Good day all, I hope ur day has been fine, well mine has been fine too,jus that my guy don shit for altar inside church.


My guy and his girlfriend have been rolling for a year and half now and things seems to be going on fine for them both, buh along the line my guy's attitude changed maybe due to insecurities on his part, my guy's girlfriend is beautiful and I mean it I'm so sure when she passes by a statue the statue will turn it's head, buh my guy keeps accusing this gal of cheatn maybe because he's jobless and even at that his gal doesn't ask him for money, she simply beleives in his dreams that he always outlines to her.


But the way he's treating this gal doesn't go down well wth me, there was a time she came around to my shop and she was crying saying that my guy slapped her cos he accused her of flirting wth a guy who was talkn to her on the road and the said guy was her primary school classmate, I've tried to calling him out for this unruly behaviour of his and he'll promise to change buh he won't, the other time he seized her fone and gave her after two days later.



Now he did it again two days ago when she went to visit and she wouldn't have sex wth him then he forced himself on her and after the sex when she told him she won't see him again,he then threatened her and I dnt know what happened between them and he pounced on her beat her and tore her blouse, she then took pictures and came to show me yesterday, and when she narrated everything to me she was crying and I was moved to tears buh I refused to shed tears wth her, I jus went out to watch my face and I returned, my guy is really falln my hand and the thing is paining me, so I took her out and we went to see a movie at sabo yaba, unknown to us he saw us and then he trailed us and when we were done as we were leaving the hall and and was going home, he called us frm behind near the army barrack and started shouting and calln me names and also calln his girl an olosho, that I've gone to sleep wth her and he knows I've always had my eyes on her and that I'm not the kind of guy some one can leave a girl with and still come back and meet the girl the same way infact people gathered and he tried to hit his girl and I defended her and he hit me severally but I didn't hit back, if we had fought he can't beat me cos I trained in boxing for two years before entering university and I had to quit and I went for some boxing competitions too so I'm quite good, I'm not blowing my trumpet, so I didn't hit him back cos it doesn't make sense, then soldiers came out and told us to kneel down and after a while gave us cutlass to clear grass. I had to beg them for the girl to go home that she's not feeln fine and I will cut whateva portion that has been alloted her and after the whole grass cutting we went home and he came to me this morning wth some boyz and they threatened me. Although he's gal came to see me yesterday night and she gave me some drugs cos we did frog jump (me and her boifriend cos of the noise he was making close to the army camp) so as I lay on the table in my shop she was apologising and her hand was on my chest, buh I didn't want to think anything konji related,she has vowed to break up wth him cos he's been calling her since yesterday buh she won't pick up and I know he has an evil plan for me, buh I'm watching wth my eagle eye

this 'GUY' you will not go and get a job or a life

slimthugchimee2:
this 'GUY' you will not go and get a job or a life

I'm self employed, check my pix that shop behind is mine, so say something else

Well i luv ur courage for respecting women,dat ur guy is a beast. Anyway try to protect dat girl but dont dabble in their luv affairs

babz007:
Well i luv ur courage for respecting women,dat ur guy is a beast. Anyway try to protect dat girl but dont dabble in their luv affairs

I won't dabble into the affair as long as it lasts

Why didn't you talk things out with your guy before taking her out to see a movie? Every normal guy would think you are trying to snatch out their girlfriend, maybe you didn't have bad intentions.

jonaifame22:
I'm self employed, check my pix that shop behind is mine, so say something else

then you need more work at that your workplace

Dan42:
Why didn't you talk things out with your guy before taking her out to see a movie? Every normal guy would think you are trying to snatch out their girlfriend, maybe you didn't have bad intentions.

well, idon't see the need for calling him and telling him that I wanna take his girl out, at least they're not married and she came to report his fvck up to me and she was crying so I felt a change of environment will be better

Thanks anyways

I hate all these dudes with F monicker.

