I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
As if Ambode is not the governor in my area.

Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships.
No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia.
You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.”
Oga who asked you?

A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.”
Excuse me?

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful.
The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up.

Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport”
Ko serious.
At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home.

You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/

Nigerians can segregate for a whole universe

Moral of the story?

I love your writing skills!

I can't relate so I'll just park here and read comments.

LegalBaby:
What kind of dance is that on your DP

Schmurda's Hot nigga dance.

lol

LegalBaby:
Oh dang
and to think i know schmurda

Really? The jail bird.

Naijasinglegirl never ceases to amuse her audience.
Are you this funny in real life?
Good piece.
Keep it up

Lol,Chuckles**

[quote author=CaroLyner post=53151079]Moral of the story?[/

Pics or Adonbelivit

uboma:
Naijasinglegirl never ceases to amuse her audience.

Are you this funny in real life?

Good piece.

Keep it up

Lol. Don't mind her. She is forming Jane Bond.


Brotherly, how far? You just abandon me for that zone.

davide470:
Lol. Don't mind her. She is forming Jane Bond.


Brotherly, how far? You just abandon me for that zone.

Ban yourself for derailing a thread

Haha, not bad Naijasinglegirl. But why are you hating on Island people?

Did you not know that location is the greatest common denominator in relationships? If you want an Island boy, just pack and go to Ibeju. Biko, let us have peace. Buhari has not finished dealing with us -- we don't want issues added to the ones we are dealing with right now. Thanks!

JuicyLucy:


Ban yourself for derailing a thread

davide470:

I've reported you

WriteBoy:
Haha, not bad Naijasinglegirl. But why are you hating on Island people?

Did you not know that location is the greatest common denominator in relationships? If you want an Island boy, just pack and go to Ibeju. Biko, let us have peace. Buhari has not finished dealing with us -- we don't want issues added to the ones we are dealing with right now. Thanks!

who told you buhari has finished dealing with us
You have not seen anything yet

babagydoz:
who told you buhari has finished dealing with us
You have not seen anything yet

Sorry, are you challenged? read well please.

I love your write up keep it up

LegalBaby:
What kind of dance is that on your DP

Mummy yo

Linus, iyana oworo to lekki /ajah is just 200 naira. e no stop any parols

Didn't notice

Incase

But seriously that Ikorodu is just too far ,even people living around odonguyan and laspotech side will be claiming Lagos.Lagos ko Lagos ni

can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko...

davide470:
Lol. Don't mind her. She is forming Jane Bond.


Brotherly, how far? You just abandon me for that zone.

lol.

No be so bro.

I will contact you soon.

How are you people

davide470:
Lol. Don't mind her. She is forming Jane Bond.


Brotherly, how far? You just abandon me for that zone.

I dont even understand what this is about

Naijasinglegirl:
How are you people

You

How market na?