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Dr Carver by feelgood(m): 4:15pm On Jan 17, 2007
Dr. Carver

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer"?

A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage and returned with a hammer. The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel"?

Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last request got to Mr. Tuttle.

He asked, "What are you doing to my wife"?

"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can’t get my instrument bag op
Re: Dr Carver by iice(f): 8:19pm On Jan 17, 2007
Oh Gawd grin grin grin
Re: Dr Carver by 1love1(f): 11:44am On Jan 18, 2007
hah, good one! shocked

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