An open letter to 21st century lovers from—Asito


All you Donald Trumps of Instagram, this is for you.
You take pictures of yourselves in the shower and post it on the gram.
You post pictures of yourselves during sex.
All year long, you taunt me with images of you and and your “heaven-sent boo.”
You trade your image rights for likes on the gram.
I'm sick of you!!!
I'm sick and tired of seeing false pretenses of perfect love.
I'm sick of seeing photos that mock Cupid's work.
I'm sick of staged photoshoots that claim to have Aphrodite's touch.
Because when I come out of the shower, I make sure I get dried up before I reach for my phone.
Heck that's what any sane person would do!
And when I have sex, I don't share pictures of my “Vaseline and I”
I sure as hell ain't worried my face might be sitting under a stove in an old woman's hut.
You need to remember that you don't have to prove to the world that you love bae.
Because true love isn't just about capturing moments for people to see, it's about capturing your spouse's heart every moment you can find.
So when next you wanna take that pic for the gram, make sure it’s not a sham and let cupid take the shot.
Happy valentines day from Asito.
(NaijaSingleGuy)