Every young guy always dreams of the day he will loose his virginity,


Why? You may wonder! A couple of questions always pop up in our heads, like

Is my kini big enough?

Can I last like beans or will I end up an indomie man?

How will I enter and locate the hole?

Should i increase or reduce my pace? Etc

These and many other thoughts end up making most guys first sex just average or below average.

It was the 15th day of December of one fateful year in university that my own was lost.

I had just turned 18 years and konji was already firing me from left, right and center.

Unilag didnt make matters any better for me as everywhere I looked I kept on seeing different shapes and sizes(Chai! Unilag there is God o)

There was this girl whose name starts with M in my department; for privacy purpose let's just say her name was Mama bakassi.

As her name implies, this girl's bakassi/ukwu was well endowed. Legend had it that in the whole of the faculty no one could compete with her when it comes to her backside.

As luck would have it, this girl was feeling me and she liked me and always hung out with me during my first year in school.

So I decided to invite her over to my apartment on that fateful 15th of December and she obliged with a smile.

When she came in, she was impressed with the look of my apartment (I had spent hours sweeping, mopping and dusting earlier on)

We both sat down on my bed and I started up with my game plan. (Every guy needs to have a game plan when dealing with women)

I inserted the Game of thrones 1 CD I had into my laptop and began watching. I checked out her body language and saw she didn't mind during the R18 scenes.

Just when it reached the part where, Tyrion lannista(the Imp) smacked a lady on her behind and kissed her, shouting, 'I love you women'

That was when I made my move, I leaned over and kissed mama bakassi for about 2 minutes straight.

She didn't remove my hands so I took this as the much needed green light and promoted myself to touch her bosoms.

After that I began removing my jeans and boxers and that's when she stopped me and said;

'I hope you have a condom?'

I smiled and rushed to my box, bringing out my GC Condom.
That was when Kasala burst and his son, Wahala started.
I realised I didn't know how to put on the condom, I didn't know whether to roll it up to my ballz or just leave it on my penis alone.

After sweating profusely for a few minutes I decided to just roll it up to my ballz and suffocated the two young poor souls.

By the time I had inserted the CD, Mama bakassi had already stripped naked after battling to remove her skinny jeans from that amazing ass.

She lied down and I climbed her, that's when wahala part 2 started.

I couldn't locate the hole.( I was like; "Is this girl whyning me? Where did she keep the hole of her vagina" my idea of the vagina all along was that there was an open hole already there just like open hole on our nose.

I chuk preeq e no enter.

I chuk preeq again still e no enter.

I had to play cool so she won't see me as Jew guy so I told her to stand up and let me hit it from behind that she would enjoy it more. Maybe I would be able to fund the hole from the back view

When she bent down and touched her toes, I saw the hole and that's when I grabbed her from behind and fired her like I had seen from all the blue film I had watched in the past.

To cut the long story short, I came in the next 5 minutes and that was how Lost my virginity.

All through this, I’m a Boss by Rick Ross & Meek Mill was playing in my home theater (which kind yeye boss I be sef……msschw)

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ya eyes iyaff cleared now shey

So who did u now epp...

Just wen I tot v met all d idiots on nairaland,nigga ow d phuck did I not spot u...

You missed one very big one. Thank God you don find me.

Headlesschicken:
Just wen I tot v met all d idiots on nairaland,nigga ow d phuck did I not spot u...

Kudos to those who had d time to read the piece

I epp my preeq
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Mugu

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