Somebody can't toast girls on nairaland again.

slimthugchimee2:

then you need more work at that your workplace

okay thanks, bye

jonaifame22:
I'm self employed, check my pix that shop behind is mine, so say something else

Shop where weed is being wrapped or distributed?

See Essay Abeg...my eyeballs re falling out already lol....btw miss,How did he fell ur hand,is it Iroko tree ni?!?

You go just die for nothing. The girl still likes his beatings and she is using you to get back at him.

jonaifame22:
I'm self employed, check my pix that shop behind is mine, so say something else

That kind face at your dp

jonaifame22:
I'm self employed, check my pix that shop behind is mine, so say something else

Baba which side your salon dey make i con dey barb for ur end


As a nairalander u go give me 50% discount
Instead of #300 na #150 i go pay

jonaifame22:
I won't dabble into the affair as long as it lasts

Truth is, you'd end up sleeping with her cos we know you as a pussy nigga here.

slimthugchimee2:


then you need more work at that your workplace

I still wonder how this your rate of stupidity has to do with the topic @ hand

firstking01:
Truth is, you'd end up sleeping with her cos we know you as a pussy nigga here.

so are you taking sides wth my guy or wat?

ikombe:
Baba which side your salon dey make i con dey barb for ur end


As a nairalander u go give me 50% discount
Instead of #300 na #150 i go pay

my guy abeg leave matter for matthais the frog jump wey I do yeterday ehn all my lap jus dey pain me like dis

firstking01:
That kind face at your dp

wat abt it

firstking01:
Truth is, you'd end up sleeping with her cos we know you as a pussy nigga here.

OP funny o...


Abeg next time, no use "fell" again. Na pidgin..."fall my hand" sweet pass.

To the tale...
You are overstepping your boundary...or rather, you have overstepped your boundary.

The girl is solely responsible for whatever is happening to her. She has the choice of walking outta the relationship. You needn't meddle with their affair when you of course know the kind of guy your friend is.

Now, you have suffered for her, you are suffering for her and you are apparently going to suffer for her and then tomorrow, she will hook up with another random guy, life continues.
See the mess you are into

Women matter...run from am. It never ends well. unless otherwise you like the babe.

jonaifame22:
so are you taking sides wth my guy or wat?

No, not et-all...the guy on his own part seems clingy and his actions were wrong...but, i'm bent sure you will bleep that girl before this week elapsed.

jonaifame22:
wat abt it

Nothing

firstking01:
No, not et-all...the guy on his own part seems clingy and his actions were wrong...but, i'm bent sure you will bleep that girl before this week elapsed.

well...... I'm not gonna force things buh if it happens, I'll not ask for strenght to resist the temptation, I'll jus fall sinfully

Bluezy13:



OP funny o...


Abeg next time, no use "fell" again. Na pidgin..."fall my hand" sweet pass.

To the tale...
You are overstepping your boundary...or rather, you have overstepped your boundary.

The girl is solely responsible for whatever is happening to her. She has the choice of walking outta the relationship. You needn't meddle their affair when you of course know the kind of guy your friend is.

Now, you have suffered for her, you are suffering for her and you are apparently going to suffer for her and then tomorrow, she will hook up with another random guy, life continues.
See the mess you are into

Women matter...run from am. It never ends well. unless otherwise you like the babe.

Ogbeni, i'm sure this message was wrongly delivered to the supposed recipient

Bluezy13:



OP funny o...


Abeg next time, no use "fell" again. Na pidgin..."fall my hand" sweet pass.

To the tale...
You are overstepping your boundary...or rather, you have overstepped your boundary.

The girl is solely responsible for whatever is happening to her. She has the choice of walking outta the relationship. You needn't meddle with their affair when you of course know the kind of guy your friend is.

