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Job Interview by anyicash(m): 9:31pm On Jan 26, 2017
Job Interview. MP OFFICER:- What is your name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Paul OFFICER:- Your father's name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- What does that mean? Monday:- Matthias Paul OFFICER:- Your native place? Monday : M.P. sir OFFICER:- What's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- What is your qualification? Monday:- M.P. OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- So why do you need a job? Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir OFFICER: Meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir. OFFICER: And what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir? OFFICER:- And what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think you have M.P. Monday:- Meaning? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces. I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My Person)[color=] Job Interview. MP OFFICER:- What is your name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Paul OFFICER:- Your father's name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- What does that mean? Monday:- Matthias Paul OFFICER:- Your native place? Monday : M.P. sir OFFICER:- What's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- What is your qualification? Monday:- M.P. OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- So why do you need a job? Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir OFFICER: Meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir. OFFICER: And what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir? OFFICER:- And what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think you have M.P. Monday:- Meaning? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces. I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My Person)[/color] Job Interview. MP OFFICER:- What is your name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Paul OFFICER:- Your father's name? Monday:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- What does that mean? Monday:- Matthias Paul OFFICER:- Your native place? Monday : M.P. sir OFFICER:- What's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- What is your qualification? Monday:- M.P. OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- So why do you need a job? Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir OFFICER: Meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir. OFFICER: And what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir? OFFICER:- And what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think you have M.P. Monday:- Meaning? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces. I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My Person)

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