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Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by AloyEmeka6: 10:22pm On Nov 28, 2009
Man Marries Virtual Girlfriend ,  With Public Reception

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2009
filed under: moms are talking about
Fox News: A man who calls himself SAL9000 has married his virtual girlfriend with a public reception, MyFoxDFW.com reported.

The man reportedly fell in love with a virtual girl named Nene Anegasaki and plans to hold a public wedding reception in Tokyo.

Since the girl doesn't really exist, SAL9000 reportedly took his Nintendo DS to Guam for a legal ceremony and honeymoon, and will livecast the upcoming wedding reception online, MyFoxDFW.com reported.

SAL9000 met his "bride" on the video game Love Plus, which requires players to take out the virtual girl on dates, buy her gifts and make their girlfriends happy like they would in real life.

The player can increase their abilities by studying, working out and solving problems of their virtual girlfriend, but if they fail to make their girlfriend happy, the game will restart after 100 days.


http://www.momlogic.com/2009/11/man_marries_virtual_girlfriend.php
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by mamagee3(f): 10:27pm On Nov 28, 2009
I laugh in Abuja
That man is an official clown
!!! grin grin
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by AloyEmeka6: 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2009
He is absolutely tired of women. His Nintendo will forever love him unconditionally and change the shape of his virtual wife into whatever he wishes.
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 28, 2009
when i read that title i knew that it had to be a japanese guy. not surprizing at all. . . . . . this is the country where you can buy real size doll that look like humans and treat them as gf.
although i love this country, i cant get over the fact that there are a lot of perv and psychos up there!
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by N101: 12:44am On Nov 29, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:

He is absolutely tired of women. His Nintendo will forever love him unconditionally and change the shape of his virtual wife into whatever he wishes.

Does that mean when he buys an upgrade - say the Nintendo DSi - that would be considered bigamy? 
If he sells the DS does that constitute a divorce?
If it starts malfunctioning is that unreasonable behaviour which is grounds for divorce?

That marriage is a minefield!
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by Outstrip(f): 12:56am On Nov 29, 2009
Yep you are right. Real women suck. THEY SUCK DICK. Something a Nintendo DS can never do no matter how much he loves it. What a loser
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by TheSly: 12:58am On Nov 29, 2009
Outstrip:

Yep you are right. Real women suck. THEY SUCK privates. Something a Nintendo DS can never do no matter how much he loves it. What a loser
======> cheesy tongue kiss cool
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by amebono1: 5:13am On Nov 29, 2009
Outstrip:

Yep you are right. Real women suck. THEY SUCK privates. Something a Nintendo DS can never do no matter how much he loves it. What a loser

That's right baby, we suck the thingy until it becomes to impatient with the mouth and wants sthg else cool cool
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by AloyEmeka6: 7:52am On Nov 29, 2009
One day someone will marry nairaland in court. wink
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by coolier(f): 9:58am On Nov 29, 2009
Conjugal Bliss!
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by Nobody: 11:38am On Nov 29, 2009
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by AloyEmeka6: 4:49pm On Nov 29, 2009
And one less man from your choices.
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by mamagee3(f): 1:54am On Dec 01, 2009
!amebo no1:

That's right baby, we suck the thingy until it becomes to impatient with the mouth and wants sthg else cool cool

Exactly!!!!
The type of Job you do
. cool
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by amebono1: 12:53pm On Dec 01, 2009
mama-gee:

Exactly!!!!
The type of Job you do
. cool
and im proud of it sweetheart, as long as i do with only one person,unlike you that has done it with your cousin, and he village champions in mbaise

but come ooo, how does it feel for a virgin to be disvirgined by her own cousin at 9? mamagee share your experience grin grin cool
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by Damoche10: 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2009
GUINESS BOOK OF RECORD!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Na who this guy go prack when them go honey moon?
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by mamagee3(f): 7:44pm On Dec 01, 2009
!amebo no1:

and im proud of it sweetheart, as long as i do with only one person,unlike you that has done it with your cousin, and he village champions in mbaise

but come ooo, how does it feel for a virgin to be disvirgined by her own cousin at 9? mamagee share your experience grin grin cool

Let's start with yours!!!! grin grin

You can share the experience your mom had to go through before she gave birth to you from the gorillas hospital. grin grin
Ode gbara awo
. grin grin grin grin
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by amebono1: 11:47pm On Dec 01, 2009
mama-gee:

Let's start with yours!!!! grin grin

You can share the experience your mom had to go through before she gave birth to you from the gorillas hospital. grin grin
Ode gbara awo
. grin grin grin grin

First come first serve, common sweetie, how did your cousin do it, did he give it to you anally or via the loosed front area grin grin
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by mamagee3(f): 12:46am On Dec 02, 2009
No darling!!1
He gave it to me the way your mom gave it to the gorillas. cool
I'm done with you, now
You can now fuc.k off. grin grin
I have a lot of users to attend to
. cool
Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by chamotex(m): 2:18am On Dec 02, 2009
!amebo no1:

That's right baby, we suck the thingy until it becomes to impatient with the mouth and wants sthg else cool cool

I trust you. grin

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