Now, you have suffered for her, you are suffering for her and you are apparently going to suffer for her and then tomorrow, she will hook up with another random guy, life continues.
See the mess you are into

Women matter...run from am. It never ends well. unless otherwise you like the babe.

well..... It's not as if I like the babe , ibut I know I don't hate her

jonaifame22:
well...... I'm not gonna force things buh if it happens, I'll not ask for strenght to resist the temptation, I'll jus fall sinfully

Ok

This Nigga ain't Loyal!

You wanna jack your friends girlfriend.

All this big grammar about statues

What do you want us to say, that you are a hero, a defender of the damsel

You a male thot. Simple. When she leaves him, you can take over and wait for that man to kill you.

R.I.P in advance and I hope her toto will be worth it.

JuicyLucy:
This Nigga ain't Loyal!

You wanna jack your friends girlfriend.

All this big grammar about statues

What do you want us to say, that you are a hero, a defender of the damsel

You a male thot. Simple. When she leaves him, you can take over and wait for that man to kill you.

R.I.P in advance and I hope her toto will be worth it.

wht's dis one saying

firstking01:
Ogbeni, i'm sure this message was wrongly delivered to the supposed recipient

Ogbeni...I'm sure the message is wrongly intercepted by a poke-noser

jonaifame22:
well..... It's not as if I like the babe , ibut I know I don't hate her

Ok o

jonaifame22:
Good day all, I hope ur day has been fine, well mine has been fine too,jus that my guy don shit for altar inside church.


My guy and his girlfriend have been rolling for a year and half now and things seems to be going on fine for them both, buh along the line my guy's attitude changed maybe due to insecurities on his part, my guy's girlfriend is beautiful and I mean it I'm so sure when she passes by a statue the statue will turn it's head, buh my guy keeps accusing this gal of cheatn maybe because he's jobless and even at that his gal doesn't ask him for money, she simply beleives in his dreams that he always outlines to her.


But the way he's treating this gal doesn't go down well wth me, there was a time she came around to my shop and she was crying saying that my guy slapped her cos he accused her of flirting wth a guy who was talkn to her on the road and the said guy was her primary school classmate, I've tried to calling him out for this unruly behaviour of his and he'll promise to change buh he won't, the other time he seized her fone and gave her after two days later.



Now he did it again two days ago when she went to visit and she wouldn't have sex wth him then he forced himself on her and after the sex when she told him she won't see him again,he then threatened her and I dnt know what happened between them and he pounced on her beat her and tore her blouse, she then took pictures and came to show me yesterday, and when she narrated everything to me she was crying and I was moved to tears buh I refused to shed tears wth her, I jus went out to watch my face and I returned, my guy is really falln my hand and the thing is paining me, so I took her out and we went to see a movie at sabo yaba, unknown to us he saw us and then he trailed us and when we were done as we were leaving the hall and and was going home, he called us frm behind near the army barrack and started shouting and calln me names and also calln his girl an olosho, that I've gone to sleep wth her and he knows I've always had my eyes on her and that I'm not the kind of guy some one can leave a girl with and still come back and meet the girl the same way infact people gathered and he tried to hit his girl and I defended her and he hit me severally but I didn't hit back, if we had fought he can't beat me cos I trained in boxing for two years before entering university and I had to quit and I went for some boxing competitions too so I'm quite good, I'm not blowing my trumpet, so I didn't hit him back cos it doesn't make sense, then soldiers came out and told us to kneel down and after a while gave us cutlass to clear grass. I had to beg them for the girl to go home that she's not feeln fine and I will cut whateva portion that has been alloted her and after the whole grass cutting we went home and he came to me this morning wth some boyz and they threatened me. Although he's gal came to see me yesterday night and she gave me some drugs cos we did frog jump (me and her boifriend cos of the noise he was making close to the army camp) so as I lay on the table in my shop she was apologising and her hand was on my chest, buh I didn't want to think anything konji related,she has vowed to break up wth him cos he's been calling her since yesterday buh she won't pick up and I know he has an evil plan for me, buh I'm watching wth my eagle eye

who is d guy on ur dp?