'll knock you on the floor like a mechanical bull
Rhymes ricochet off the inner walls of my lungs
To past the tongue faster then bullets come out of guns
Who wants to be the one to get struck first
I bury they body on any planet except the earth

He took out Lost boys and Dogg pound on that one.

This is little compared to what i have heard this guy spit. . . . . .
He is the same guy that invented Poet Laureate Infinity. . . .The track has 1,000 bars, in the form of five 200 bar verses, and is layered in such a way that "when you mix it and spread it throughout five channels, [you have the ability] to mix the track differently every time.
How many MCs can spit bars for 11 minutes without pausing?

But the thing is while he goes all hard and serious everytime Em's is prolly the biggest clown around and he's just gonna be clowning his ass all the way. The laugh'll get me everytime.

I think Slim Shady will take this seriously.
The name dropping of Proof and Hailey means this is WAR.

~Sauron~:


So Renegade Schmenegade you pink like lemonade
I penetrate through [b]Hailey's Comet with metal blades
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he will defly reply cuz of this line
em does not joke with Hailey at all.
i think cannibus knew that too
this will be a great battle . .lets see em's comeback

@ Sauron been bumpin Biz too, and he's on some serious hit like i said. Em's most effective battle template is clowning people's asses and making nonsense of what they hype most. Same way he clowned Benzino for claiming street cred. And his short retort for Ja when he mentioned Hailey.

Im not doubting this is war, cos Em's not gonna take Hailey's name in vain. And really Biz shoulda left Proof outta this, at least before things heat up. Plus is D-12 really on the other side for this one.

But what if he doesnt answer. Cos really, this is some decayed beef.

slimshay:

@ Sauron been bumpin Biz too, and he's on some serious hit like i said. Em's most effective battle template is clowning people's asses and making nonsense of what they hype most. Same way he clowned Benzino for claiming street cred. And his short retort for Ja when he mentioned Hailey.

Eminem cannot afford to clown out this shizzy, abeg.
We fans want some action. Beef brings out the best of rappers so Eminem must battle.

Im not doubting this is war, cos Em's not gonna take Hailey's name in vain. And really Biz shoulda left Proof outta this, at least before things heat up. Plus is D-12 really on the other side for this one.

The D12 bit is what i don't get. . . . .

But what if he doesnt answer. Cos really, this is some decayed beef.

His Street Credibility will take a massive dent if he does not reply.
I mean. . . . .He replied Mariah within weeks so he woulda been a coward if he chooses not to reply a MAN like him.

mukina2:

he will defly reply cuz of this line
em does not joke with Hailey at all.
i think cannibus knew that too
this will be a great battle . .lets see em's comeback

Mukina, you should be advocating for PEACE not WAR!!!

Sauron, can you post the link to the audio?

what peace.
abeg make Em reply am with faya
nothing beats listening to a good diss track
so long as real guns and real blood does not spill

Genuflect:

Sauron, can you post the link to the audio?

http://usershare.net/tmr908070/9svu2suub3ua

mukina2:

what peace.
abeg make Em reply am with faya
nothing beats listening to a good diss track
so long as real guns and real blood does not spill

You are a DEVIL.

na today
e don tayyyyyyyy!!!
I cant wait for em's reply

if eminem doesnt reply then he would be a coward like his nairaland colleague sauron.
they are both pussis in coward generations,. eminem and sauron only pick on gurls

cherisa:

if eminem doesnt reply then he would be a coward like his nairaland colleague sauron.
they are both pussis in coward generations,. eminem and sauron only pick on gurls

Ofokasibe, shut your dirty traps.
When are you going to grow some brain cells?
Danfos dey find drivers for Lagos o.

mukina2:

na today
e don tayyyyyyyy!!!
I cant wait for em's reply

You want to feature on the track?

Please lets keep the thread clean

naa i want to hear what Em has to say to this.

I penetrate through Hailey's Comet with metal blades
Yeah, you and i both know why i'm saying this

Em has no choice but to reply this one.

Canibus called him out, he has no choice!

LL Cool J whipped Canibus when they had beef. Now Canibus is trying Eminem.
Lets see if Eminem will release another Canibus diss track.

In the meantime, check out Eminem's "Taking My Ball" from the "Relapse: Refill" album to be released on December 21st 2009.
The song is also in the DJ Hero: Renegade Edition video game.

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[size=13pt]Canibus is up against Em. I like him but he disappointed me with his LL Cool J beef. I see history grabbing the pen again write the same thing again.[/size]